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so i was playing at a large casino, playing 1/2 nl..having fun and built a nice stack..started with 200 and now have 1k in front of me....and this girl sits next to me and she brings in 200...she seemed like she knew how to play but it was like she learned watching tv... so we get to chatting and having fun and i cant say she was hot but she wasnt that bad...looked even better after a few drinks...one of those "ill do her" girls.she has a decent pair(you know).ok face..petite..after a couple hours playing together she doubles her stack and has about 400 in fromt of her....its about 10pm and i getting hungry....but because of the girl i keep playing because we are having fun..i ask questions like where shes from, what hotel she is staying at..who she came with...turns out she is here for a girls week out to vegas.....perfect....so i gotta give it a try and ask her to hang out... then this hand comes up and we are heads up...i get pocket KK and i raise 20..then she reraises me 50 straight...i say..im being nice and making it easy on her to lay it down and go all in.....now she thinks and thinks...she saids "i think i have the best hand"......then i start to think this is a good chance to say...."if you call and i win...ill take you to any restaurant you want for dinner because im hungry and if you win you buy me dinner"....she said ok since she started with only 200 and dinner will cost that much anyway....she flips over pocket QQ and i take it down....we both get up and head on over to the steak house in the casino...great food..expensive...after dinner and a few drinks we head to my room because she is staying with friends.... so we get into it as soon as we get in the door....and just as im about to rip her a new a sshole...i say "im all in baby"...

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dear penthouse forum, i'm not usually the type to write in to magazines but i had to share this one...
Greatest reply ever. My drink came out my nose i laughed so hard.
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wasn't that an episode of that espn show tilt? but with a different ending...it's ok that you ended up broke and masturbating with your own tears as lube...

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why you all hating.....you guys all wanted to try and say something to a girl at a table but never had enough balls to do it.....i happened to try and it worked....dinner and drinks cost 300.....if i wanted to just to get laid...hookers cost less...but it was worth it...whats harder to do in vegas?lose all your money gambling or getting laid in vegas?i say lossing all your money....

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Dude! You stole my f*cking voice....LOL....But yeah I used that line before but not to the girl actually, me and my buddies were playing some poker one night and somebody asked me why I hadn't made it to the last game and I said I was with my girl. So they asked what did I do with her and I said " I GOT ALL-IN IS WHAT I DID! "

