I Called In Sick Today

[hank213 1,823]

Whomever has the dealer button chooses the game?

 

well i kinda figured that, but out of what offerings? i mean, i'm sure i couldn't choose seven card no peeky.

[iTommyGavin81 288]

I eat her ass or she eats mine? Either way, count me in.

[The Ocho 970]

Ocho, you saw me chatting with Carl on FB the other day. I played youth baseball with him. You saw he was praising me. Just wanted to point out that i was awesome. He did. And that guy actually got a scholarship to play baseball at Oklahoma State. He said I mashed. I just want your validation. Hah

 

:nod:

 

Man, that girl is fantastic. Tattoos? She has what, one? With that ass, I would so eat it.

 

 

What? Was that out loud?

 

Umm, she had like 5 on her belly alone.

 

 

300/hr for a chubby chick, good lord. What do really hot chicks charge?

[InternetExplorer 2,609]

I clicked on the first one hank posted, then frantically erased my history. those were definitely senior pics which I'm sure dudes love. girl is a genius. I just don't need that shit popping up on Google as a suggestion when I'm searching something in front of a coworker. yknow, helpfully suggesting some hooker profile from where I used to live.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

$1000

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

But Strat, I think some puss might help

[InternetExplorer 2,609]

really hot chicks generally charge 50% of your assets

[hank213 1,823]

um, more?'

 

ol/dr but still works i think...

[InternetExplorer 2,609]

But Strat, I think some puss might help

I mapped out my cash flow for the next 1.5 years today. I won't have that kind of cash for another year or so.

[hank213 1,823]

time to fix another highball, i'm gonna get good n tight.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

 

I mapped out my cash flow for the next 1.5 years today. I won't have that kind of cash for another year or so.

 

Put 4k into the Ira, spend the other 1500 on puss. Please

[hank213 1,823]

pomegranate better than apple but clementine still topping the chart

 

 

for those of you keeping score at home.

[InternetExplorer 2,609]

a lot gets decided next week--everyone is sitting down with the guy who decides raises. pretty much determines whether I wasted the last few months with this place. I'll be able to dial back the miserness if it goes decently for me.

 

I miss boulevard beer. having to drive 30 minutes for it is such a drag. they have boulevard in LA but not here...

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

I feel that even if you made 50k a year, you'd still cut your own hair and use lemons as deodorant. You're a weirdo like that. Inherently cheap.

 

 

I want to teach you to be a spender

[hank213 1,823]

:nod:

 

 

 

Umm, she had like 5 on her belly alone.

 

 

300/hr for a chubby chick, good lord. What do really hot chicks charge?

 

so i found what i feel to be a fair representation of what i saw in my previous research of what i would consider the low end of the high end hooker, excuse me, call girl, in vegas. 500/hr for girl friend experience, 800 for pornstar experience incalls. if you want outcall it's a 2 hr min at 1400 for pse. this chick charges a 50% deposit though...that seems unusual.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Difference between gfe and cge?

[JubilantLankyLad 1,957]

GFE you have to take her out for dinner and talk and shit first, then maybe she'll let you touch her, if she doesn't have a headache. PSE she shows up naked under a fur coat and let's you **** her in the ass, headache be damned.

[Roll the Bones 74]

Rando would much rather go antiquing these days.

 

 

That's not age, that's called being in the relationship too long.

 

 

I'd bet dollars that a new, younger girl would most definitely light Rando's pilot light

 

 

There is no substitute for a new hand down your pants for the first time

 

Thinking more on this, yeah, it would be hard to turn Jennifer Anniston down if she was trying to molest me, but lucky (or not), I don't really have that problem, nor look for it.

 

I grew up in a bar. I was "clubbing" at 16. At 18 I regularly banged older chicks (along with young). I was pretty much a whore. After a brief flint with marriage at 20 I was single for another decade. During that time I still hung in bars on the weekends always looking for booty. I would hit different bars and areas. I always went alone regardless; you can't pick a girl up with another guy along and him not get in the way. I worked my craft, my lines, my eye contact, my lingo...

 

I was home after clubbing once, got a little too drunk and was in bed having sex when another chick came walking in I forgot I invited over. After awkward moment, I was doing it doggie, she left. Then a few minutes later another girl came that I forgot about. Wash.rinse.repeat.

 

After my divorce it wasn't uncommon for me to be seen bringing home different girls on the same day.

 

In my thirties, after a 2nd brief failed marriage, I still had regular ass and girlfriends and hit bars a lot. I found a lot of kinkie chicks that were into about anything. One used to pick up chicks and bring them home to share. Hell, my ex did that as well.

 

I don't want this too seem like some obsession. I worked a ton and had a kid from each marriage to raise. Time was valuable and I don't golf. Some of it was for fun though I mostly fooled myself that I was looking for a real connection- I wasn't. Girls invariably wanted to be first over my kids and that wasn't happening, Most relationships were a couple months. 6 was really long. 99% ended amiably.

