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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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She's housebroken and does this thing where she just sit and stares at you when she needs to go out. And if you don't get the hint she does this exasperated sigh that's hilarious.

 

Awesome.

 

I grew up with a dog and she was housebroken no problem. In the last couple of years I've met people who seem normal, but they have dogs who routinely pee in the house. Their reaction is, "Oh well." No no no. That's not cool.

 

I had a really lovely day today. I drank coffee at home, made myself breakfast after therapy, and then decided to go over to a couple of different beach neighborhoods. Really beautiful day wandering around--capped it off by coming home on January 31st and packing away my comforter and heavier sweaters. I think what passes for winter is over. (Too bad, we still need rain.)

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20 minutes into the white queen and edward IV is marrying a lancaster cause she wouldn't bone him in the forrest. jesus man, you're the goddamn king, get a tug from some bitty in the town over and at least wait until the war is over.

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Y'all ma-fvckers need Brvy.

 

My imagination is just fine, thank you very much.

 

Yeah its weird how being in a wallet makes me view the cash differently. What about a money clip? If you found $75 in a money clip, is that a "wallet" or a "crumpled-bill" situation?

 

Like Ron said, if an ID is present that's a turn in situation. Loose cash and its a keep it deal.

 

She's housebroken and does this thing where she just sit and stares at you when she needs to go out. And if you don't get the hint she does this exasperated sigh that's hilarious.

 

That's a very Golden thing to do. They have great personalities like that. They can also be goofy as hell, in a ditzy blonde kind of way.

 

Had a good time at the casino. I lost $200, I'm running so bad lately, but the wife won a little over $200 so it was a free outing which is nice.

 

What is everyone's thoughts on the Super Bowl? I am a fan of neither team. Actually probably my two least favorite teams but I think it will be a good game. No way I would bet money on a game like this because I can easily see either team winning. Gun to my head I give the edge to Seattle though.

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Let me know if you like it.

 

Making some babyback ribs and some potato skins. Was debating getting a 6pk of Two Hearted Ale for the game, but I know me, 6 makes me want 4 more more. Don't want to feel like a drank tomorrow. Still deciding though.

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I knew you would come with this, and I'm not sure I disagree. Einstein's people might have split it, maybe the person who lost it never calls because they figure nobody is gonna turn it in. I just (weirdly and surprisingly) fear karma in a situation like this. Although, if there was karma, my ex'a love child woulda been a retard.

 

I also know what brvy is gonna say, so, I'm searching for the middle ground. Although, brvy occasionally will surprise you and write something like "fck em, their loss"

 

I would probably leave a note for the cashier with my number, and if someone calls about cash lost, have them call me and identify the amount/bills. (So that the cashier doesnt have one of their friends call)

 

Obviously you turn in the wallet.

 

Cash blowing in the wind with no business or people around is fair game, as far as I'm concerned.

 

 

My imagination is just fine, thank you very much.

 

 

 

Like Ron said, if an ID is present that's a turn in situation. Loose cash and its a keep it deal.

 

 

 

That's a very Golden thing to do. They have great personalities like that. They can also be goofy as hell, in a ditzy blonde kind of way.

 

Had a good time at the casino. I lost $200, I'm running so bad lately, but the wife won a little over $200 so it was a free outing which is nice.

 

What is everyone's thoughts on the Super Bowl? I am a fan of neither team. Actually probably my two least favorite teams but I think it will be a good game. No way I would bet money on a game like this because I can easily see either team winning. Gun to my head I give the edge to Seattle though.

 

Sick burn, Tilt.

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In honor of Quack, I went to ABC and got a 6pk of Tangerine Wheat and also got a 6pk of Left Handed Brewing Co Sawtooth Nitro All American Ale. Never had it before

 

Also got a big ass bottle of Lagunitas Sucks, some kind of mistake brew that apparently isn't bad. I'll let ta know.

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I almost made ribs today but got a late start and wasn't sures they'd get done. So, I found a recipe for "Italian" beef sandwiches.

 

3 lb chuck roast

I pkg zesty Italian dressing mix

8 oz pepperoncinis

8 oz gardinarina mix ( my store didn't have this(!) so I used hot cherry peppers)

1 can beef broth

 

Cut off any extra fat from the roast and then slice into 4 or 5 chunks, toss into crockpot. Sprinkle the package of Italian dressing mix over the meat, add the pepperoncinis and a splash or two of the juice, gardinarina and beef broth.

 

Once the meat will shred easily with a fork shred it all then add back to the liquid/crockpot for an hour or so. I bought some good hoagie rolls and provolone cheese so everyone can just scoop out some meat and pepapers onto the bread, add the cheese and chow down. I'll let you know how it turns out.

 

Also made up some guacamole and onion dip.

 

 

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That reminded me Tilty, a few weeks ago my roommate came home and said that his bosses wife made them pot roast and said it was as good as when I make it and turns out she uses the same recipe that I use which is the recipe you use. Crazy!

 

The above also sounds really good, I need to find that low calorie/carb faltbread I used to eat again so I can eat sandwhiches mostly guilt free again.

 

My roommate is making wings and hankey pankeys for our superbowl "party". I worked out extra today (and yesterday) in preparation.

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First drinks of the year today

 

I just read about this thing called "Dryuary"--abstaining for the month. I'm not doing that, I just have not brought in any more booze since I finished mines, and have decided to only drink at happy hours and work events until June. (I have a lot of work events coming up, and I'm keeping the bottle of mezcal in my desk for on-the-spot happy hours.)

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Were gettin diarrhead with snow and so every school in the state is closed tomorrow. NBC has been running the scroll on the bottom taking up 15% of the screen showing all the closures. I'm going to call in and complain if they keep this shit up through the actual game.

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I just read about this thing called "Dryuary"--abstaining for the month. I'm not doing that, I just have not brought in any more booze since I finished mines, and have decided to only drink at happy hours and work events until June. (I have a lot of work events coming up, and I'm keeping the bottle of mezcal in my desk for on-the-spot happy hours.)

 

I saw a similar article. Someone at work had been doing it since the mid nineties and i started in about 2009. I think people have been doing it for a while, but these days everything needs to be hashtag something.

 

Tangerine wheat was underwhelming, but I'll blame that in drinking IPA's first.

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Getting dumped on here too. By sunshine biatches! Currently 76 and partly cloudy.

 

Guacamole is so good. Used a little cumin for the first time and it adds a nice, subtle smokeyness.

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When I was at nerd camp in junior high, I decided to search couch cushions at a rec center. I found a wallet with $70. There was nothing else in it. How does that work in our scenario? I turned it into a teacher to turn over to the police. I am skeptical about its destination.

 

When I was in high school, I had a hundred dollar bill stolen out of my wallet in the locker room. I guess they thankfully left the wallet (which I still carry to this day), but it was a nice crisp 1954 $100. :( (I tend to keep old crisp bills as emergency money.)

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