Quacktastic 106 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 It has to be a multi-tractor pileup or something... 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 I really like the winter and snow. I would be terribly sad if it was summer all year long. I would rather move north to Canada or Alaska than south to Florida or some other southern state with 100% humidity and 90 degree temps in February. Might come as a surprise but there is an area of the country with great weather year around, no humidity and rarely hits 90 degrees. It's called Southern CA. Perhaps you've heard of it? Although, I've been in Northern CA this week, in the area we are from, and I like the weather better here. It gets hotter in the summer but it cools off into the 50's and 60's in the winter so it feels more like a change in seasons than So Cal. A) I knew it was a joke B) even if you were serious you'd be wrong because wearing sweaters is when I look my best and everyone agrees. C) even if it was true, I'm becoming more and more less pear-shaped, so, it would cease being true soon enough anyways. Going by your reflection in the snack machine the other day, assuming that was you, you are looking good. It has to be a multi-tractor pileup or something... Run away covered wagons? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 12oz can of diet soda monday morning 12oz can of diet soda tuesday morning None on Wednesday Lets just say my intake is greatly reduced. I feel like Bubbles from The Wire But I will carry on. Not perma-quitting, but wont keep it at home anymore, wont make trips for a double big gulp anymore. After I kick my huge quantity, I'll dial it back to having it when at restaurants, some for watching a big game on the weekend and thats about it. Fingers crossed Food intake is my real issue Also not drinking booze for a while. Thats way easier for me, believe it or not 2 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 the girl is trying to lose weight. she's doing some on the diet side, some at the gym. I haven't said much about it, she knows I was fat. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 I have gone straight back to 2-3 sodas/day and now that I have a keurig, it's 1 coffee/day as well. Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Ron's always been good at giving the ole thick judgement. Yes. the girl is trying to lose weight. she's doing some on the diet side, some at the gym. I haven't said much about it, she knows I was fat. christ on a cracker of course you're not saying anything. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 you tell her she looks damn good right now and if she wants to lose anything it should be her pants in your bedroom. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 you tell her she looks damn good right now and if she wants to lose anything it should be her pants in your bedroom. Those who can't do, teach... 2 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 i'd say it if i could back it up. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 I said something like, I think I gave you my opinion on your looks when I tried to get you back to my room at the Christmas party. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 read 50 shades of grey and get back to her. Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 If this ever comes up again... You really like her. Maybe you know she's trying to lose weight? Don't know, don't really think about it. [that's it, that's the only response I can think of.] In real life, I get more female approbation (including my own) when I'm thin. Males like it when I'm a little thicker. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 (Booty) Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 christ on a cracker of course you're not saying anything. L. O. L. I stopped with the soda cold turkey which lasted about 2 months. Then I'd have one here and there which I still do but it's one every other day or so rather than a couple , or more, a day so Fck it. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 (Booty) Yep. It always about the booty. And rightly so. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 that stingray booty. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 I.....don't even know what that means SA.... Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 That wasn't my picture, but I'm still accepting the compliment. I prefer women with a little thickness, too. The other night at the casino a girl sat down at our table between me and my roommate and her boyfriend in another seat. Even with her fb there it was hilarious to see the demeanor change of every other guy at the table. Doubly so when he busted and never returned. Anyways, she was wearing yoga pants and had one of the best butts I've ever seen. Still cold AF here. Don't want to get out of bed. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 I.....don't even know what that means SA.... 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 I can totally see strat always saying the wrong thing to this girl about dieting and losing weight Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Also, if she brings up the diet or losing weight, its the perfect opening for "I'd have to see you in your natural form to make a proper judgement. My schedule is pretty wide open right now, so whenever is good for you" Or "Does that fancy phone of yours have a camera, because I just recently found out that I can, in fact, receive pictures on mine" Link to post Share on other sites
Iphonenkinder 558 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 The picture request should only happen of the conversation is via text. If conversation is in person, the photo request says "I'm more comfortable with the image than the real thing." Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 I've done ok. it's all despite the shit I say to her. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 "Look, I think you look great but if you feel like you need to lose weight for yourself than I suggest you eat nothing but hotdogs for like three months." Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 The picture request should only happen of the conversation is via text. Well duh He doesnt talk to her in person What are you doing up? More importantly, what are you wearing? Me? I have a light blue and white check shirt with a cross pattern tie. It looks pleasant 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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