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The key to anal, which is hard to accomplish, is you gotta do it porn style, which is having the girl do an enema before your session, then have her shower up good. Smooth sailing from there.

 

 

Or just bang 13 year old girls with some wd-40

 

 

You don't know Sklansky, tilty's wife may have had 2 c-sections.

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Human genitals have failed us.

 

Let's face it, vaginas feel like trash. You know it, I know it...

 

Sex acts are fun with other people, and preferable overall IMO, but as far as what hole physically feels better on your dick...vaginas are kind of old school.

 

It's a poor artist who blames the medium.

 

 

 

I saw Bridget Everett a couple of weeks ago in concert. Most of her act is about sex and power, and she talks dirty really well. She said putting your fingers in a pussy is like sliding them into a stick of room temperature butter. And everyone likes a pat of butter.

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Finger paints are inherently a worse medium than oil painting. I like to dabble in a lot of things, and had my vagina phase like Kandinsky had his water color phase. Unlike oil paints, though, clean up with the flip hole is a snap.

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Hilarious.

 

 

What if Dutch is just a crazy person that is trolling you all with the flip hole?

 

 

What's wrong with the hand? C'mon man.

 

Awesome that you guys bought one thought. Too funny

 

winners don't work with their hands. i mean, even chimps use tools dude.

 

The flip hole doesn't feel like a vagina at all. Fleshlight offers models that are supposed to simulate vaginas, anuses, mouths/throats. Not sure if they do so accurately or not, and I'm not sure why I'd want them to do so.

 

Human genitals have failed us. Science has brought us materials and shapes and suction control beyond the abilities of what god herself gave us. You ever try an app where like the clock is analog, a calendar makes you switch pages between months or weeks, or a file system has to look like a physical bookshelf or something? There is no reason to put false limitations on a new technology just because we fear the pleasure it might bring.

 

Let's face it, vaginas feel like trash. You know it, I know it...gay people figured it out years ago. I mean, the Flip Hole has a button that works as a donkey punch, but where no one gets hurt. At least I hope no one gets hurt. I haven't tried applying maximum pressure.

 

Sex acts are fun with other people, and preferable overall IMO, but as far as what hole physically feels better on your dick...vaginas are kind of old school.

 

the fleshlight i have doesn't feel like a vagina but it's miles ahead of one's own hand. the art to proper fleshlight usage is mastery of the suction control cap. knowing when, and more importantly how, to efficiently tighten the cap makes a load of difference.

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Man.... that was a quick katchup

 

 

 

 

 

 

Skimmed the last two and couldnt bring myself to go back any further....

 

 

 

 

 

All me needed right there

 

 

 

 

 

Earlier in the week I was a-mindin my own bidness playing around in the machine shop when I made a minor earth shattering discovery. No, a six jaw metal lathe chuck feels nothing like a vagina..... even with generous amounts of tapping fluid. Please leave the basement once in a while fellers. Anyway...... (shakes head to remove the previous unpleasant thought)...... the project at hand was joining two pieces of metal

 

 

 

 

 

Lotsa options there..... bolts.... weld. Pats of cold butte..... damn. Its a goddamn virus this place is. None suitable for an electrolysis rick playground like the saline rich environment like the ocean floor though, huh?

 

 

 

 

BUT.... ten degrees warmer, ya know.... it also has to be quick detach. Remotely. Insert vision of the "thinker" statue with a beer in his hand here....

 

 

 

 

 

I did it. Two pieces of metal joined together as strong as a single piece that can be released with a simple flipo-tha-switch. And giggleface no its not magnetic. Heat baby. You friction makers out there know all about that

 

 

 

 

 

 

Its patent time once again. Lets all hope it follows one of the first Beanstein inventions and changes the world in a positive way like those canoflagues did so very long ago...

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Man.... that was a quick katchup

 

 

 

 

 

 

Skimmed the last two and couldnt bring myself to go back any further....

 

 

 

 

 

All me needed right there

 

 

 

 

 

Earlier in the week I was a-mindin my own bidness playing around in the machine shop when I made a minor earth shattering discovery. No, a six jaw metal lathe chuck feels nothing like a vagina..... even with generous amounts of tapping fluid. Please leave the basement once in a while fellers. Anyway...... (shakes head to remove the previous unpleasant thought)...... the project at hand was joining two pieces of metal

 

 

 

 

 

Lotsa options there..... bolts.... weld. Pats of cold butte..... damn. Its a goddamn virus this place is. None suitable for an electrolysis rick playground like the saline rich environment like the ocean floor though, huh?

 

 

 

 

BUT.... ten degrees warmer, ya know.... it also has to be quick detach. Remotely. Insert vision of the "thinker" statue with a beer in his hand here....

 

 

 

 

 

I did it. Two pieces of metal joined together as strong as a single piece that can be released with a simple flipo-tha-switch. And giggleface no its not magnetic. Heat baby. You friction makers out there know all about that

 

 

 

 

 

 

Its patent time once again. Lets all hope it follows one of the first Beanstein inventions and changes the world in a positive way like those canoflagues did so very long ago...

 

Handcuffs?

 

The 4 year old grandson came up on Father's Day and has a typical non-stop motor set in play at a high gear. I had gotten him about 10 of those little balsa wood planes that kept him and most of the guys busy throughout the day. Worked better than a video game. Put a hula hoop in the backyard and had them aim from the top deck.

 

I'll save the Estes rockets for another day.

 

Can't believe you inconsiderate bastards didn't ask why the doctor told me to stop masturbating....

 

 

 

....said it was distracting him.

 

 

Badaboom!

 

 

 

 

 

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so strat, you like stocks right. put all your money in this flip hole thing. don't ask questions, just take my word for it.

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so strat, you like stocks right. put all your money in this flip hole thing. don't ask questions, just take my word for it.

I'm afraid to google it at work to figure out who makes it and whether it's public.

 

let's be real it's probably not public. and I have to disclose everything I buy, so if it's like japsextoyco...

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I'm glad everyone is having a good time with their masturbation sleeves.

 

I'm curious to hear a comparrision, from someone who has been using the Fleshlight. I really want to try this one, but I'm worried I can't be happy now without the controls of the Flip Hole.

 

http://www.amazon.com/Fleshlight-Flight-Travel-Friendly-Masturbator/dp/B0084A8QMC

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