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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

and after 3 days, he is risen!

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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How do you reconcile the fact that I'm not in a relationship and agreed with your advice and Ron gave a dissenting opinion?

 

Edit: Correction, Ron did not give an opinion. Point still stands.

Last time i give advice, thats for sure.

 

Easy boys, I was just being an ass. Worked pretty well too apparently.

 

Contrary to the spirit and history of this thread, i'm tired of reading about strats massive hog. I feel he's just hamming it up at this point, which I can appreciate

 

Don't hate the player, hate the game!

 

 

 

He's far too big of a gentleman to tell us they totally boned, except for to casually mention how sore she is.

 

When he said that she spent the night and they "hung out" until 5am I put two and two together. Didn't really need the formal announcement. Like Frau saying she saw mr. Chicago on her recent trip. El sexo is just infered.

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Golf is crazy expensive. But lots of fun.

 

 

It can be, definitely. I wish it weren't because I love it.

 

 

 

Are you new here? The place used to have an introductory story requirement for a reason, you know.

 

Relatively speaking, he is. Maybe Tilty doesn't know that old rule. Besides, he's a true playa that always pulls the ass

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I'm just trying to help you be more logical in your arguments, Tilt.

 

Thanks for looking out buddy.

 

 

 

Are you new here? The place used to have an introductory story requirement for a reason, you know.

 

 

Denied.

 

Apparently I am. Can't even assume el sexo with the lone female participant, geez.

 

 

 

It can be, definitely. I wish it weren't because I love it.

 

 

 

Relatively speaking, he is. Maybe Tilty doesn't know that old rule. Besides, he's a true playa that always pulls the ass

 

In reality, I am relatively new to posting but I've followed the thread since almost the beginning. I have read every page I think. I just started posting regularly a couple, three years ago but I used to post occasionally back when wang and that gang were regulars.

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By all means keep talking about this new girl. And your trouser snake if it's relevant, I guess. Remember that time I gave you my hbogo account? I did it with no ulterior motives but if you wanted to send me a pic (clothed (or not)) of this girl I wouldn't be mad and wouldn't share.

 

 

Speaking of girls...I've never watched an episode of "Girls" (#TeamBroadCity) but after hearing Allison Williams got her salad tossed in last episode? Woo boy I might have to fast forward.

 

 

David Bowie on the iPod this morning. Yesterday was Dylan. Trying to work through the music I should have listened to by this point in my life.

 

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Zero chance strat sends that pic.

 

 

I'd take one of his dong at attention. I'm beyond curious at this point

 

Napa, you got it good, can listen to muaic while you work and not get bothered by clients

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It is pretty nice. I just sit here all day with both earbuds in and maybe once a day my old boss will stop by to talk sports or a coworker will ask me for help with something. Not uncommon for me to go all day without speaking to somebody. Other than a meeting last Friday i haven't talked to my boss in two weeks. I think I could get away with working from home without my boss knowing if it wasn't for jealous coworkers ratting me out. If I do really good on this budget cycle and prove I know what I'm doing I might ask my boss if I can work from home one day a week or something since there's no real reason I need to physical be here most days save for a faster connection to the servers.

 

It's awesome for someone like me who can't stand idle chit chat and just wants to come in, do my work, and go home.

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Deep red wool jacket, orange scarf, bright lipstick--I'm feeling this.

 

My boss has been out of town, he's coming back tomorrow, and my org is about to announce a high profile project. This could be my last good work day for a while.

 

Edit confidential to Ron: More we have in common, I've never been a size queen, either. I'm more interested in sex drive talk than sex talk.

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I'm wearing a light blue Henley with a dull red undershirt with dark blue jeans and boots. It's super cold here today. Supposed to warmup tomorrow though.

 

I finally broke down and bought a hairdryer this weekend. Partially because I want one and partially because I was putting plastic over the windows and you need a hairdryer to really make them work right.

 

I gotta tell ya, it's really helpful with getting my longer hair to do stuff. Although the bald spot/swirl on the back of my head is somewhat problematic.

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70 degrees here today.

 

Dark blue jeans, light grey long sleeve Henley, brown Cole Haan loafers.

 

Headed to San Diego.

 

 

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I hear ya frau. In my experience, most women prefer a normal sized one that can be operated well, along with solid foreplay

 

A little bigger is better, then there is a tipping point of it being excessive

 

This may come as a shock, but some women will say things they think a man wants to hear regarding sex. I only had one girl tell me she was sore after sex, and that was because I did her butt. Maybe another time, after a long session, due to alcohol, or maybe some hand action

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