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When God drowned everyone did he send all the babies to heaven or hell?Most Christians would agree that God sent the flood because everyone except noah was evil and sent them all to hell. Tough break for those babies. Have a nice day!

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When God drowned everyone did he send all the babies to heaven or hell?Most Christians would agree that God sent the flood because everyone except noah was evil and sent them all to hell. Tough break for those babies. Have a nice day!
there was already a thread on babies...might want to check it out
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Babys are evil. Just listening to them cry makes oyu want to jump off a bridge.

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there was already a thread on babies...might want to check it out
I read it. It appears you believe they go to heaven. We already know the flood killed all the evil people (including babies). If this were the case then that wouldn't be just either because they didn't do anything, they just magically appeared in heaven. Logically you can conclude that the babies going to heaven or hell would not be just. What now Christians?
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I read it. It appears you believe they go to heaven. We already know the flood killed all the evil people (including babies). If this were the case then that wouldn't be just either because they didn't do anything, they just magically appeared in heaven. Logically you can conclude that the babies going to heaven or hell would not be just. What now Christians?
it killed them all. all the evil babies went to hell, all the good babies went to heaven. did they do anything to deserve their placement? probably not, because they're babies. could god still know if they were good or evil?christians believe god did a lot more amazing things than that, so doesn't seem to be a stretch.Have a nice day!
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it killed them all. all the evil babies went to hell, all the good babies went to heaven. did they do anything to deserve their placement? probably not, because they're babies. could god still know if they were good or evil?christians believe god did a lot more amazing things than that, so doesn't seem to be a stretch.Have a nice day!
So God judged us before we did anything?
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The story of Noah's Ark has many problems other than the sticky issue of all those babies that died. Im sorry, but there is simply no way it can be true. Even if Noah could somehow find the space for all the animals (Including dinosaurs, dont forget) and all their food, when the waters receeded their would not be enough animals to set up functioning ecosystems. It takes many herbivores to support just a few carnivores -- what happens when the lion from the boat eats one of the last zebras? No more zebras. Even if there were seven of some types as Ive heard suggested it still would not work.

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The story of Noah's Ark has many problems other than the sticky issue of all those babies that died. Im sorry, but there is simply no way it can be true. Even if Noah could somehow find the space for all the animals (Including dinosaurs, dont forget) and all their food, when the waters receeded their would not be enough animals to set up functioning ecosystems. It takes many herbivores to support just a few carnivores -- what happens when the lion from the boat eats one of the last zebras? No more zebras. Even if there were seven of some types as Ive heard suggested it still would not work.
The lions ate the unicorns. Everyone knows that.
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The story of Noah's Ark has many problems other than the sticky issue of all those babies that died. Im sorry, but there is simply no way it can be true. Even if Noah could somehow find the space for all the animals (Including dinosaurs, dont forget) and all their food, when the waters receeded their would not be enough animals to set up functioning ecosystems. It takes many herbivores to support just a few carnivores -- what happens when the lion from the boat eats one of the last zebras? No more zebras. Even if there were seven of some types as Ive heard suggested it still would not work.
of course you're right, i just don't understand how so many people can believe the bible is a literal historical retelling when something like this so obviously proves it is not.
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When God drowned everyone did he send all the babies to heaven or hell?Most Christians would agree that God sent the flood because everyone except noah was evil and sent them all to hell. Tough break for those babies. Have a nice day!
The babies souls are chilling in paradise. You have a nice day too Smasharoo.And, on a lighter note- truly the dumbest thread ever. I am stumped as to even how to react to some of this, if not all of this, crap.
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The babies souls are chilling in paradise. You have a nice day too Smasharoo.And, on a lighter note- truly the dumbest thread ever. I am stumped as to even how to react to some of this, if not all of this, crap.
logic is crap? zzz is smash?
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logic is crap? zzz is smash?
Eh, I doubt it. Smash's ego is big enough that he would want us all to know that his witty comments were coming from him. And his comments are usually wittier than these.
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