Yoda 1 Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Im pretty impressed you guys have a thread this long for the Royals...can't say anything about your loyalty... Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Oh man, I love The Onion .That's fantasticBack-to-Back-to-Back AAU championships!! Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted June 2, 2006 Author Share Posted June 2, 2006 The afternoon after speaking with reporters, Mientkiewicz lost his temper during B.P. and swung as hard as he could, missing the ball completely but creating enough of a breeze to gently knock the ball off its stand. Emanski had to restrain him from angrily swinging the bat at the tee in an attempt to break it, and told Mientkiewicz to take a lap around the field to calm down.OWNED!!!!!This is the first time I've been able to use the internet in a while...it's been going down so damn often...so sorry I haven't been here much lately..I know you guys must be lost without me.I'll be back more starting Sunday hopefully... Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted June 6, 2006 Author Share Posted June 6, 2006 They unpinned it...ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. Regular updates resume tonight.....I know you guys can barely contain your excitement. Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted June 6, 2006 Author Share Posted June 6, 2006 06/05/06--Kansas City Royals (14-40) vs. Seattle Mariners (25-33); 9:05 CTStarting Pitchers: Mike Wood (3-0, 5.12) vs. Gil Meche (4-4, 4.87)Starting Lineups:Royals CF David DeJesus (13 G, .224 BA, .296 OBP, 1 HR, 2 RBI, .664 OPS)2B Mark Grudzielanek (48 G, .321 BA, .356 OBP, 2 HR, 12 RBI, .781 OPS)1B Doug Mientkiewicz (50 G, .267 BA, .350 OBP, 1 HR, 14 RBI, .734 OPS)RF Reggie Sanders (39 G, .258 BA, .288 OBP, 7 HR, 27 RBI, .764 OPS)DH Matt Stairs (35 G, .253 BA, .330 OBP, 4 HR, 18 RBI, .775 OPS)LF Shane Costa (32 G, .267 BA, .304 OBP, 3 HR, 11 RBI, .723 OPS)3B Mark Teahen (25 G, .200 BA, .242 OBP, 2 HR, 10 RBI, .595 OPS)SS DEAD TO ME (51 G, .242 BA, .257 OBP, 4 HR, 21 RBI, .628 OPS)C John Buck (41 G, .230 BA, .275 OBP, 3 HR, 15 RBI, .644 OPS)Mariners RF Ichiro Suzuki (58 G, .339 BA, .393 OBP, 1 HR, 16 RBI, .810 OPS)3B Adrian Beltre (57 G, .236 BA, .299 OBP, 4 HR, 19 RBI, .634 OPS) 2B Jose Lopez (57 G, .279 BA, .316 OBP, 9 HR, 46 RBI, .805 OPS)LF Raul Ibanez (57 G, .274 BA, .339 OBP, 9 HR, 39 RBI, .818 OPS)1B Richie Sexson (57 G, .213 BA, .282 OBP, 8 HR, 35 RBI, .666 OPS)DH Carl Everett (55 G, .251 BA, .332 OBP, 7 HR, 24 RBI, .727 OPS)C Kenji Johjima (54 G, .274 BA, .327 OBP, 5 HR, 27 RBI, .729 OPS)CF Jeremy Reed (45 G, .220 BA, .257 OBP, 2 HR, 10 RBI, .620 OPS)SS Yuniesky Betancourt (57 G, .274 BA, .293 OBP, 2 HR, 24 RBI, .675 OPS) Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhite 0 Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 They unpinned it...ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. Regular updates resume tonight.....I know you guys can barely contain your excitement.It's what every FCPer lives for. Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted June 6, 2006 Author Share Posted June 6, 2006 Boy..having arguments with retard fans who think that batting average is the true measure of offensive output....boy..now that's frustrating........ Link to post Share on other sites
Longshanks 0 Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/49108 Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted June 6, 2006 Author Share Posted June 6, 2006 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/49108A little late on this one....it's already been posted..but yes, it is pretty funny. My favorite part is about Mientkiewicz and the batting tee..lol. Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Kansas City Royals (14-40) Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted June 6, 2006 Author Share Posted June 6, 2006 Well....we're 14-41..so if you're gonna try and take shots at me or the Royals somehow...maybe try getting the basic information right?? Unless..of course..you WERE trying to make a fool out of yourself.That being said..yeah, our record sucks. I'm okay with it though, we FINALLY got rid of our GM and we will likely be getting rid of our atrocious managaer by the end of the year..and we have some talent that isn't getting any playing time with KC and some talent in the minors that will likely be here later this season...so it ain't all bad in KC. Nobody thought for one minute that we'd be contenders, so as long as our organization is getting better, that's the most important thing. Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted June 6, 2006 Author Share Posted June 6, 2006 06/06/06--Texas Rangers (30-26) vs. Kansas City Royals (14-41); 7:05 CTStarting Pitchers: Kevin Millwood (6-3, 4.85) vs. Scott Elarton (1-6, 4.94)Starting Lineups:Rangers CF Gary Matthews (45 G, .321 BA, .384 OBP, 5 HR, 26 RBI, .940 OPS)SS Michael Young (56 G, .315 BA, .367 OBP, 3 HR, 34 RBI, .804 OPS)1B Mark Teixeira (56 G, .299 BA, .388 OBP, 6 HR, 30 RBI, .859 OPS)3B Hank Blalock (55 G, .306 BA, .381 OBP, 8 HR, 41 RBI, .860 OPS)RF Mark DeRosa (32 G, .330 BA, .403 OBP, 3 HR, 17 RBI, .945 OPS)DH Brad Wilkerson (51 G, .245 BA, .333 OBP, 11 HR, 27 RBI, .806 OPS)LF Kevin Mench (48 G, .299 BA, .343 OBP, 10 HR, 30 RBI, .871 OPS)C Gerald Laird (21 G, .367 BA, .387 OBP, 4 HR, 8 RBI, 1.020 OPS)2B Ian Kinsler (17 G, .327 BA, .414 OBP, 3 HR, 6 RBI, .985 OPS)Royals CF David DeJesus (14 G, .235 BA, .328 OBP, 1 HR, 2 RBI, .739 OPS)2B Mark Grudzielanek (48 G, .321 BA, .356 OBP, 2 HR, 12 RBI, .781 OPS)1B Doug Mientkiewicz (51 G, .264 BA, .353 OBP, 1 HR, 14 RBI, .733 OPS)LF DEAD TO ME (51 G, .265 BA, .332 OBP, 5 HR, 24 RBI, .752 OPS)DH Matt Stairs (36 G, .265 BA, .345 OBP, 4 HR, 18 RBI, .796 OPS)RF Shane Costa (33 G, .266 BA, .302 OBP, 3 HR, 11 RBI, .715 OPS)SS DEAD TO ME (52 G, .238 BA, .253 OBP, 4 HR, 21 RBI, .618 OPS)3B Mark Teahen (26 G, .191 BA, .232 OBP, 2 HR, 11 RBI, .569 OPS)C Paul Bako (23 G, .246 BA, .283 OBP, 0 HR, 5 RBI, .546 OPS)No Esteban German....just pathetic. Link to post Share on other sites