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why you all hating.....you guys all wanted to try and say something to a girl at a table but never had enough balls to do it.....i happened to try and it worked....dinner and drinks cost 300.....if i wanted to just to get laid...hookers cost less...but it was worth it...whats harder to do in vegas?lose all your money gambling or getting laid in vegas?i say lossing all your money....
I don't doubt you man. The one time I've been to Vegas I almost got laid within 4 hours of getting off the airplane. She was cute and married, and I'm not a great looking guy either. If it wasn't for her friend being a complete c-blocker and dragging her away after she had agreed to come back to my room, I'd have gotten laid that night for sure.I think it's all the money and glitz in Vegas that makes women crazy! :club:
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I don't doubt you man. The one time I've been to Vegas I almost got laid within 4 hours of getting off the airplane. She was cute and married, and I'm not a great looking guy either. If it wasn't for her friend being a complete c-blocker and dragging her away after she had agreed to come back to my room, I'd have gotten laid that night for sure.I think it's all the money and glitz in Vegas that makes women crazy! :club:
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so we get into it as soon as we get in the door....and just as im about to rip her a new a sshole...i say "im all in baby"...and she said "are you sure?"
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so we get into it as soon as we get in the door....and just as im about to rip her a new a sshole...i say "im all in baby", and she proceeds to show me that she is actually a man
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so i was playing at a large casino, playing 1/2 nl..having fun and built a nice stack..started with 200 and now have 1k in front of me....and this girl sits next to me and she brings in 200...she seemed like she knew how to play but it was like she learned watching tv... so we get to chatting and having fun and i cant say she was hot but she wasnt that bad...looked even better after a few drinks...one of those "ill do her" girls.she has a decent pair(you know).ok face..petite..after a couple hours playing together she doubles her stack and has about 400 in fromt of her....its about 10pm and i getting hungry....but because of the girl i keep playing because we are having fun..i ask questions like where shes from, what hotel she is staying at..who she came with...turns out she is here for a girls week out to vegas.....perfect....so i gotta give it a try and ask her to hang out... then this hand comes up and we are heads up...i get pocket KK and i raise 20..then she reraises me 50 straight...i say..im being nice and making it easy on her to lay it down and go all in.....now she thinks and thinks...she saids "i think i have the best hand"......then i start to think this is a good chance to say...."if you call and i win...ill take you to any restaurant you want for dinner because im hungry and if you win you buy me dinner"....she said ok since she started with only 200 and dinner will cost that much anyway....she flips over pocket QQ and i take it down....we both get up and head on over to the steak house in the casino...great food..expensive...after dinner and a few drinks we head to my room because she is staying with friends.... so we get into it as soon as we get in the door....and just as im about to rip her a new a sshole...i say "im all in baby"...
Please allow me to translate this story to the truth.So I was playing at a casino in a 1/2 game. I had a decent stack when a girl sat at the table with some chips. She looked like she knew that you get two cards and then some others come in, but not an expert like myself.So I start to talk to her. She is not bad, just under 400 lbs. After a few drinks, I had her looking like 300. I keep talking to her even though I am very hungry because I have not hit any for a long time, and figure if I keep drinking, she will be down to a lean 250 in no time. She tells me that she is with her friends, which means that she is the BFF (Big Fat Friend) of the group. But I don't care right now due to hunger and the booze kicking in. I then get KK. I raise and then she reraises me. I then move all in to get her out. She thinks she has the best hand and then I make an interesting deal. I say "If I win, I will buy you dinner. But if you win, you buy me dinner." Being the cow that she is, she instantly calls. I win and we go to dinner. We go get food, which cost a little more than I thought since she was hungry too. :D After dinner, we have more drinks, and then I bring her to my room since her friends are in her's. We start to talk and she now looks to me like a 225 pound model since I am plastered. She herself can't even walk so she passes out on the couch. AS I begin my work, she wakes up and somewhat moves with me. I then get ready for my big move. As I do it, I say "I'm all in baby.." She then turns her head to me and says "Really? I can't feel anything." And then she passes out, but I kept going until I was done. When I woke up the next morning, I looked over and saw her. That was the day I decided to quit drinking.Hope someone likes that. And I am just having some fun. :club:
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Please allow me to translate this story to the truth.So I was playing at a casino in a 1/2 game. I had a decent stack when a girl sat at the table with some chips. She looked like she knew that you get two cards and then some others come in, but not an expert like myself.So I start to talk to her. She is not bad, just under 400 lbs. After a few drinks, I had her looking like 300. I keep talking to her even though I am very hungry because I have not hit any for a long time, and figure if I keep drinking, she will be down to a lean 250 in no time. She tells me that she is with her friends, which means that she is the BFF (Big Fat Friend) of the group. But I don't care right now due to hunger and the booze kicking in. I then get KK. I raise and then she reraises me. I then move all in to get her out. She thinks she has the best hand and then I make an interesting deal. I say "If I win, I will buy you dinner. But if you win, you buy me dinner." Being the cow that she is, she instantly calls. I win and we go to dinner. We go get food, which cost a little more than I thought since she was hungry too. :D After dinner, we have more drinks, and then I bring her to my room since her friends are in her's. We start to talk and she now looks to me like a 225 pound model since I am plastered. She herself can't even walk so she passes out on the couch. AS I begin my work, she wakes up and somewhat moves with me. I then get ready for my big move. As I do it, I say "I'm all in baby.." She then turns her head to me and says "Really? I can't feel anything." And then she passes out, but I kept going until I was done. When I woke up the next morning, I looked over and saw her. That was the day I decided to quit drinking.Hope someone likes that. And I am just having some fun. :club:
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So I was playing at a casino in a 1/2 game. I had a decent stack when a girl sat at the table with some chips. She looked like she knew that you get two cards and then some others come in, but not an expert like myself.So I start to talk to her. She is not bad, just under 400 lbs. After a few drinks, I had her looking like 300. I keep talking to her even though I am very hungry because I have not hit any for a long time, and figure if I keep drinking, she will be down to a lean 250 in no time.
This is exactly what I was thinking whilst reading the OP's story, v good.
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Being the cow that she is, she instantly calls. As I do it, I say "I'm all in baby.." She then turns her head to me and says "Really? I can't feel anything." And then she passes out, but I kept going
hilarity. nice work sir.however, the OP's story falls into a typical logical fallacy.a person with the balls to say "i'm all in baby" before penetrating a woman he just met (and not get slapped) would not feel the need to brag about it on an internet forum.
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