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Barring a shutdown of our infrastructure, I'd have a lot of trouble killing any animal to go eat it. It's cuteness is not a factor. It's delicious body, is. Most animals we eat are raised to be killed anyways, in terrible conditions. I've never understood the moral outrage against veal.

 

I think the foie gras ban just got lifted in California, so maybe you can hop on that horse, too.

 

 

 

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What's the difference between a few months and a year and a half to a cow? You need to stop anthropomorphizing and embrace the deliciousness.

 

Did you have to look up that word or is it beaten into you as a farmerboy?

 

I ate veal last week. Cows are delicious.

 

How very Christian. (I kid)

 

Foi gras is also cruelty to animals. It's horrible. I've never had it.

 

I've just read a ton of horror stories of baby cows (calves?) being treated horribly, suspended in slings so they can't even walk, until they are slaughtered. I won't help perpetuate that industry. At least cattle get to graze. Oh wait, lemme guess, the large cattle farms fck them over too? I know Iowa is the capital for pigs. There seems to be an uproar with that whole deal as well. Mass produced food seems like a shitty industry and the animals are treated poorly. Sadly, I'll be a hypocrite and continue to eat them. I wish I could get local, free range meat and poultry, But that just isn't in the cards.

 

Enough of all that

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I believe that animals should be treated and killed as humanely as possible. The problem is that is expensive so it won't happen with massive food producers. I used to eat veal but I object now. I try to buy some of my meats kosher. It's also why I'm against trophy hunting.

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How can anyone eat veal?

 

Maybe I misread what inspired this post but Napsters RIP was for the car, not the calves.

 

Coincidently, I was driving somewhere in northern CA this week and passed a trailer with a bunch of calves in it. There are a shit ton of dairies around there so I didnt think much of it. Got up to the truck and the sign on the door was for a veal company. Poor little fckers.

 

Totally would eat them though.

 

And, yes on the foi gras ban being repealed in CA. As liberal and overrun wih tree huggers as this state is I was shocked when I heard.

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Personally, I think the animals could be treated worse. Daily whippings and the such.

You should get a daily whipping. Cockwhipping

 

that's what I do with the hookers. I find fear gives the meat a tangy zest.

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I know Tilty. But the calves inspired my post, not the rip

 

 

But are you really a tree hugger if you don't want a feeding tube jammed down a goose's throat to swell up their liver so some rich jerkoff can eat it.

 

 

 

That just seems overkill

 

 

But I can believe it was repealed. Foodies know no political affiliation.

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