Bad Alcoholic Drinks

[pong1092 0]

Okay for my fraternity brothers 21st birthday we always take them out and buy them the nastiest drinks we can think of. I have gotten tired of the ones we do now so need some good ideas for some.Here a few we do nowIronman- Snort the salt, Take the shot, put the lime in your eyePraire Fire- Tequilla and TabascoSmokers Cough(My favorite) - Mayo and JaegerAny help would be great.

[Jeepster80125 0]

jager and OJhalf pint guinness and shot of midori4 horsemen - jim jack johnny walker and joseBegin.

[ajs510 122]

Cement mixer:1 shot of Irish Creme (Baileys)1 shot of Lime Juice (in a separate shot glass)Have your victim, I mean birthday boy, hold the shot of Irish Creme in his mouth, then have them pour the shot of Lime juice in with it. The acid/base combination turns the concoction into a big ball of snot-like nastyness, which must be swallowed or the process repeats until they get it right. Have fun with this one, it was my favorite thing to pull on people when I was 21.

[aadams_22 3]

Papa Smurf * 4 oz. Vodka * 8 oz. Red Kool-Aid * 1 Blue Popsicle (crushed)Mix and chill vodka and kool-aid. Crush blue popsicle and add to mixture. The crushed popsicle should settle at the bottom of drink, making it appear as a blue layer at the bottom and a red layer on top. ---------------Dirty Ashtray * 1/2 oz. Blue Curacao * 1/2 oz. Gin * 1/2 oz. Grenadine * 1 1/2 oz. Pineapple Juice * 1/2 oz. Light Rum * 2 oz. Sweet and Sour Mix * 1/2 oz. Tequila * 1/2 oz. VodkaMix all ingredients with ice in a shaker and strain into a highball glass with a lemon twist.---------------Gorilla Snot (lot like Cement Mixer) * 1 shot of Irish Cream * 1 shot of PortSeperate the ingredients into two shots. Do not take these yourself! This should be given to that special person that you don't like. Have them take the irish cream first and tell them to hold in their mouth. Then they can do the port shot. Watch their face as the contents of their mouth solidify and curdle!

[ajs510 122]

Stoplight:This shot needs to be set up correctly to get the full effect, use the largest shot glasses you have. Red (top) - 1oz Vodka, top off with Cranberry JuiceYellow (middle) - 1oz Vodka, top off with Orange JuiceGreen (bottom) - 1 oz Vodka, color with MidoriEither stack the shots with coasters in between, or line them up in front of the victim. Having the rest of the party yelling STOP! BRAKE! GO! is an added touch.

[aadams_22 3]

Looking for bad? Then here you goAbner * 4 oz. Vodka * 1 Small SardineTake 4 ounces of vodka and 1 small sardine and blend in a blender.Also anything with Jaeger is pretty nasty.

[moneymike80 0]

Any conversation of bad alcoholic drinks has to include plain old Wild Turkey. I also agree completely about the cement mixer, I have seen many people throw up from that one,MJ

[nell789 0]

two words: Sour Puss

[ajs510 122]

Gorilla Farts are pretty evil, but surprisingly don't taste all that bad:.5 oz Wild Turkey.5 oz Bacardi 151More than 3 of those and you're done, I don't care who you are. Another fun thing to do is light the fumes from some decent Cognac or Brandy in a tall brandy snifter (the glasses that are really broad at the bottom, narrow at the top) so you get a cool blue flame in the glass. Then you clap your hand over the glass opening. You would think you'd get burned, but the flame dies out so fast you don't even really notice. The flame burns up all the oxygen in the glass and the glass sucks itself to your hand. Pull the glass off your hand and down the shot, it will have a pleasant smoky flavor now.

[Hobbes 1]

Looking for bad? Then here you goAbner * 4 oz. Vodka * 1 Small SardineTake 4 ounces of vodka and 1 small sardine and blend in a blender.

That's just gross.

Gorilla Farts are pretty evil, but surprisingly don't taste all that bad:.5 oz Wild Turkey.5 oz Bacardi 151More than 3 of those and you're done, I don't care who you are.

Add Tabasco and it's Sweaty Buffalo Balls.

