Napa Lite 3,278 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 YEAH WE GOT IT 2 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Oh no you don't. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Two of them? I'm definitely gonna get one of them. Unfortunately.... Wait, is it salary or commish? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 well you tell "legal" that I'll take him out and get him laid...or at least get his penis touched* that's a contract. you can't take that back. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 So Napa is starting a flip hole recycling company and you're all jumping in already? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 rent a hole. we bring the hole to you. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Regarding the dryer sheets They are a necessity. I buy the perfume free/dye free version, because why would I want to smell like a chem flower? I don't insist on them for any wrinkling issues, I like them for the softness--especially for my bath towels. Soft. Napa, going to that concert is the most awesome thing I've heard in a while. I'll be seeing EMA in a couple of weeks, and I'm thinking about picking up a ticket for ****Buttons. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Regarding the dryer sheets They are a necessity. I buy the perfume free/dye free version, because why would I want to smell like a chem flower? I don't insist on them for any wrinkling issues, I like them for the softness--especially for my bath towels. Soft. Napa, going to that concert is the most awesome thing I've heard in a while. I'll be seeing EMA in a couple of weeks, and I'm thinking about picking up a ticket for ****Buttons. Yeah, lol at the guys discussing something they obviously know nothing about. My wife won't let me near the laundry. They should stick to their own expertise, flip-holes! Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Friday bitches! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Friday bitches! Yeah it is. And casual Friday at that, no suffocating neck tie today. Gonna try to hit the casino tonight and tomorrow. Double the fun. Probably get Quiznos on the way tonight. There's only one or two left open in all KC and it's right on my way to the casino. That's good luck right there. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 sorry, you didn't pass the background check. legal wouldn't sign off on you. There is a big difference between being "wanted" and "wanted for questioning." 2 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Napa, if you end up going to that show, here is a tip I just thought of: use grape- or strawberry-flavored phillies or w/e to wrap your blunts. When in Rome, smoke like the Romans. And in this case, the Romans like their wrappers to taste like the fruit soda at an MLK-side BBQ stand. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 I don't smoke, but I'll keep that in mind. Maybe I can befriend a Black by having a supply of them on me. Speaking of...not only did they add a Friday show they added a Sunday show. So now what was supposed to be "THE Atlanta show" is now the middle act. I'm not happy. The struggle is real. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 That would be irritiating. Effed the fast people in the Bhole. Devalued their asset. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 If you have weed at a concert, you have friends. Smoking with weird strangers is the most fun thing about concerts. And if they are super black strangers, it's that much funnier. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 That would be irritiating. Effed the fast people in the Bhole. Devalued their asset. I suspect they don't really like people scalping anyway, so probably not a worry for them. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Oh, for sure. But now he's the middle child. You'd always rather be first or last. Kind of like with women 1 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 As a longstanding pedophile, I still am not into virgins. A few years ago I got a BJ from a girl who had never given one, and it was worse than the one my first girlfriend gave me in HS. I'd rather have a 29y/o waitress who I know has seen things. Maybe like one of those Purity Ball girls would be a funny story, but I don't have the ambition to deal with that kind of thing at this point in my life. Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 355 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 I think these recreational marijuana stores in Colorado could make a fortune by combining vending and gambling. Imagine a slot-like machine where you inserted a $10 bill and pulled a lever. The vast majority of the time you got a $5 joint but from time to time, you got something actually worth $10. Maybe an edible. The 'jackpot' would be a whole ounce of Sour Diesel would just drop from the damn machine right there. Every poor SOB with $10 left in his pocket and no concept of probability would pay into that machine praying for the big score but absent that, at least he gets a joint out of the deal. In the meantime, for every jackpot you paid off, you'd rake in thousands of extra profit. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 I'm with you Sklansky, I've been saying that for years on here, contrary to my joke above. I will take the "slut" over the naive virgin 100 times out of 100. We've had debates on here before (usually after seeing a super pretty porn star) about that subject. Say you're dating this girl, super pretty, fun, smart (enough) and just an all around good time. She loves you, takes good care of you, the whole nine. You've been dating 6 months or a year exclusively. Now, you come to find out that 3 years ago, she did porn. Do you stay with her and ignore it? Or do you break up with her? If you stay with her, how raunchy does the porn have to be before you just can't stay? Black guy gang bangs? Bukkake? Pissing? Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 I don't think I'd have a problem with it. I don't think I could handle dating someone who's currently doing porn though. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 That's a good call. Currently in the biz is probably tough. I mean, those dudes pack some hogs that even Strat would envy. That's intimidating. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 I meet a girl that's done watersports porn I'm putting a ring on it 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 On her dick? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 My penis is way to small to date a girl who has done porn. I'd like put it in the past and just have fun but I would always feel inadequate, always feel like she was longing for a real man every time I was near or in her. Hell I feel that way around girls who haven't done porn. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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