Kangaroo 0 Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 O RLY is so hot right now. Link to post Share on other sites
TB17 0 Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 Predispose this thread now. Link to post Share on other sites
fleung22 1 Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 Predispose this thread now.ya can't...this thread is broccoli.(I can't believe this is actually starting to sound normal) Link to post Share on other sites
nell789 0 Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 man, this sucks. They only reason I surf the forum is for the "r*gged" and "TP/MM" comments, and now only half remain.Can this just be a r*gged hiatus?pleeeeeese? Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 Not Funny: Rigged, pwnd, Gus Hansen getting hit by a bus, Chuck NorrisNow Funny: Scott Baio, Centaur porn, the early 90s Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 Merriam-Webster Online ThesaurusOne entry found for rig.Entry Word: rigFunction: verbText: to provide (someone) with what is needed for a task or activity <carefully rigged each diver with the required equipment before starting out> -- see "FURNISH". Uh.....ok then,FURNISHED! Link to post Share on other sites
Demonde 0 Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 Speaking of Centaur porn, I just found the dirtiest, nastiest **** featuring some of that hot gooey stuff. Two stallions riding each other, sweating and grunting, producing the most melodical and beautiful centaur music I have ever heard.It was raunchy and, needless to say, goosebumps covered my entire body as I splooged into a sock. Something about centaurs electrifies me. I think it's the hooves. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 Speaking of Centaur porn, I just found the dirtiest, nastiest **** featuring some of that hot gooey stuff. Two stallions riding each other, sweating and grunting, producing the most melodical and beautiful centaur music I have ever heard.It was raunchy and, needless to say, goosebumps covered my entire body as I splooged into a sock. Something about centaurs electrifies me. I think it's the hooves.....and there goes dinner Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 I have the largest online library of centaur porn ever assembled Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 Heads Up: Five consecutive hands...money is all in preflop every time: AK loses to JT (K97 flop) JQ loses to JJ (89T flop) 8d9d loses to KJ (JdQd2c flop) 88 loses to 54 (Q68 flop) QsJs loses to 34 (5s6sKd) Scratch tickets are rigged.I proclaim "rigged" to officially be funny again. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 I proclaim "rigged" to officially be funny again.You are objectively wrong.Also, since the money went all-in preflop, you don't need to tell us what the flop was.Also, you were only dominating ONCE out of those 5 hands, and on 2 of them you were well behind. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 You are objectively wrong.Agree to disagree. Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 Now Funny: Centaur pornUmm. Is there a web site? Not that I'm into it. I just want to see it. Link to post Share on other sites
kennyg1966 0 Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 you want the truthYOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTHRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGED Link to post Share on other sites
tuckermitchell 1 Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 This thread is circumscribed broccoli... Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 these tshirt ideas are coming along nicely. I like "poker is broccoli". "Online Poker is Broccoli" would work too. i'd probably feel like a huge dork explaining it.[Random girl in bar asks what the shirt means][mk responds in high-pitched nerd voice] "You see, I happen to play a lot of online poker. Please, please, pull those panties up; we're in public for godsakes. But anyhoo, the possibility that online poker is, in some way, 'fixed' or 'rigged' has been mentioned and discussed ad nauseum in online poker forums (several of which I am a frequent contributor to), even to the point where the word 'rigged' has become a punchline that needs no joke!! Several of my online friends and I decided the word 'rigged' was, in fact, overused as an out-of-context word of hilarity, and thus we replaced it with 'broccoli' instead. So you see, instead of saying 'online poker is rigged' we now would say, 'online poker is broccoli'!!!! How hilarious is that?? Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Boss bump, but clearly rigged. Link to post Share on other sites
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