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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

and after 3 days, he is risen!

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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HOT FRIDAY NIGHT.

 

i never made it to the casino. i guess i could still go but i'm already settled in with netflix up and its across town.

 

Approved.

 

I'm the youngest here and we're watching Frozen. It just now occurred to me it's totally legal for me to go to the bar. I might do that.

 

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I'm a very permissive despot.

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Two 7&7's and I'm good to go. Should sleep well tonight.

 

All these townie dudes here are wearing bedazzled jeans with that really thick white stitching and terrible fake fading but I promise you they'd be the first to call someone a faggot as an insult. I don't get it.

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My aunt spent all last night trying to set me up with some girl. Im not opposed to being set up, I guess. My hesitation lies in that when this girl discovers my insanity and tells her mother, she will tell my aunt then my family knows. And id like to avoid that.

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Everybody's sex should be a priority.

 

Not much happening here either. The wife works this evening so I may take the girls for sushi tonight.

 

Got a ninja blender for Christmas and gave it a test run this morning, thing is a beast.

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First post-pregnancy full-on sex time!

 

Congrats! I remember the joy of the "Open for business" sign lighting back up. It's a long six weeks,

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