keith crime 8 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 The screen legend was recently interviewed by Kate Thornton on BritishTV about working with Colin Farrell in "S.W.A.T." whenthe followingconversation took place.Kate: What's it like working with Colin, 'cos he is just so hot in theUK right now.Samuel: He's pretty hot in the US, tooKate: Yeah, but he's one of our own!Samuel: Isn't he from Ireland?Kate: Yeah, but we claim him 'cos Ireland is beside us.Samuel: You see that's your problem right there. You British keepclaiming people that don't belong to you. We had that problem inAmerica too -- it was called slavery. Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted March 31, 2006 Author Share Posted March 31, 2006 can someone tell me why FCP won't let my avatar be bigger than it is and yet other people can have asian chicks with bobbing tits? Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 can someone tell me why FCP won't let my avatar be bigger than it is and yet other people can have asian chicks with bobbing tits?I think it has something to do with you being the most annoying poster in recent memory. The forum is trying to get you to leave. It's like when an organ transplant patient gets a new lung and it looks like they're going to be fine, but then the patient's body rejects said lung and the patient dies a slow painful death. It's a lot like that, but, you know....with the internet. Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted March 31, 2006 Author Share Posted March 31, 2006 wow at least you didn't mince wordsthanks for brightening my day Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 I think it has something to do with you being the most annoying poster in recent memory. The forum is trying to get you to leave. It's like when an organ transplant patient gets a new lung and it looks like they're going to be fine, but then the patient's body rejects said lung and the patient dies a slow painful death. It's a lot like that, but, you know....with the internet.This brightened my day. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 This brightened my day.Thanks. Both of your Dawson's Creek posts brightened my day. Link to post Share on other sites
Petoria 0 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Awesome thread.Samuel L. Jackson is awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
Dendroaspis Polylepis 0 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 I'm still laughing at this Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 I think it has something to do with you being the most annoying poster in recent memory. The forum is trying to get you to leave. It's like when an organ transplant patient gets a new lung and it looks like they're going to be fine, but then the patient's body rejects said lung and the patient dies a slow painful death. It's a lot like that, but, you know....with the internet.I have to say, that is one of the bests non-beans/wang posts ive ever read Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 I have to say, that is one of the bests non-beans/wang posts ive ever readThanks. I thought it was pretty funny. It's a shame though because, as it turns out, keith is a really cool guy and we settled our differences. Maybe I can reuse it. Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 can someone tell me why FCP won't let my avatar be bigger than it is and yet other people can have asian chicks with bobbing tits?Because you touch yourself at night. Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 Because you touch yourself at night.YES!COUNT IT!i love family guy Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 YES!COUNT IT!i love family guyI just had to Link to post Share on other sites
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