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...you sneak in tournaments at a temp job you are doing even though you know you won't be able to finish them and thus will lose money. :club:

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"In fact there are many times you shouldn't gamble. Like if you are under 21, or you have had too much to drink. You shouldn't gamble if you're lonely, or depressed, and if your having trouble setting or keeping a limit."

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"In fact there are many times you shouldn't gamble. Like if you are under 21, or you have had too much to drink. You shouldn't gamble if you're lonely, or depressed, and if your having trouble setting or keeping a limit."
Let's break this down, shall we?"Like if you are under 21..."-I am 19, but the state I live in allows 18 or older to gamble. "or you have had too muchg to drink."-That's impossible...too much to drink :D "Lonely, or depressed"-check and check"Your having trouble setting or keeping a limit."-My bills are paid, so it's good to go. But, I give you a :club: for the response.
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"In fact there are many times you shouldn't gamble. Like if you are under 21, or you have had too much to drink. You shouldn't gamble if you're lonely, or depressed, and if your having trouble setting or keeping a limit."
I always laugh when I see that guy from Harrah's saying that when deep down he is making millions on the misfortunes of others.
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... you watch gambling on TV... you gamble on things most would consider unwagerable... you think gambling is cool
I'm going to have to ask you to not try again. In fact... :club:
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i once won a $100 bet for eating a package of oreos in less than five minutes. its a lot easier than it looks

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something I have found to be fun is to gamble small amounts on just about everything that happens in baseball, strike, ball. Next hit is going to go to the outfield. These seem like random events but if you know your stats you can make a killing.I don't know why people think strike or ball is a 50-50 proposition but they do ROFL

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something I have found to be fun is to gamble small amounts on just about everything that happens in baseball, strike, ball. Next hit is going to go to the outfield. These seem like random events but if you know your stats you can make a killing.I don't know why people think strike or ball is a 50-50 proposition but they do ROFL
I've seen guys do this at the game where they even bet on if the ball will stay on the mound when the catcher tosses it back up after the inning is over. They would bet on the attendance and they even bet on the age of the old lady in front of them...it was funny to watch them ask and then get pissed when they were all wrong.
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I once played a game of UNO for $4000.00 I bet $2000.00 that I could sneek into the Super Bowl when it was in TampaOn a radio show in Tampa I drank a gallon of milk in less than an hour for a $100.00

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When you find yourself responding with "...you wanna bet?" multiple times a day, and it's not just a figure of speech.You help your four-year-old learn math by teaching her to count cards.When your addiction counselor says he thinks "the odds are good" that you will beat your gambling problem, you see it as a reason to immediately call your bookie.You lose your wife in a poker game; you lose your mistress going double-or-nothing; and now they refuse to let you bet your hooker.

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Lloyd: I'll bet you twenty dollars I can get you gambling before the day is out! Harry: No! Lloyd: I'll give you three to one odds. Harry: No. Lloyd: Five to one. Harry: No. Lloyd: Ten to one? Harry: You're on! Lloyd: I'm gonna get ya! Harry: Nu uh! Lloyd: I don't know how but I'm gonna get ya.

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You've just won 1.5 mil in a tourney. Post tourney interview goes like this:Host: You've just won ONE AND A HALF MILLION DOLLARS! What are you going to do with the money?You:Pay off some debts.Host:What about the rest?You:They will just have to wait.

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You've just won 1.5 mil in a tourney. Post tourney interview goes like this:Host: You've just won ONE AND A HALF MILLION DOLLARS! What are you going to do with the money?You:Pay off some debts.Host:What about the rest?You:They will just have to wait.
:club::D:D:D I just laughed out loud...thank god my studio is soundproof...
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I've seen guys do this at the game where they even bet on if the ball will stay on the mound when the catcher tosses it back up after the inning is over. They would bet on the attendance and they even bet on the age of the old lady in front of them...it was funny to watch them ask and then get pissed when they were all wrong.
I have done that a lot. Must be a St Louis thing.
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