keith crime 8 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 so i'm on a second date tonightchick is coming over to my placewe mentioned drugs in a yeah i did this once kind of wayhow do i best let her know that i'm a complete stonerI'm guessing answering the door with a smoking bong would be a bad idea Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 If you're lucky, she'll say No to the bong and ask for some pole to smoke. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 DEFINE COMPLETE STONERA- smokes everyweek and usually has some aroundB - smokes every day, but can go a day withoutC - Smokes several times a day, and will schedule activities around smoking.then i can give u a better answer Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted March 31, 2006 Author Share Posted March 31, 2006 Would smoke everyday but can't because i'd never be able to hold a job - smoke all weekend Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 wel in that case Keith my man, You're completely fine.YOu really dont need to tell her anything about your weed smokin.What you should do however is mention "hey, before we watch this movie, u wanna smoke a j?"see what her reaction is.. or if its a weekend night, say "soo instead of going out, do u feel like just chilling and maybe smoking a bowl?"If you get poor reactions, than get out of there.If shes interested but a bit hesitant, thats perfect!, shes a good catch..If shes all chronic'd out and cant wait, than make sure she has a good job and can afford the expensive habit, cuz you'l be paying for everything u guys do if she doesnt. Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted March 31, 2006 Author Share Posted March 31, 2006 yeah we're watching movies - i'm getting lit before - but don't want to pull out a huge stashi'm thinking of leaving out a small pipe make her ask Link to post Share on other sites
....Ian.... 0 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 1- dont bust out the whole stash, keep a nic out2- if you got wine, its probly in your best interest to get 1 or 2 glasses in her 1st.3- when she gets the munchies, unzip your pants. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 yeah we're watching movies - i'm getting lit before - but don't want to pull out a huge stashi'm thinking of leaving out a small pipe make her asknot even, just ask her if she wants too?, and roll a small Joint, and take huge hauls off it when she isnt lookin, make her feel comfortable by not pulling out your 2 foot high glass bong and 2 ounce bag of weed.The leaving the pipe out might work, but she might also not even bother to ask if u wanna smoke, but rather might say something like. "so u just leave your pipe lying around?" Link to post Share on other sites
....Ian.... 0 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 "you wanna get hiiiiiiigh?" Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 LMAO Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted March 31, 2006 Author Share Posted March 31, 2006 actually i have no ability to roll a joint and i do have a fairly decent sized glass bongbut a small wooden pipe "you wanna get hiiiiiiigh?"what exactly is that a towel? Link to post Share on other sites
....Ian.... 0 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 actually i have no ability to roll a joint and i do have a fairly decent sized glass bongbut a small wooden pipewhat exactly is that a towel?you must smoke the diggity (the goods) yuuuuuumyit's Towelie from southpark. the towel that always gets high and reminds you "don't forget to bring a towel" Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted March 31, 2006 Author Share Posted March 31, 2006 drugs are bad mmkayone of my best highs was listening to this south park christmas song that was like a round with 5 parts very trippyi aslo recommend kid rocks Kyles mom is a big fat *****rip joe c Link to post Share on other sites
DonkSlayer 1 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Red rum.. Link to post Share on other sites
fjandans 0 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 if its just the second date, do you even need to bring it up at all? i mean, maybe if you already know you want it to become a bit more serious, i could see bringing it up. but if you're just having fun, does it even matter?if you do have to bring it up, maybe you can do it casually - refer to a concert or something in the past when you were stoned to bejesus. maybe she has similar stories. eh, what do i know, though? Link to post Share on other sites
JBradburn6 0 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 if its just the second date, do you even need to bring it up at all? i mean, maybe if you already know you want it to become a bit more serious, i could see bringing it up. but if you're just having fun, does it even matter?if you do have to bring it up, maybe you can do it casually - refer to a concert or something in the past when you were stoned to bejesus. maybe she has similar stories. eh, what do i know, though?I agree. I put off these kinds of things until I absolutely have to bring them up. Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted March 31, 2006 Author Share Posted March 31, 2006 well yeah but i'm chilling watching movies uh I want to smoke Link to post Share on other sites
Dendroaspis Polylepis 0 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Anal, when it comes to women the answer is always anal. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 you must smoke the diggity (the goods) yuuuuuumyit's Towelie from southpark. the towel that always gets high and reminds you "don't forget to bring a towel"Towels are very important. Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted April 1, 2006 Author Share Posted April 1, 2006 wow i'm dense i just realized the towel is for when you put it in front of the door so other people don't know your smokingi started late never had to worry about that Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 The question is:"Would you like to smoke some weed or have anal sex?"If she says both, fly to vegas and marry that nice wholesome girl... Link to post Share on other sites
Petoria 0 Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 well yeah but i'm chilling watching movies uh I want to smokeMaybe it's not about you, make the date about her. If you can't live without, then you should say, "would you mind if I smoked some [insert random slang term for marijuana] while we watch the movie?" If yes, ask if she wants some as well. Link to post Share on other sites
alf13 0 Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 Okay...this takes some skill but it can be pulled off.The Key is this....You get her relaxed and ready to "chill" when you just say..."hey, a buddy of mine brought me some ganja and he tells me it is pretty good....I don't know if you are interested...but I was going to try a little tonight...and would share some with you....do you want some?"Trust me on this...if she is not a stoner herself...she won't be interested in ****ing one.Got to ease her into the idea....Then of course...**** her in the ***. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 to quote a great and powerful movie:"boys have a penis, girls have a vagina"thank you Link to post Share on other sites
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