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you are or you aren't, where's the probably come in?

 

edit: did you think we were going to sit here and guess what you're doing? the ego on this guy.

 

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you are or you aren't, where's the probably come in?

 

edit: did you think we were going to sit here and guess what you're doing? the ego on this guy.

 

Yes, the nerve thinking it is all about me. I meant if I happen to be flipping through channels I may pause on soccer, but I'm not going out of my way to look for it.

 

At the casino, where I'm a cool guy.

 

Nice. My wife and I talked about going tomorrow but I think we will probably go to the beach instead.

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Yes, the nerve thinking it is all about me. I meant if I happen to be flipping through channels I may pause on soccer, but I'm not going out of my way to look for it.

 

 

 

Nice. My wife and I talked about going tomorrow but I think we will probably go to THE BEACH instead.

 

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gonna try a drink experiment tonight.

 

vodka with izze soda's. I have green apple, clementine, blackberry, peach, and pomegranate.

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Nice. My wife and I talked about going tomorrow but I think we will probably go to the beach instead.

 

I've been watching as much soccer as convienent. At work, on Univision (I love), at work lunches, and whatever's on network on the weekends.

 

Tilt, what beach? I'm in Glendale today for a 10 year olds birthday party, and then a screening of Back to the Future at the Ace Hotel tonight. I'm wavering on if tonight is a date or not.

 

Yes date--he asked me, and it's his birthday weekend.

 

No date--he asked on Wednesday, and on previous outings has not made a move.

 

 

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No date--he asked on Wednesday, and on previous outings has not made a move.

 

I don't understand the thought process that leads to "non-date" from "asked on Wednesday." To me this would tend to lean toward "yes date" because he built time. if he asked on friday, that's a last minute "hey wanna hang out this weekend because i don't have plans" thing.

 

granted, it's been a long, loooooong time since i've actually asked anyone on a date so I'm not sure what the protocols are anymore.

 

maybe huey lewis tunes get him hot...

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Hank, I don't like that your girl pointed out that "all we did was talk and eat" right out of the gate.

 

 

I couldn't lodge that complaint on FB, obv

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Backhanded compliment alert.

 

 

Although, Maybe she meant that "we just talked and ate for the entire two hours" like that was a fun thing.

 

 

SHE CAN EAT THIS!!!! :pointstowardscrotch:

 

 

Hank can do this. WE can do this

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And I can't believe you're a white guy from Nebraska and not an r&b singer with a name like that.

 

Too funny. When we talked about doing FB on PM, he told me his name and I searched for it. I immediately felt bad about every black joke and times I wrote "colored"

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at first i was little thrown too. but she mentioned yesterday hubs was pretty insecure. at first she wasn't even going to mention she met up with me to him but she was honest and he immediately started in with the suspicous type shit. asking if I was an ex-bf yada yada. so i think it was little of her covering herself. we were at the restaurant for a good 2 hours and she was shocked at long it was because it didn't feel like it. so i'm thinking it was mostly like "wow i can't believe we just sat there and talked for 2 hours!"

 

much like brv, that's what i believe and i shan't be swayed from the path!

 

the most common supposition is pornstar.

 

humorous anecdote:

 

when i was in my early 20s i was in a dart league at a friend's bar. mostly artists, musicians, and the like. one guy was an art professor at the college and i signed up for his course to fill an elective. first day during roll call when he called my name and i replied "here," he announced to the class: "now there's a porn star name if I've ever heard one."

 

Hank can do this. WE can do this

 

maybe!

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Married huh?!! If he's that insecure, you have to do her. Would he rather be suspicious or right? Do it for him.

 

You should have her tell him that you came out to her. I saw the pic, it's believable

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Married huh?!! If he's that insecure, you have to do her. Would he rather be suspicious or right? Do it for him.

 

You should have her tell him that you came out to her. I saw the pic, it's believable

 

yeah, married. things aren't good from what she's said. basically the same scenario as my last fwb.

 

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But the little girl understand

 

 

 

funny you would say that about the picture. that was kinda my thought.

 

 

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Bought some thick ass pork chops, dredged them in flour and egg wash then panko bread crumbed em. Backed for 45 min. Made some sweet ass mashed potatoes and some corn on the cob. Solid dinner

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Can't beat a $400 win.

 

 

Have you considered investing $200 of that profit into a beej from the local jerk joint? It really would help

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Hank, help him out.

 

 

Or, just check a sports page. Any place that has "models". Oh wait, you live in the shitty ass conservative Midwest. I don't know

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I've been watching as much soccer as convienent. At work, on Univision (I love), at work lunches, and whatever's on network on the weekends.

 

Tilt, what beach? I'm in Glendale today for a 10 year olds birthday party, and then a screening of Back to the Future at the Ace Hotel tonight. I'm wavering on if tonight is a date or not.

 

Yes date--he asked me, and it's his birthday weekend.

 

No date--he asked on Wednesday, and on previous outings has not made a move.

 

I'm not sure. Venice is so good for people watching that it's hard to beat so maybe there. Suggestions?

 

I am confused on the dating thing. Is your maybe date the 10 year old or?

 

Either way it is obviously a date. He's just waiting on the third date to close the deal.

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Hank, help him out.

 

 

Or, just check a sports page. Any place that has "models". Oh wait, you live in the shitty ass conservative Midwest. I don't know

 

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you can't rush a miracle folks

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