[hank213 1,823]

Lothar of the Hill People1/3 Campari1/3 Grain1/3 Midori1 cocktail onionDirty SueTequilaworcestshiretabascoTrain wreckTake the mat that he bartenders sit glasses on to pour drinks. Drain into a shot glass and voila.

[yergan 0]

JaegerTequilaTabasco Kamikaze30ml cointrea30ml vodka30ml fresh lime juice

[CrackofmyACE 1]

I can't believe no one said "Three Wisemen"Jack Daniels, Johnnie Walker, Jim Beam

[Demonde 0]

The "Chuck Norris."Give him a shot of rubbing alcohol and kick him in the face while he's drinking it.

[buzbrad11 0]

Any conversation of bad alcoholic drinks has to include plain old Wild Turkey...

There is a reason it was the Punisher's drink of choice in the movie. At least I think it was...

[mk 11]

I was the ****ing man on my 21st birthday until someone brought me a shot of prarie fire. After that I became something else. Something far removed from manliness.

[mrdannyg 274]

I was the ****ing man on my 21st birthday until someone brought me a shot of prarie fire. After that I became something else. Something far removed from manliness.

seconded. tell him a cement mixer will get the hotness out of his mouth. it kind of will, in a deathly way.for plain horrible taste, go with a "snake bite" - don't know the ingredients but the bar will know. just f'ing gross.

[ajs510 122]

I have a lot of punishment coming in November for my 30th, after the hell we put my brother through on his...We force fed that kid something like 20 shots on top of 7-8 pints of Guinness over the course of about 5 hours for his 30th birthday. Most of the pints came in the form of Irish Car Bombs, so it's not like he was getting chasers.

[aadams_22 3]

I have a lot of punishment coming in November for my 30th, after the hell we put my brother through on his...We force fed that kid something like 20 shots on top of 7-8 pints of Guinness over the course of about 5 hours for his 30th birthday. Most of the pints came in the form of Irish Car Bombs, so it's not like he was getting chasers.

how the hell did he survive?

[ajs510 122]

how the hell did he survive?

His girlfriend eventually made him come outside for a cigarette, where he sat down on the ground and refused to move. For about 3 hours. Never threw up though, or if he did it was at home and no one got to see it. We're hockey fans, we have lots of practice with alcohol. My brother and I polished off an entire litre of Jameson during the NHL playoffs once, then made my roommate go for another bottle when he got home to join the party for the late game. Killed half of that one between the three of us, I'd like to think that my roommate had most of that half though.

[fryer98 30]

Gorilla Farts are pretty evil, but surprisingly don't taste all that bad:.5 oz Wild Turkey.5 oz Bacardi 151More than 3 of those and you're done, I don't care who you are.

We call those the 252 (Wild Turkey 101 + 151). Good stuff. And it has to be more than 1 oz total, cause a 1oz shot is for vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaginas.My room mate made up, and does many "A Monkey Fuckin' a Football", which is a shot of Jager and a shot of Wild Turkey mixed. And he aways say "I always black out when I do these" before he does 3-4 of them.

[ajs510 122]

My room mate made up, and does many "A Monkey Fuckin' a Football", which is a shot of Jager and a shot of Wild Turkey mixed. And he aways say "I always black out when I do these" before he does 3-4 of them.

Just thinking about that made my stomach climb out of my body and smack me in the mouth. It would have been my liver but it moved into its own apartment years ago. Told me to call it when I learn the concept of moderation. That's just evil.

[oldirtyharry 0]

Just funnel some keystone ices with about6oz of some cheap plastic bottle vodka poured in on top, that's what I did. Yes, I wish I was joking.

[teddyKGB 0]

I can't believe noone has mentioned a "Bar Tender's Armpit"Ingredients:the dishtowel he uses to wipe all the spilled liquor and beer with.Preparation: Wipe the bar down, squeeze contents into shot glass.

[Flow73 0]

Similar to the dirty bar rag type shots we had one called Lotto 6/49. 6th bottle from the left of the top row of drink, 4th from the second row and the 9th from the third row. Completly random but since most bars arrange their alcohol in some sort of order you always get a discusting mix.