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According to the link Ron posted the US average is 5.5". I've seen 5.5 - 6.5 on other sites so...yeah.

 

My wife just rolls her eyes at me if I mention wishing I were bigger. She reluctantly measured me once then said "There, now you know so stop whinin about it already.

 

Besides, I haven't been with a lot of girls but the ones I've been with, including my wife, the vag feels firm around a finger so I don't think it takes more than average to satisfy most women.

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According to the link Ron posted the US average is 5.5". I've seen 5.5 - 6.5 on other sites so...yeah.

 

My wife just rolls her eyes at me if I mention wishing I were bigger. She reluctantly measured me once then said "There, now you know so stop whining about it already.

 

Besides, I haven't been with a lot of girls but the ones I've been with, including my wife, the vag feels firm around a finger so I don't think it takes more than average to satisfy most women.

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having a big penis used to be seen as a sign that you were dumb/barbaric/whatever. that's why the idealized stuff you see from ancient greece is not usually well-endowed. for example...

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riace_bronzes

 

I'm not sure if the imagery from pompeii with the god of fertility was a shift from this thinking, or what.

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when i was in my 20s i met a really hot girl through a friend of mine. was kinda makin a move on her and then he mentioned it wouldn't go anywhere. she was molested by her uncle at a young age. doctor screwed up sewing her up and now nothing much bigger than a finger could enter. she pretty much decided to be nonsexual because of it.

 

This is one of those stories you hear in your 20s, and believe it, and then later in life realize that what has been described is almost assuredly not true.

 

THIS is a subject I hope Frau decides to chime in on. It would be nice to get a womans perspective.

 

Thanks! This is coming from a sex positive place in my heart--you guys are homoerotic. Have you checked this out?

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God dammit Frau!

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As a Top 10%'er in physical size man with a bottom 10%'er size dong that is basically an oversized clitoris, I routinely disappoint women in this regard.

 

 

 

 

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Scram is the man. One of the last true FCP legends, in my eyes. It's good to see him getting over his hipster Sick Thread aversion. It took me a long time too, but it's the only game in town.

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Working in car dealerships for 28 years there were always the guys that loved to talk endlessly about sex and the opposite full of guilt induced privacy. One guy I have known for years was pretty much addicted to the subject and I often told him he needed to broaden his horizons. As a guy that probably got more ass than the lot if you combined I'm always torn discussing this subject. Probably my own Catholic guilt and using my real name pretty much prevented it. I am not objecting to the talk, nor do I find it terribly interesting or funny (except the flip hole stuff).

 

For the record I am on the bigger side and a girl one gasped and called it "perfect".

 

I guess it's true that the older you get you never stop thinking about it, but sex would lower on my list of priorities these days. Too many hot chicks just came with too much baggage and drama and problems.

 

So I'm kind of mix on the subject between Mex and Speedz Jewish grandma encouraging you to find a "nice girl". Probably one that gives a hell of a blowjob though.

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Rando would much rather go antiquing these days.

 

 

That's not age, that's called being in the relationship too long.

 

 

I'd bet dollars that a new, younger girl would most definitely light Rando's pilot light

 

 

There is no substitute for a new hand down your pants for the first time

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I know I ain't anything more than average. I probably was far too self conscious about it in my 20s which led to no confidence to close the deal on several occasions. I stopped caring eventually. As long as you effectively use the hands and mouth and get a little rough, the women finish and they don't give a rip about your size. While I love me some porn, it definitely aids in making the majority of men self conscious about their size.

 

New pssy is the best. Especially because in the beginning, women trap you by pulling out their nasty tricks which ultimately go away once they lock you in.

 

Except for the girl I'm dating again. It's the one I was serious about last fall. We slowly started talking again and were getting back to being serious again. But she keeps getting freakier and more adventurous. And she keeps proving that she LOVES giving head and swallowing. She has no reason to keep up the charade if she didn't like it.

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Got up this morning (9:45) and biked 4+ miles, for the first time in a while. We biked to the bagel place. Now we gotta bike back. Ughh. Going up the bridge street crossover, wow, shoulda walked the bike up. That was a climb. I gotta get back to exercising every day.

 

Like Nick Hawk from Gigolos says, I gotta break a sweat six days a week.

 

 

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As ...a man with a basically an oversized clitoris...

 

This is the day the thread finally came together and the internet monkeys typed Shakespeare. Combine Scram's passion for eugenics, and whatever half-assed business plan you all have going.

 

BAM. Sell the genetic code for an over-sized clitoris to prospective parents.

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Don't watch soccer.

 

Supposed to be 95 here today but it's already 90. Kind of saps the motivation to leave the house/AC.

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Watched it at the bar while having lunch with some friends. Pretty cool goal. Also, the friend I was eating with, his good friend from high school is currently leading the Travelers Championship. Small world.

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I agree that the World Cup, when watched at a bar with a bunch of crazies is a great time. But I'm probably not sitting at home on the couch watching.

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I agree that the World Cup, when watched at a bar with a bunch of crazies is a great time. But I'm probably not sitting at home on the couch watching.

you are or you aren't, where's the probably come in?

 

edit: did you think we were going to sit here and guess what you're doing? the ego on this guy.

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I'll watch the USA game at home, well, most of it.

 

 

But then again, I may hit someplace for dinner tomorrow at around 5pmish, coincidentally, America plays at 5:30. Pitcher me

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