Jump to content

I Called In Sick Today


Recommended Posts

  • Replies 268k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • Ron_Mexico

    19414

  • speedz99

    16304

  • Napa Lite

    7767

  • ShakeZuma

    7517

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Posts

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

and after 3 days, he is risen!

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

Posted Images

I got my quarterly bonus today. Only I think they messed up. My boss called me Tuesday and told me they were going to give me 2/3rds of the minimum bonus since I was only here 2 months of the quarter. Cool by me since everywhere else I've worked wouldn't pay anything if you weren't there the whole quarter, which is what I was expecting. Only the bonus was supposed to be $5,000 and it was $4,400 or so take home so they must have paid me the whole bonus (which would be $7,500) considering how bonuses are taxed. I won't get my pay stub until tomorrow or Monday to know for sure though. Doesn't suck either way.

  • Like 3
Link to post
Share on other sites

So funny.

 

 

Stratego: I would have offered my HboGo to you.

 

 

 

Saw Inherent Vice this afternoon. It's a fucking trip. A good trip, but Jesus, there's a lot of weird, mostly unneccessary shit happening. The 2.5 hour running time is mostly to allow for extremely extended dialogue scenes, as it PTA's wont, but it also includes a ~5 minute full nude scene for Sam Waterson's daughter. Joaquin is great. The whole cast is great, really. It's just a bizarre story that's being told, with very little direction to it, and a couple different endings that just sort of wrap up some stuff that varied in importance. If you don't like PTA, this sure as hell won't win you over. And if you love him, you'll see it any way. I enjoyed it.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Yeah Strat, I would've offered my HBOGo to you as well. But only if you told me what you planned to watch with the size queen during your sleepover tonight

  • Like 3
Link to post
Share on other sites

Do us, and her, proud strat.

Link to post
Share on other sites

I recently got some Under Armour Heat compression running shorts, or some shit. $22 for a pair, which seem like underwear, but they are friggin AWESOME. Just life changing. I want to wear them all the time. I would never wear them as outerwear but they just feel so nice.

Link to post
Share on other sites

I need to hire Mexico to be my life coach.

 

I need to hire you.

 

You're always happy, seems like you rarely work, have money to feed and entertain an army of 10, watch tons of TV and get so much play you turn down morning bjs on the reg.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Cmon, the oakleys are pretty sweet.

 

 

And I would've bet 100 bucks that you were gonna like the fj's the best. I love them, its a royal blue. Good bottoms. I want to wear them socially

 

Almost bought a new Fuji bike this morning. It was $475. If it was matte black instead of white, I would've. I only went to fix a valve on my front tire.

 

We did 10 miles today, in the cold. It was like 55 or 60 degrees. Brrrrrrrrr

Link to post
Share on other sites

first off, blow us all with that weather report.

 

second, yeah the oakleys are okay, just pretty standard. those FJ's are hot though, i'd floss those no doubt. adidas is terrible, i'm rarely a fan of their products.

Link to post
Share on other sites

I like the Oakleys and the blue pair.

 

Not quite 10 am and it's 65 here. Supposed to get some rain later today though.

 

Sucks to come home from a week on the road to find out its that time of the month for the wife. Going to be angling for some mouth hugs this weekend.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Played some poker at a different casino. Way better room, better service, friendlier dealers etc... But, their $1/2 game is $100 max which sucks. Played good but lost two big pots when I got the money in with the best hand and got drawn out on. Poker.

Link to post
Share on other sites

I'm not surprised--it was also Dave's birthday.

 

I'm hoping for a cool drop in or two at Run the Jewels.

 

How was everyone's weekend?

 

I worked Friday night and Saturday, the donor event season has fired up again. Both nights, separate donors told me they wanted to go shopping in my closet. BAM.

 

Raining last night and today, sounds wonderful.

  • Like 2
Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

Announcements


×
×
  • Create New...