FullMontyM1 0 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006170680,00.htmlwtf?!!?!!?!! Link to post Share on other sites
FullMontyM1 0 Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 rofl, great pic Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Lord knows The Sun is the arbiter of all that is true. Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Mario 0 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 WoW.. He's such a tard.Scientology is the most stupid thing ever created. Link to post Share on other sites
InsanityCubed 0 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 WoW.. He's such a tard.Scientology is the most stupid thing ever created.So true. I love how in the South Park episode they actually have to put "THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE" flashing at the bottom of the screen. Nobody who didn't already know would have believed it otherwise. Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Can I kill him? Please? Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 There's rumors she had the baby today Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 There's rumors she had the baby todayI didn't hear anything.(pun most definately intended) Link to post Share on other sites
phlegm 6 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Scientology is Gods way of telling us that yes indeed, one can be too rich and famous. Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Tom, you gotta come out of the closet, oh my God! Link to post Share on other sites
yergan 0 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 There's rumors she had the ALIEN todayFYP Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Word now is the scientology birthing room was very dark, and in all the confusion he ate the baby instead.Poor Tomkitten!GOOD EATIN! Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Word now is the scientology birthing room was very dark, and in all the confusion he ate the baby instead.Poor Tomkitten!GOOD EATIN!ROFLMAO - absolutely classic Link to post Share on other sites
AKoffsuit 0 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 I didn't hear anything.(pun most definately intended)LOL! Good one Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,753 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Suri?!? Link to post Share on other sites
evesixer 0 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 scientology sucks. id like to see ol' tommy push out a baby in silence. frickin wacko. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 i'm shocked this hasn't been one of those cheap ploys for "Crazy Larry's Used Car Emporium" yet. AND IF NOBODY COMES AND BUYS A CAR IN THE NEXT HOUR FROM ME, I'LL EAT KATIE HOLMES'S PLACENTA! AND I'LL DO IT TOO, CAUSE I'M CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY! Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Word now is the scientology birthing room was very dark, and in all the confusion he ate the baby instead.Poor Tomkitten!GOOD EATIN!oh dear god, my sides hurt...you rule! Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 The actor, 43 — who wants her to give birth in silence according to his Scientology cult ruleswhat exactly happens if she doesn't give birth in silence? does he eat her vocal cords? Link to post Share on other sites
FullMontyM1 0 Posted April 19, 2006 Author Share Posted April 19, 2006 Word now is the scientology birthing room was very dark, and in all the confusion he ate the baby instead.Poor Tomkitten!GOOD EATIN!Grand slam, bravo haha Link to post Share on other sites
powerpoker 0 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 what exactly happens if she doesn't give birth in silence? does he eat her vocal cords?yepthose are the rules of sciencetology Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 i hope to God she scream out during the delivery, "**** HUBBARD, GIVE ME SOME DEMEROL!"To which Tom goes out and does just that, thus creating the headline, "Cruise Becomes Necrophiliac, Has Sex With Scientology's Creator," which of course, none of the world will be shocked at now.Katie will still not get any painkillers, which she deserves for getting involved with this nutjob. Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 that makes me want to throw up Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 that makes me want to throw upHe may eat that too.... Link to post Share on other sites
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