What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment At The Tables?

[FIREonICE 0]

when I broke everyone at the table in 1 hand.

[pbwl11 0]

After playing about 12 hours live 3/6, had AQ suited utg. I raised, blah blah blah... Hand plays out with me having what I thought was the nut flush on the river, so I'm betting and raising with these other two players. Finally it gets capped. I flip my cards and say "I got the nut flush guys."They look at me and say "Huh? Where?"I look at my cards...Turns out I was betting the club flush with my AQ of spades! I racked up and went home after that.

[FourFlusher 0]

Hey, you had a full house, two spades and three clubs.

[Demonde 0]

I was playing in a $5 turbo on UB. There was a maniac player who was raising every hand and betting pot on the flop, so I eventually called him down with bottom pair, losing to his set.He called me a "****in n00b" then said "lol," so I just turned off the computer even though I wasn't out.

[mrdannyg 274]

mine's not that good, but the first time i ever played live was 5/10 - about 3 hands in i get pocket jacks and put in one raise in a capped pot about 6-way. flop comes out 57J, and betting is capped again. turn is a 2, goes to 3-bets, before no one else wants to raise. still about 4 people in.river comes a 7, i bet, two calls, button raises. im so sure he has quads, i nearly muck. after waiting a good 3 minutes, i disgustingly call.everyone looks at me like i'm friggin nuts, and of course i cost myself several bets. still the biggest pot i've ever won though.

[Jordan 1]

mine's not that good, but the first time i ever played live was 5/10 - about 3 hands in i get pocket jacks and put in one raise in a capped pot about 6-way. flop comes out 57J, and betting is capped again. turn is a 2, goes to 3-bets, before no one else wants to raise. still about 4 people in.river comes a 7, i bet, two calls, button raises. im so sure he has quads, i nearly muck. after waiting a good 3 minutes, i disgustingly call.everyone looks at me like i'm friggin nuts, and of course i cost myself several bets. still the biggest pot i've ever won though.

if youd muck that river...ever...you should never play poker again.im glad you called, lol.- Jordan

[jowest 0]

This didn't happen to me but it happened at my table.We were playing the Reno Peppermill's Sunday tournament nl he. $33 buy in at the time.Button gets dealt AA and everyone folded to her bet except bb who had jj and called. Flop comes AJrag and she (button) checks (very sneaky) and he (bb) checks (also sneaky). Turn comes the 4th Ace!! The button gets so excited she just yells out "quads!!!" and turns over her cards. Tisk tisk. needless to say the BB folded his BOAT! She went out next and the BB made it all the way to 3rd place for a money finish. (I knocked him out)

[MasterLJ 0]

This didn't happen to me but it happened at my table.We were playing the Reno Peppermill's Sunday tournament nl he. $33 buy in at the time.Button gets dealt AA and everyone folded to her bet except bb who had jj and called. Flop comes AJrag and she (button) checks (very sneaky) and he (bb) checks (also sneaky). Turn comes the 4th Ace!! The button gets so excited she just yells out "quads!!!" and turns over her cards. Tisk tisk. needless to say the BB folded his BOAT! She went out next and the BB made it all the way to 3rd place for a money finish. (I knocked him out)

lol, something somewhat similar happened in our home game last week.Card is exposed during the deal (A hearts), player decides to keep it.Flop is 8 3 5One guy bets, exposed card guy callsTurn is a 4.Bettor bets very large, exposed card guy smooth calls.River is a 2, and the table busts out laughing.Bettor checks to exposed-Ace-Man, exposed Ace bets... Bettor hit his set on the turn... ironically, Exposed-Ace-Man made his straight on the turn.

[mrdannyg 274]

if youd muck that river...ever...you should never play poker again.im glad you called, lol.- Jordan

i know that know, but i was a scared little boy back then.i stole $200 in loonies and toonies from Second Cup to buy into that game if i mucked that river, i wouldn't have a poker bankroll. plus i would kick the shitting out of myself

[FourFlusher 0]

I never heard of having an option with an exposed card on the deal. I thought it became an automatic burn card.

[MasterLJ 0]

I never heard of having an option with an exposed card on the deal. I thought it became an automatic burn card.

You can play with your cards face up all you want in most circumstances.

[FourFlusher 0]

I guess that's true.

[No_Neck 0]

I was sitting on a table and there was a good looking girl to my left and she asked if anyone had a light, there was match book next to me and I lit one for her and lighted her cigarette. I put the match in the ash tray and the match was still on fire. For some reason I thought it was a bad thing and I decided to blow it out and blew ashes all over the poker table

I have done that. Weed is bad !!

[RDog 0]

Playing at Commerce. I make a bad all in call on the nice guy next to me after the flop, suck out an inside straight on the turn. After the river card he shows me his set of Q's. I feel bad so without thinking I show him my straight and without flipping my cards up, toss them in the muck. Luckily the guy insisted I take the pot. I ended up giving him half cause I was such a tool.

[Demonde 0]

Playing at Commerce. I make a bad all in call on the nice guy next to me after the flop, suck out an inside straight on the turn. After the river card he shows me his set of Q's. I feel bad so without thinking I show him my straight and without flipping my cards up, toss them in the muck. Luckily the guy insisted I take the pot. I ended up giving him half cause I was such a tool.

aww...i love you.in a straight, manly way of course.