 

With the kids grown and stable this is the first and best relationship I've ever been in and would never **** it up. We have many common interests and values and a nice life. You never stop checking out hot women, it's biological, but actually seeking sex out from outside my marriage would just never happen. It's like doing LSD, it was fun and exciting and cool and all, but I've been there and done that. To ouch drama and problems that go along with it.

 

I'm not dissing anyone, especially single guys that do chase ass. Hell, I just don't think they work hard enough at it. I think they lack commitment to the effort. Maybe it's the salesman in me. I'm a closer. To this day I think I could have a sex with a new chick by this evening if I wanted too. I just don't. It's last on my list of priorities. And I can sex well, any week I want it.

[InternetExplorer 2,609]

I feel that even if you made 50k a year, you'd still cut your own hair and use lemons as deodorant. You're a weirdo like that. Inherently cheap.

 

 

I want to teach you to be a spender

I will move to a really nice $900/mo apartment when I'm making $50k. that will be my one dumbass expenditure. someday I might look at getting a condo but I'd have to talk to someone who knows more about real estate to decide if it's worth it. my roomie is heavily against them.

 

I'm sure some of you have experiences owning condos, go ahead and share, I would like to hear your take.

[JubilantLankyLad 1,957]

 

 

Thinking more on this, yeah, it would be hard to turn Jennifer Anniston down if she was trying to molest me, but lucky (or not), I don't really have that problem, nor look for it.

 

I grew up in a bar. I was "clubbing" at 16. At 18 I regularly banged older chicks (along with young). I was pretty much a whore. After a brief flint with marriage at 20 I was single for another decade. During that time I still hung in bars on the weekends always looking for booty. I would hit different bars and areas. I always went alone regardless; you can't pick a girl up with another guy along and him not get in the way. I worked my craft, my lines, my eye contact, my lingo...

 

I was home after clubbing once, got a little too drunk and was in bed having sex when another chick came walking in I forgot I invited over. After awkward moment, I was doing it doggie, she left. Then a few minutes later another girl came that I forgot about. Wash.rinse.repeat.

 

After my divorce it wasn't uncommon for me to be seen bringing home different girls on the same day.

 

In my thirties, after a 2nd brief failed marriage, I still had regular ass and girlfriends and hit bars a lot. I found a lot of kinkie chicks that were into about anything. One used to pick up chicks and bring them home to share. Hell, my ex did that as well.

 

I don't want this too seem like some obsession. I worked a ton and had a kid from each marriage to raise. Time was valuable and I don't golf. Some of it was for fun though I mostly fooled myself that I was looking for a real connection- I wasn't. Girls invariably wanted to be first over my kids and that wasn't happening, Most relationships were a couple months. 6 was really long. 99% ended amiably.

 

With the kids grown and stable this is the first and best relationship I've ever been in and would never **** it up. We have many common interests and values and a nice life. You never stop checking out hot women, it's biological, but actually seeking sex out from outside my marriage would just never happen. It's like doing LSD, it was fun and exciting and cool and all, but I've been there and done that. To ouch drama and problems that go along with it.

What did I do to deserve that?

[Napa Lite 3,278]

Nice apartments are overrated.

 

Condos suck because you're at the will of the HOA which I've never heard a good thing about.

[Iphonenkinder 558]

Tilt,

 

Point Dume or Zuma--if you want to stay closer to Santa Monica, then I recommend Venice.

 

Align yourself with Venice Alehouse (maybe it's Venice Brewery?) and head out. It's something about where the breaks are, the water quality is pretty decent there.

[InternetExplorer 2,609]

Condos suck because you're at the will of the HOA which I've never heard a good thing about.

the drawback I've heard about condo HOAs--and maybe this is something that affects houses in certain neighborhoods too--is that you have to keep way more cash on hand to eat whatever they decide to spend

 

I feel like some of the hate for HOAs is undeserved. to some extent, it's putting a face to the random shit that happens to a house, e.g. siding has to be replaced.

[David_Sklansky 1,903]

...it's been a long, loooooong time since i've actually asked anyone on a date so I'm not sure what the protocols are anymore

 

It's been a while for me too, but even before I stopped trying to sleep with everyone, I stopped asking people on dates, because I'm fragile and feel like a doofus saying, "you wanna go out?" I prefer to convert an activity into a date by trying to sleep with someone toward the end of it. If it goes south, only the end of it is uncomfortable. If a date goes south, almost the whole thing might be weird.

[frautotenkinder 1,025]

I am confused on the dating thing. Is your maybe date the 10 year old or?

 

Either way it is obviously a date. He's just waiting on the third date to close the deal.

 

No, I am not trying to date a 10 year old. The guy I like in Chicago is 3 years younger than me. The Back to the Future guy is about 10 years younger than me, though. I decided it was not a date.

btw vodka + clementine izze is dangerous. can't even taste the booze and i put in a a full two oz+ to 8 oz of mix.

 

Did you try anything with grapefruit soda? The clementine izze and san pellegrino is very very good. I think the blood orange san pellegrino is too sweet.

 

really hot chicks generally charge 50% of your assets

 

Not always.