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Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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So Napa is starting a flip hole recycling company and you're all jumping in already?

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Regarding the dryer sheets

 

They are a necessity. I buy the perfume free/dye free version, because why would I want to smell like a chem flower? I don't insist on them for any wrinkling issues, I like them for the softness--especially for my bath towels. Soft.

 

 

Napa, going to that concert is the most awesome thing I've heard in a while. I'll be seeing EMA in a couple of weeks, and I'm thinking about picking up a ticket for ****Buttons.

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Regarding the dryer sheets

 

They are a necessity. I buy the perfume free/dye free version, because why would I want to smell like a chem flower? I don't insist on them for any wrinkling issues, I like them for the softness--especially for my bath towels. Soft.

 

 

Napa, going to that concert is the most awesome thing I've heard in a while. I'll be seeing EMA in a couple of weeks, and I'm thinking about picking up a ticket for ****Buttons.

 

Yeah, lol at the guys discussing something they obviously know nothing about. My wife won't let me near the laundry. They should stick to their own expertise, flip-holes!

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Friday bitches!

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Friday bitches!

 

Yeah it is. And casual Friday at that, no suffocating neck tie today.

 

Gonna try to hit the casino tonight and tomorrow. Double the fun. Probably get Quiznos on the way tonight. There's only one or two left open in all KC and it's right on my way to the casino. That's good luck right there.

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Napa, if you end up going to that show, here is a tip I just thought of: use grape- or strawberry-flavored phillies or w/e to wrap your blunts. When in Rome, smoke like the Romans. And in this case, the Romans like their wrappers to taste like the fruit soda at an MLK-side BBQ stand.

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I don't smoke, but I'll keep that in mind. Maybe I can befriend a Black by having a supply of them on me.

 

 

Speaking of...not only did they add a Friday show they added a Sunday show. So now what was supposed to be "THE Atlanta show" is now the middle act. I'm not happy. The struggle is real.

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As a longstanding pedophile, I still am not into virgins. A few years ago I got a BJ from a girl who had never given one, and it was worse than the one my first girlfriend gave me in HS. I'd rather have a 29y/o waitress who I know has seen things. Maybe like one of those Purity Ball girls would be a funny story, but I don't have the ambition to deal with that kind of thing at this point in my life.

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I think these recreational marijuana stores in Colorado could make a fortune by combining vending and gambling.

 

Imagine a slot-like machine where you inserted a $10 bill and pulled a lever.

 

The vast majority of the time you got a $5 joint but from time to time, you got something actually worth $10. Maybe an edible. The 'jackpot' would be a whole ounce of Sour Diesel would just drop from the damn machine right there. Every poor SOB with $10 left in his pocket and no concept of probability would pay into that machine praying for the big score but absent that, at least he gets a joint out of the deal.

 

In the meantime, for every jackpot you paid off, you'd rake in thousands of extra profit.

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I'm with you Sklansky, I've been saying that for years on here, contrary to my joke above. I will take the "slut" over the naive virgin 100 times out of 100.

 

 

We've had debates on here before (usually after seeing a super pretty porn star) about that subject. Say you're dating this girl, super pretty, fun, smart (enough) and just an all around good time. She loves you, takes good care of you, the whole nine. You've been dating 6 months or a year exclusively. Now, you come to find out that 3 years ago, she did porn. Do you stay with her and ignore it? Or do you break up with her?

 

If you stay with her, how raunchy does the porn have to be before you just can't stay? Black guy gang bangs? Bukkake? Pissing?

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My penis is way to small to date a girl who has done porn. I'd like put it in the past and just have fun but I would always feel inadequate, always feel like she was longing for a real man every time I was near or in her. Hell I feel that way around girls who haven't done porn.

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