Finally Got Some Playing Poker..long

[Warbow 0]

and just as im about to rip her a new a sshole...i say "im all in baby"...

and then she says "Too bad you're short stacked!"(sorry, I'm just shocked that no one else has posted this already)

[PillyPill 0]

and then she says "Too bad you're short stacked!"(sorry, I'm just shocked that no one else has posted this already)

I was moderately referencing this at then end of my story, but....

[eYank 0]

*cough* bullsht *cough*

[jowest 0]

and then she says "Too bad you're short stacked!"(sorry, I'm just shocked that no one else has posted this already)

[wellsberry 0]

nice

[kkot 0]

it's ok that you ended up broke and masturbating with your own tears as lube...

Ok, that was once. And i was drunk. And it was valentines day.

[gooch 0]

this is why they invented camera phones people

[chappy3 0]

this is why they invented camera phones people

Exactly

[Kuge 0]

Please allow me to translate this story to the truth.So I was playing at a casino in a 1/2 game. I had a decent stack when a girl sat at the table with some chips. She looked like she knew that you get two cards and then some others come in, but not an expert like myself.So I start to talk to her. She is not bad, just under 400 lbs. After a few drinks, I had her looking like 300. I keep talking to her even though I am very hungry because I have not hit any for a long time, and figure if I keep drinking, she will be down to a lean 250 in no time. She tells me that she is with her friends, which means that she is the BFF (Big Fat Friend) of the group. But I don't care right now due to hunger and the booze kicking in. I then get KK. I raise and then she reraises me. I then move all in to get her out. She thinks she has the best hand and then I make an interesting deal. I say "If I win, I will buy you dinner. But if you win, you buy me dinner." Being the cow that she is, she instantly calls. I win and we go to dinner. We go get food, which cost a little more than I thought since she was hungry too. After dinner, we have more drinks, and then I bring her to my room since her friends are in her's. We start to talk and she now looks to me like a 225 pound model since I am plastered. She herself can't even walk so she passes out on the couch. AS I begin my work, she wakes up and somewhat moves with me. I then get ready for my big move. As I do it, I say "I'm all in baby.." She then turns her head to me and says "Really? I can't feel anything." And then she passes out, but I kept going until I was done. When I woke up the next morning, I looked over and saw her. That was the day I decided to quit drinking.Hope someone likes that. And I am just having some fun.

Well played sir B) B)Also, I was expecting this to be a story of the OP playing at a .05/.10 NLHE table on PS when a pizza delievery woman knocks on the door to deliever his pizza. And when she tells him the price, she notices that he was playing poker and then the OP goes on to say "Watch this, I'm all-in" and he doubled up to about $15, which is enough for the pizza. The woman is so impressed she gives him head while he continues to play poker on pokerstars. I guess I was way off the radar there...oh well...this story is still interesting

[Scotty2Hotty 0]

dear penthouse forum, i'm not usually the type to write in to magazines but i had to share this one...

Hilarious! NH, sir.So, we got back to my room, I pulled out my 8-inch diamond-cutter, and...

[redandblack 0]

Well played sir B) B)Also, I was expecting this to be a story of the OP playing at a .05/.10 NLHE table on PS when a pizza delievery woman knocks on the door to deliever his pizza. And when she tells him the price, she notices that he was playing poker and then the OP goes on to say "Watch this, I'm all-in" and he doubled up to about $15, which is enough for the pizza. The woman is so impressed she gives him head while he continues to play poker on pokerstars. I guess I was way off the radar there...oh well...this story is still interesting

VNH!!!

[SweetDaddyFreak 0]

I have to give it to the girl, she is one smart ladyThink about it people:Play Poker all NightGet Free DinnerGet LaidAvoid Guy's Phone Calls the Next MorningGo Back to the CasinoRepeatThink of all the free stuff she gets...never has to pay for food, room and plays poker all day!

[ricker 0]

I have to give it to the girl, she is one smart ladyThink about it people:Play Poker all NightGet Free DinnerGet LaidAvoid Guy's Phone Calls the Next MorningGo Back to the CasinoRepeatThink of all the free stuff she gets...never has to pay for food, room and plays poker all day!

Well technically, she lost the $400 bucks she woulda had otherwise...so it turns out the OP is actually a Hooker

[fmlycar 0]

and then she says "Too bad you're short stacked!"(sorry, I'm just shocked that no one else has posted this already)

best post of the thread well done

[Mos Def 0]

If things go well Thursday night (I'm teaching a girl to play), I should have a similar story Friday morning. 'Cept this girl is a legit 9. And I'm sure as hell not going to make a thread about it.

[primetime 0]

if any of you wants to try this in the future of hooking up with a girl while playing poker i have a few suggestions..1. be nice and friendly and try to make her laugh....2. if she doesnt sit next to you.. try and grab a seat next to her when it opens up.3. dont ask direct questions..."do you have a boyfriend".."you married" **** like that...just general questions that you might get the same answer too..."what you in town for"..."enjoying your vacation?"..4. try and play alot of pots with her....even if you have nothing...5. shower before you play...6. brush your nasty teeth..if you have been playing for a long time have some gum or some damm tick tacks...7. dont wear your wedding ring8. try and make some side bets with her during play..just a few ideas.....i know you guys have your own tactics....but since im the only one that got some from a poker table...maybe my ideas would work for you too..