pockets 0 Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Well....we're 14-41..so if you're gonna try and take shots at me or the Royals somehow...maybe try getting the basic information right??I think he took that from your preview of yesterday's game. Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted June 7, 2006 Author Share Posted June 7, 2006 I think he took that from your preview of yesterday's game.I know..but if you're gonna try and poke fun at me for my team's record on June 6th...don't use their record from June 5th.........doesn't take very long to check that kind of thing and change a '0' to a '1.' Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Royals Suck!/thread Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted June 7, 2006 Author Share Posted June 7, 2006 Royals Suck!/threadAwesome insult. That's like calling a severly retarded man dumb. Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Awesome insult. That's like calling a severly retarded man dumb.It wasn't an insult....I was summarizing.Dummy. Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted June 7, 2006 Author Share Posted June 7, 2006 It wasn't an insult....I was summarizing.Dummy.Uh huh..that's why you've made similar comments multiple times on this thread...just to summarize? Sure... Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Uh huh..that's why you've made similar comments multiple times on this thread...just to summarize? Sure...I keep hoping for a plot twist, maybe a couple of wins in a row, but no....the suckitude continues. Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted June 7, 2006 Author Share Posted June 7, 2006 I keep hoping for a plot twist, maybe a couple of wins in a row, but no....the suckitude continues.That's funny..because we just got done winning 2 in a row on the road at Oakland, and won that series...guess you just ignore all the positives and only focus on the negatives. Where were you when we swept Cleveland?? Where were you when we took 2 of 3 from Chicago? Oh, that's right, you weren't there then, just when we are losing. Awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 That's funny..because we just got done winning 2 in a row on the road at Oakland, and won that series...guess you just ignore all the positives and only focus on the negatives. Where were you when we swept Cleveland?? Where were you when we took 2 of 3 from Chicago? Oh, that's right, you weren't there then, just when we are losing. Awesome.I think the Royals can do it. I think they can lose more games than the 62 Mets. Get the T-shirts ready. Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted June 7, 2006 Author Share Posted June 7, 2006 I think the Royals can do it. I think they can lose more games than the 62 Mets. Get the T-shirts ready.Not a chance. We had a very similar record at this point last year and didn't even come close...we'll have one good stretch that will clear us of that danger..and when we get a lot of prospects us in the later months we'll be a better team...so don't worry, we won't set any records.People here for the sole purpose of making fun of the Royals:digitalmonkeygreatwhiteThat's it. There's been a lot of good baseball talk in this thread...so I don't know what you guys are talking about. Go back and read the thread if you feel like actually being proven wrong. Yeah, they do suck..I've said so several times in this thread...so I don't know why you think this thread is just me arguing as to why they don't suck. Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhite 0 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 I was more so making fun of what you said, but ok. What you said made me roll my eyes. What can I say? Trust me Koop, the Royals bashing will get worse. Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted June 7, 2006 Author Share Posted June 7, 2006 I was more so making fun of what you said, but ok. What you said made me roll my eyes. What can I say? Trust me Koop, the Royals bashing will get worse.Lol.."the Royals bashing will get worse??" LOL..what does that mean? What, are people gonna come and vandalize my car and spraypaint anti-Royal messages in my apartment?? Am I gonna get jumped by those same Chi-Sox fans who attacked our coaches??? Am I gonna be verbally abused in airports?!?!? LMAO....what, are people going to violently post on this thread that I should be killed for liking the Royals?!?! Will my right to vote for the All-Star players be denied!??! LMAO..what the f*ck are you talking about!?? LMAO..this is an internet forum....I don't think you and digitalmonkey saying "Royals suck" over and over is going to affect me very much...but keep dreaming. One day maybe you will be that influential...hahaha..oh man. Pure hilariousness. Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 I'm on my way to Kirksville in the morning with my spray paint.Nomar vs the Royals?Nomarrrrrrrr! Link to post Share on other sites
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