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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I'm wearing a heavy grey Henley with a Kermit green undershirt, dark blue jeans, and brown boots. I also have a silver faced watch with a brown strap. My hair is just ok today. Not great

 

Paul Simon - Graceland on the iPod.

 

I'm open to other suggestions for music today.

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Blue and white striped Henley, with yellow and blue stripes at shoulders. Good detail.

 

Red lipstick.

 

I moved offices last night (didn't wait for the maintainence guys, just did it). I was really touched when 5-6 co workers showed up to help.

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I can do music fine while working. While reading for fun I can listen to music but if I'm really trying to absorb it I need music without words. I can listen to podcasts only while doing pretty mindless work. Definitely not while reading.

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Last night in our basketball game I beat a fairly athletic guy off the dribble at the top of the key, to the left I add for an easy layup. Easily the most athletic thing I've done on a basketball court.

 

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You're definitely impregnable

 

 

But thats how you need to attack the ladies. Say it till you believe it, then they will believe it. Cocksure

 

But I will eat your heart out

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Last night in our basketball game I beat a fairly athletic guy off the dribble at the top of the key, to the left I add for an easy layup. Easily the most athletic thing I've done on a basketball court.

 

 

 

Where the fck was the rim protector, the help defense? Fcking Iowa rec leagues. Just a bunch of white kids parked on the 3pt line.

 

Kudos on the dribble drive. I like the ball in the post, maybe work a jump hook in the lane, or maybe fake the lane drive and give em an up and under, Kevin McHale style. Unless i get the help defender, then its an easy dish for 2 if the guy cuts

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THATS HOW QUICK I WAS.

 

I also think nobody expected me to not just pass t right away.

 

We play hoiball aroud these parts. Nothing but 3's and layups. Also, we don't really run an offense. We're terrible.

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I played hs basketball, and I was terrible. Had no clue how to run plays, i was slow, terrible off the dribble. Only thing I could do to contribute was crash the boards and try and cause a lil chaos. always hit my free throws too.

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Pick n roll man, pick n roll.

 

 

The useless guy can always set a pick for a shooter/guard, the roll to the rim for a rebound or pass

 

Nobody runs set plays, but decent, unselfish players can generate some movement. But every team has the gunner, sadly

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Also, I really love the spring and the fall. I don't really like it over 80. 55-60 and sunny is my favorite.

 

Truth.

 

Where the fck is here?

 

 

That's crazy low. 2.15 or so around here, in Orlando

 

North Chicago is where I am. I'm guessing Iowa is a few cents cheaper. It usually is. I-80 truck stop is usually the cheapest in the whole state.

 

I look good today - my style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and im just ferocious.

 

Tyson is so awesome.

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Thats a lot of fcking pressure. I dislike this girl now. I mean; i love the dirty aspect of it, but not the size queen nature of it. What if you had a micropenis, or were any of the rest of us

 

 

Please go place a hot dog in a hallway by itselft and send that back

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