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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Yes, thank you.

 

Speaking of Wang, did he ever pop in to confirm or deny that he's still alive?

 

One popular theory was that NickCave was secretly Wang. We think this theory drove him away, though, as he disappeared...just like Wang.

 

Nothing from him officially, though.

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One popular theory was that NickCave was secretly Wang. We think this theory drove him away, though, as he disappeared...just like Wang.

 

Nothing from him officially, though.

 

A couple years back he popped in with a receipt from a Ford he sold, since he had become a car salesman, but Speedz might have been here when that happened.

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I've never seen Diehard. Trying to decide if I want that to become my "thing" or not.

 

Having a "thing" like this is stupid. Just watch it.

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Bill Simmons hasn't watched The Big Lebowski for the same reason.

 

Smart.

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Exactly. He gave the same reason as Napa, which can easily be reduced to one of two words: pride or stupidity.

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Brvy you and me are always on the same page

I dont know how I feel about that.

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http://tuvatv.ru/index.php

 

Reliable archive of all fights. Had been struggling with FightNext but it was unreliable and all big fights weren't good for more than an hour or so.

This one seems to have them all. Just enter the last names of the fighters in the search bar and it will be there. Rewatching Big Dummy Retard Mitrione vs Schaub.

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Speaking of things, I drove past an Argyle Street today. It took me about 2 hours to remember why that name was so familiar. I called my brother and it took him about 2 seconds.

 

Anyone?

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Dammit, I knew this. I took me one solid thought. Your brother beat my by a second or two. Respect to him.

 

While Brvy is right about the reasons suited is annoying, the many, many, many reasons, I can't fault him for the Terminator series. I never saw 1 from start to finish. Ironically, I read the book in the 8th grade and enjoyed it. I have seen 2 and 3, once. If there was a 4, I couldn't say for sure.

 

Not watching Die Hard, now that's a dipshit move. I love the entire franchise, except for that last piece of shit in Russia. The one with Justin Long was surprisingly good, except when they got carried away with the action sequences with the jet. Totally unnecessary. The Jeremy Irons one, fantastic. Even the Bill Sadler one wasn't bad.

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Also, Napa knows I love him, but I just am not seeing it with the hair. It always looks like a floppy mop. I need to see some styling.

 

 

I can show him some serious lettuce grooming. I'll highlight a few FB photos of badass hair for ya, in various stages of gloriousness

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I wish my penis was mediocre.

 

Ronnie, the only time you see pictures of my hair is when I've been drinking or am out and about and I tend to play with my hair when I'm just sitting there and it loses its styling really quick. Now if you were to see the daily #selfies I trade with my BFF you'd know what's up. People compliment me on my hair frequently. Trust.

 

Thank you though. I love you and your beautiful soul.

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