Napa Lite 3,278 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I just don't need him knowing I have a fake super vagina. You guys it's OK. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Orrrrrrrrr, you could buy another and sell one to him at a DRAMATIC markup. Tpmm Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I'm too scared to buy one because it's hard enough to date as a single dad and I don't want to end up falling in love with my flip hole and dying alone. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I feel like this thread has really jumped the shark over the past week or so. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,902 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I'm too scared to buy one because it's hard enough to date as a single dad and I don't want to end up falling in love with my flip hole and dying alone. You won't die alone. I'm sure your child will come around to condescend to you while troubleshooting your computer problems, your example. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,902 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Oh shit...you think old people are only pretending to not understand computers, because they are so starved for attention from young people? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I feel like this thread has really jumped the shark over the past week or so. Well...bye. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,902 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Hey, Cobalt, if you are still interested in a toy to enjoy with your wife, this one has proven popular: http://www.pinkcherry.com/entice-emma-vibrating-remote-****-ring-in-purple. Cockrings are fun, and make your orgasms feel king of weird and cool. Edit: FCP doesn't like the word "****." Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 The girl I'm kinda dating has casually mentioned cockings recently Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 The girl I'm kinda dating has casually mentioned cockings recently That's gotta be intimidating. Interesting, yes scary Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Yes, I'm watching Tombstone now. And in about two hours I'll be googling which guns Doc Holliday used and trying to find reasonable replicas. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Bry seems like an Ol' Ironsides type of guy Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Yes, I'm watching Tombstone now. And in about two hours I'll be googling which guns Doc Holliday used and trying to find reasonable replicas. The ole six shooters. Remove the trigger guards for faster drawing. Napa, in love with your flip hole, how lewd. Napa, got him a flip hole. He'll be as big as San Francisco in no time, and just as sophisticated. Sklansky and Shake, a pair of fellow sophisticates. Shake, love the suited slam. Delayed validation. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 866 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Gf gave me a cockring but I haven't used it yet. I'm kinda worried it'll tangle in a random/stray hair I missed trimming tilty. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Ronnie, what an ugly thing to say...does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know, Ronnie, if I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it. Oh, Tilty, I forgot you were there. You may go now. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 With your new purchase, I think you really are gonna skin that smokewagon. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Gf gave me a cockring but I haven't used it yet. I'm kinda worried it'll tangle in a random/stray hair I missed trimming tilty. You've named your penis Tilty? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I'm sure I've mentioned it but I've watched Tombstone no less than 200 times. During my Circuit City days, we had it on laser disc (2 discs actually) playing on repeat on the 80" projection tv in front of my section for about a year straight. I used to know every single word, eye twitch and movement. That and a dollar gets you a soda Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I have never seen Wyatt Earp...is it worth watching? I just love Tombstone so much I'd hate for it to be tangentially ruined because I watched an inferior movie. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 It's a more serious movie, less cheese Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,902 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I'm sure I've mentioned it but I've watched Tombstone no less than 200 times. During my Circuit City days, we had it on laser disc (2 discs actually) playing on repeat on the 80" projection tv in front of my section for about a year straight. I used to know every single word, eye twitch and movement. That and a dollar gets you a soda 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I have never seen Wyatt Earp...is it worth watching? I just love Tombstone so much I'd hate for it to be tangentially ruined because I watched an inferior movie. yes it's worth it. but i would allow a decent interval between tombstone and view wyatt earp. as ronald suggested it is a more serious piece. less about being entertaining but more an examination of the myth and legend that surrounds the historical figure. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 How much play does Doc get? He's my favorite. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Sklansky. I can't express to you how much I felt ripped off when I saw the Smart Tech scenes in 40YOV. I worked at CC from 93-98 and it was similar. We even had a foul mouthed old Indian guy named Raj, I shit you not. I used to call him a "son of a motherless goat". 2 Link to post Share on other sites
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