rwood 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 after being stuck over 75bb's in one day at 5/10, it was the worst downswing i've had in a long time i have been running pretty decent since januaryanyways i was really frustrated to say the least...so i started playing this morning and took a few bad beats my first hour, i was very frustrated, but because i cannot quit i decided that i needed to relieve stress, so while 5 tabling on my lcd and monitor i opened up a nice little porno windowand while using my left hand to click and bet, i used my right hand to help fade the stress of the downswingWOW DID IT WORK!!i mean why doesnt everyone do this?!?!?!/ it prevents tilt, NO MATTER WHATi had some hands cracked while watching a rear penetration scene, and i didnt even care!!! thats poker!!! but who gives a **** i got my money in with the best of it.... plus i was watching some big tittied shaved muff hot white girl get stuffed like a thanksgiving turkeyjerkiing off= NEVERTILToh yea if anyone can help i got some spyware from the porno site, and i cant get it off my comp, any suggestions would be greatly appreciated...oh by the way i won 95bb's today... Link to post Share on other sites
profxavier9 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 buddy your phucked get help Link to post Share on other sites
Petoria 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Whatever floats your boat. Link to post Share on other sites
fleung22 1 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 after being stuck over 75bb's in one day at 5/10, it was the worst downswing i've had in a long time i have been running pretty decent since januaryanyways i was really frustrated to say the least...so i started playing this morning and took a few bad beats my first hour, i was very frustrated, but because i cannot quit i decided that i needed to relieve stress, so while 5 tabling on my lcd and monitor i opened up a nice little porno windowand while using my left hand to click and bet, i used my right hand to help fade the stress of the downswingWOW DID IT WORK!!i mean why doesnt everyone do this?!?!?!/ it prevents tilt, NO MATTER WHATi had some hands cracked while watching a rear penetration scene, and i didnt even care!!! thats poker!!! but who gives a **** i got my money in with the best of it.... plus i was watching some big tittied shaved muff hot white girl get stuffed like a thanksgiving turkeyjerkiing off= NEVERTILToh yea if anyone can help i got some spyware from the porno site, and i cant get it off my comp, any suggestions would be greatly appreciated...oh by the way i won 95bb's today...LOLYou made me laugh...but gonna have to say no comment. Link to post Share on other sites
Canary3 1 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 great post! but im not going to try it. i sweart im not. Im really not going to cuz thats gross.... but seriously..... Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 May I kiss your e-p33n? Link to post Share on other sites
rwood 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Author Share Posted April 5, 2006 im not saying jerk off every time you play... well actually i am...im an angle shooter if i can get ONE UP on the game then i'll do it...lol...my wang is sore...i took a lot of bad beats...loldont act like you fags dont do it...it's not that weird just take it form the shower or batheroom or your girlfriends monkey and do it at the computer... Link to post Share on other sites
chester97 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 fine, make reference to what you were doin, but seriously, did we need that much detail? no. no we didn't. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 This is why I wash my hands after I play onlineYou never know where those virtual chips have been. Link to post Share on other sites
hermanjenks 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Best Post I have seen in my short time here at FCP. I do watch porn while I play, but have never attempted the Full Monty. Nice work.War John Stockton Link to post Share on other sites
chester97 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Best Post I have seen in my short time here at FCP. I do watch porn while I play, but have never attempted the Full Monty. Nice work.War John Stockton you aren't on rome, you know that right? Link to post Share on other sites
AWaaz 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Throw a bag of Cheetos into the mix and there has to be a good joke in there somewhere.....Your new screen name should be orange wood.... Link to post Share on other sites
elnino 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 go to www.download.com and get spybot and ad-awarealso get microsoft antispyware and spydoctorenjoy Link to post Share on other sites
rwood 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Author Share Posted April 5, 2006 spackle yakkle? Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 buddy your phucked get helpsee... phucked is catching on Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 after being stuck over 75bb's in one day at 5/10, it was the worst downswing i've had in a long time i have been running pretty decent since januaryanyways i was really frustrated to say the least...so i started playing this morning and took a few bad beats my first hour, i was very frustrated, but because i cannot quit i decided that i needed to relieve stress, so while 5 tabling on my lcd and monitor i opened up a nice little porno windowand while using my left hand to click and bet, i used my right hand to help fade the stress of the downswingWOW DID IT WORK!!i mean why doesnt everyone do this?!?!?!/ it prevents tilt, NO MATTER WHATi had some hands cracked while watching a rear penetration scene, and i didnt even care!!! thats poker!!! but who gives a **** i got my money in with the best of it.... plus i was watching some big tittied shaved muff hot white girl get stuffed like a thanksgiving turkeyjerkiing off= NEVERTILToh yea if anyone can help i got some spyware from the porno site, and i cant get it off my comp, any suggestions would be greatly appreciated...oh by the way i won 95bb's today...As bad as I hate to admit this....I've tried it as wellBut I shook the table so bad the other players chips were falling over and was asked to leave...As I left the Plaza, the intercom rang out... "CLEAN-UP UNDER TABLE THREE....AGAIN" Link to post Share on other sites
Petoria 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 As bad as I hate to admit this....I've tried it as wellBut I shook the table so bad the other players chips were falling over and was asked to leave...As I left the Plaza, the intercom rang out... "CLEAN-UP UNDER TABLE THREE....AGAIN"Another classic beans, NH. Link to post Share on other sites
MasterLJ 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Well, if you use this approach then you have to re-figure winnings.BB/100 - rake - sticky keyboard replacement costs. Link to post Share on other sites
rwood 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Author Share Posted April 5, 2006 lol i need to try this live somehow.... Link to post Share on other sites
hermanjenks 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 you aren't on rome, you know that right?Calm down America Junior. I realize that I am not on the Jim Rome show, but I really do like the "war" cry, so I transferred it over. I guess I should have just said "tp/mm."WAR JOHN FREAKING STOCKTON!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
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