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f you for editing it

 

Accepted.

 

I did edit it before your post. Thats gotta count for something

 

I do enjoy the phrase "tub of goo". Although tub of good made me feel warm and fuzzy inside

 

Drank saturday night and I wont touch a drop again for at least a month. Happily

 

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FRAU,

 

I thought of you on Sunday. Channel 500 on Directv, the Audience channel, was running an NYPD marathon. Saw the John Kelley year last week and yesterday was Bobby Simone years. Such an enjoyable show. I saw our boy Greg Medevoy get possessive because Donna Abundando met with an ex and she ended up dumping him.

 

Also saw the Andy Jr got killed ep. So well done how they played it out.

 

Sippowicz had 4 partners and I liked them all. Thats good writing.

 

David Caruso

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Mark Paul Gosselar

 

Caruso was the best but the rest did a great job. The ep where Simone died made the eyes well up, if I remember correctly

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Iphone typing aint easy tilt. And neither is pimping

 

Actually, pimpin' IS easy. HELL YEAH!

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Thats what makes you the total package, frau: mind, body and soul.

 

The ability to dazzle nap with your wit, ronny with them boobies and me and strat (resident ass men) with that booty.

 

And brvy with whatever spiritual stuff hes into.

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I thought of you on Sunday. Channel 500 on Directv, the Audience channel, was running an NYPD marathon. Saw the John Kelley year last week and yesterday was Bobby Simone years. Such an enjoyable show. I saw our boy Greg Medevoy get possessive because Donna Abundando met with an ex and she ended up dumping him.

 

I don't understand why you watch crap like this. Soap Operas are stupid.

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Thats what makes you the total package, frau: mind, body and soul.

 

The ability to dazzle nap with your wit, ronny with them boobies and me and strat (resident ass men) with that booty.

 

And brvy with whatever spiritual stuff hes into.

 

I just think Frau is a good egg. I like good eggs.

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I try to drink a lot of water at work but then I feel like I have to get up every hour to go take a pee and I don't like it because the bathrooms so far away and I have to walk right by my bosses office.

 

I need to work on my kegel exercises.

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We're supposed to get some crazy snow starting around 3 today. In the past they've let us go early as to avoid harsh driving conditions. I, however, live 3 miles from work and have four wheel drive (and don't care about safety) so I will use the opportunity to use my main database un-impeded by lesser beings and maybe be able to get a goddamn thing done around here.

We're supposed to get 4-8 inches which isn't a lot, but it's our first legit snow of the year. I've been wanting to take the hemi out to a parking lot and do some donuts with the trac control off. Here's hoping.

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Frau is bday thread mvp

 

Clearly you missed my NYPD Blue rap

 

 

Brvy, as usual, you're wrong. Hardly a soap opera. Try groundbreaking show

 

Frau, John Kelly was the tits. How dare you.

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I see what you did there

 

 

I too have the occasional urge to rip off a donut in the dirt or fishtail on a u-turn, but tires are expensive, so i resist.

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I see what you did there

 

 

I too have the occasional urge to rip off a donut in the dirt or fishtail on a u-turn, but tires are expensive, so i resist.

 

I only have a couple times and for that reason. I get tempted tho.

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My car died on my drive home and I had to have my roommate tow me the last 2 miles with his truck. I think my transmission is bad. Probably buying a new (to me) car in the next day or two. Awesome. That's what I get for bragging, I guess. Fvcking perfect.

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