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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Threw some Mickey on and took the wife to the bedroom for a quick Valentine's Day romp this morning, pre-breakfast. Just got out of the shower, hopped on the scale for the first time in a while. 166! Been a good day.

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I think pink sweater girl may look better if her hair isn't pulled back like that. I almost always notice the body before the face though and a nice body will make up for other deficiencies.

 

Frau, it's not that we're size queens, it's just that we're men. And, being men, we love boobies of all shapes and sizes.

 

My one day off today then I hit the road in the morning. Need to get the oil changed on the car, clean it up a bit, do laundry, pack, get the supplies that I need to take with me together and in the car, pay some bills....some day off.

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it's pretty cold here and i didn't enjoy my trip to the grocery store.

 

I took pictures of our roses and other flowers blooming today. Currently 78 degrees at 6:30.

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It's 5 hours min to get to the next state, and that state was Georgia. Not really a victory. ATL was 9+ hours away and not a big draw for white kids.

Don't be talking crap about my home state and its capital.

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I said pink sweater had a great body and average face. So eat me. Or her

 

These people act more like they are running a modeling agency than lookin' for love. A Winner would take a shot at Black Sweaterset, too. If you are going into a sports bar on Valentine's Day, the presence of two single girls who still ovulate is the equivalent of the Sweedish bikini team bus looking for oil boys. You people can shit all over anyone you want, but in crunch time, it's going to be me, Ron, and John Kruk tearing that shit up. #WinnersAlwaysWin.

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OK, kids. It's time for some real talk now:

 

I've always been of the opinion that just buying girls jewelry by default is a sterile, lazy, meaningless shortcut. So it's odd that it took me this long to switch over to #TeamBling, but here we are with my Valentine's Day life lesson: my partner is not a shallow person. Thoughtful gifts have always gone over huge, and s/he is not really even into diamonds or anything. That said, simply jumping online or running out to the shop at the last minute and picking something out does not get worse results than spending huge amounts of time and energy shopping.

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nobody said they wouldn't stuff, merely that they wouldn't brag about it on the internet before, during or after.

 

They wouldn't brag about it because they don't have the Want-Factor to close that shit in the first place. MJ went hard on both ends every night, not just in the playoffs. That's the way Ron and John Kruk are.

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Stayed in and did laundry and watched MASH last night. This morning I woke up and went for a run. Now I'm watching my roommate play Xbox. I was just reminded a friend is having a birthday party at the bar this afternoon so I'll probably go make an appearance there.

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