[redandblack 0]

5-5 nolimit. couple bad beats left me out of a couple 400 buy ins. first hand of my new buy in($300) i get KK. I forget the exact action but on the flop I hit my third king. On the turn I end up all in and called by two players. The river brings the third club and I get beat again as both players were on flush draws. I flash my KK to the player next to me and muck. "wait!" he shouts. I then see the horrifying truth that the river club had also paired the board. My $900+ boat sat in the muck.

[Canary3 1]

5-5 nolimit. couple bad beats left me out of a couple 400 buy ins. first hand of my new buy in($300) i get KK. I forget the exact action but on the flop I hit my third king. On the turn I end up all in and called by two players. The river brings the third club and I get beat again as both players were on flush draws. I flash my KK to the player next to me and muck. "wait!" he shouts. I then see the horrifying truth that the river club had also paired the board. My $900+ boat sat in the muck.

that is discusting.... so how many times did you puke?

[FIREonICE 0]

when i had racks and racks full of chips in foxwoods. they had to get like 4 staff members to help me.

[Dendroaspis Polylepis 0]

Embarrassing, but, folding the BB with no raises in front.More than once.

The first time I played live at the MGM I did this all night long. Oh,before I forget, I also played with my chips right out of the rack

[MaltiMignun 0]

5-5 nolimit. couple bad beats left me out of a couple 400 buy ins. first hand of my new buy in($300) i get KK. I forget the exact action but on the flop I hit my third king. On the turn I end up all in and called by two players. The river brings the third club and I get beat again as both players were on flush draws. I flash my KK to the player next to me and muck. "wait!" he shouts. I then see the horrifying truth that the river club had also paired the board. My $900+ boat sat in the muck.

Oh man, I just puked along with ya. Definitely -EV there. And no matter how well you do, the rest of your life, you always feel down $900. Or you can look at it positively and say you have $900 in karma due your way, even if it was self-imposed.

[Petoria 0]

Sitting at a 6/12 table, and I really have to take a piss, bc I was at the tail end of a 24 hr. session and I got a coke everytime the waitress went by.I had to go, but I didnt want to miss a hand. So I try to go in between hands, but I pick up like 7 playable hands in a row. It's blatantly obvious that I have to go cause I'm squirming in my seat trying to hold it in, and guys began to play purposely slow while laughing at me. Pretty embarrassing.

[Abbaddabba 0]

I mucked a hand that was going to chop a pot. I felt retarded. Not a particularly big one, mind you - and it was at 2/5 rama, so i would have fit right in with the other mentally challenged people. but i flashed it to half the table before i mucked after seeing the ladies A10 (i had Q10 on a 10 10 7 2 2 board). I didnt notice that the board paired a second time on the river, and missed out on about $40.

not especially interesting, but about 15 hours into a 20 hour session, i develop a tendency to fold my cards off the table--not intentionally, but i think that about 15 hours after i arrive, the air currents in the brantford poker room get wild and messed up due to my huge stacks of chips and start blowing my folded cards onto the floor. this causes a half-setup change, for which i usually say "****, sorry man," and get a warning about swearing.and it's not really embarrasing, but once i almost got in a fight at brantford.all my big pairs had been getting cracked all night, so when i picked up QQ in mp, raised, and two ******* guys in the CO and button called, i knew an ace was flopping. sure enough, the flop came AKx, and a little frustrated, i tapped my cards on the table. apparently the guy next to me tried to see them, and the douchebag on the button said, "kid, i'm gonna do you a favor. that hand is exposed. show it to everyone."me: what?douche: you showed that guy your cards, now you have to show everyone. i'm really doing you a favor here, kid.me: if he saw them, sorry, but i didn't show them to him.dealer: i didn't see anything.douche: no, that hand is exposed. floor!me: whatever, i'm betting the flop, you're calling, and then i'm check/folding the turn to your Ax anyway. [flips up qq]douche proceeds to check down the hand with his buddy to his right, repeating over and over about how he's doing me a favor and how he's saving me money from making mistakes like that in the future.me: oh, sorry, my mistake, i thought you were being an asshole, not doing me a favor.[CO proudly flips up a3o for the (not so) stunning victory. button mucks]douche #2: yeah, kid. let that be a lesson to you. don't show your hand to other players.me: what? i can't hear you very well over my huge stack of chips. (i did have about 2k in front of me at a 10/20 table, after all)[dealer giggles, then stops herself][douches #1 and #2 glare at me]douches, nearly in unison: "i'm not playing at this table anymore" [exeunt, one of them literally punches me in the shoulder on the way out, telling me that "he'll be outside waiting if i want to settle this." i don't. he's big and dumb, and i'm little.]that was probably as close as i've come to losing my cool at a live game. i apologized to the dealer and gave her 20 bucks.that's kind of my favorite poker experience, though, in retrospect.

Do you go to brantford often? Let me know - i might be going there a couple times in the coming weeks....Hopefully with a friend who backs me for 3/4ths of the cash to play higher stakes than my usual game, so i can play 10/20.

[Balloon guy 158]

3/6 game late at local casino this drunk guy is playing everything and catching like crazy, so no one wants to leave cause he's gonna lose right?He wins time and again, then grabs a handful of chips and throws them to who ever he beats saying he's sorry.Sticks his head down and throws up on the floor. so after we finish the hand we move to another table, and they bring in security to talk to the guy. 10 minutes later they let him come back and play, AND get him a new drink.I was embarrassed for the casino

[nutzbuster 7]

Bluffed into a 1300 pot with K-9 and got called with AA.I got so pissed I mucked the hand! runner runner, K 9.Time to go home...

[FIREonICE 0]

when I busted someone out of a tournament and he started to cry.