SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 i was looking at the sasha grey model pocket pussy. for ten bucks it looks like a hell of a deal. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 i was looking at the sasha grey model pocket pussy. for ten bucks it looks like a hell of a deal. Cleaning and drying will be an issue, and they won't last long enough for it to save you any money, even ignoring that it won't feel as good. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 you're underestimating how quickly i can finish. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 you're underestimating how quickly i can finish. It's not about wearing it out (you won't last 15 minutes in the flip hole), it's about it being a narrow tube that will develop a smell from the bacteria you miss and the water that doesn't dry. That's why the flip hole is such a great design, it flips open for cleaning and drying. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Hey Shake do you clap along with Pharrell? Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 A friend of mine finally got his up to several several thousands back from the FTP closure four years ago. He is ecstatic, to say the least. I'd like to hear more about this. Can you hang out with this guy instead of going to crappy bachelor parties? FTK, I could probably reconstruct your facial bones like an anthropologist giving a "Mummies are attractive lecture." I got a little turned on up there. I started thinking about donating my organ to David_Sklansky full disclosure, not trying to be creepy or funny. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 That seems insane. A brand new college grad over you and your experience. Either your work is awful or something stinks in VA. Well, besides the majority of VA Suited, I did not. It was highly uneventful. I did start watching Orphan Black. Two eps in and I really like it. Plus, lead gets pretty bare assed in first ep. Always a plus You'll like Orphan Black. Especially season 1, mostly for Tatianna. She's amazing. Second season has been okay, but unfortunately the novelty of how amazing she is in all those roles has worn off a little bit, and the story has become more important, which isn't its strong suit, but she does continue to look/act amazing. I want to get a tablet for home and travel use. Internet, movies/videos, apps etc... Currently looking at the Galaxy Tab Pro 8.4". I'm thinking it's a good compromise between the 7", which my wife has and is kind of a pain for reading articles online and the 10" which is larger than I'd really like to have to carry around. $329 on Amazon and good reviews on the Galaxy Pro from what I've seen but I'm wondering if any of you have an opinion on this or similar tablets I should be looking at. Disclaimer: There is almost zero chance that I will purchase an Ipad. I recently got the wife a Galaxy Tab 3. It's our first tablet, and I've yet to give Apple a dime of money in my lifetime, so I wasn't going to get an ipad. However, I've also never harbored any illusions that the ipad is the best tablet out there. Most of my Apple hate stems from itunes. Anyways, the Tab 3 is fine, but it's definitely slower than other stuff out there. I don't know the specs on the 4, but if they made it faster, I've always liked the Android phones I've had, minus all the pre-loaded shit. You should probably get an ipad, but if you're up for messing around a bit, you could probably get 2 or 3 similar sized tablets for the same price and see which you one you liked the best, and then pretend you didn't suck. Sorry, kinda lost it there. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 napa: id glide sklansky: i've been pretty content with the fleshlight. your endorsement of the flip has me intrigued but i'm concerned b/c i've had girth issues with sleeves before. shake: ask this clueless twit of a manager what skills you need to be working on now to be considered for the next open slot at the level of the current one. it would signify your intent and put them on the spot as to why they aren't considering you now. frau: don't let strat freak out you enough to stop posting. he's not going to lower you a basket of lotion or anything. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 I don't want to say how much because I don't know, doesn't REALLY matter. He was actually fairly lucky in that he was regularly taking money offline before it all went down and probably had like half of his bankroll offline. Plus him and his wife are pretty successful, so it wasn't a crisis that he didn't have this money for four years like it was for a lot of players. I actually hang out with him semi-reguarly. I would consider him one of my best friends and he would make the groomsmen list if I were getting married. We were going to go golfing yesterday but couldn't get a tee time anywhere and tonight he had some work thing he had to deal with. Think we're going to go saturday if the weather is nice though. He's not one of my friends that we're going to go tear up the town together or anything though. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Hank - Grith issues? Good for you. Napa - getting a tee time on a Wednesday is an issue? Is this a cold weather state thing? I can always get a tee time. Thera - I have now heard the same critique about OB three times. Season 1, great, season 2, decent but not great. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Frau - Based on the outfits you've described, your walking and exercising habits, your dietary choices, I have a good idea what your panties smell like after a full, productive day. Sincerely, Strat (internetexplorer) 6 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 It is when you wait till the morning of one of the nicest days of the year and a lot of the courses that are not super out of the way for both of us had league. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Makes sense Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Frau - Based on the outfits you've described, your walking and exercising habits, your dietary choices, I have a good idea what your panties smell like after a full, productive day. Sincerely, Strat (internetexplorer) Annnddd he's back! True story: Monday I was leaving work, and held the elevator for the guy who I thought was gay but might not be gay. I said, "What floor?" as a joke, because he and I would only be taking this elevator to the first floor. He gave me a quick once over, and said, "First floor, ladies lingerie." I did not say anything and let the moment hang there. I mean, really, if that guy wants to be straight and say things like that, he better learn how to live with an awkward silence. By the time we got to the first floor he was twisting his torso and he couldn't stop mumbling. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 You realize he was paraphrasing an Aerosmith video, right? I would have followed up with nervous chatter, maybe even sang the referenced song "Love in an elevator" Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 WD 40 is NOT lubricant. It displaces water. IF you have some crusty cum on your ****, it would be useful getting it off. But it won't lubricate shit. From http://wd40.com/abou...ends-fun-facts/ Myth: WD-40 Multi-Use Product is not really a lubricant. Fact: While the “W-D” in WD-40 stands for Water Displacement, WD-40 Multi-Use Product is a unique, special blend of lubricants. The product’s formulation also contains anti-corrosion agents and ingredients for penetration, water displacement and soil removal. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 WD 40 is NOT lubricant. It displaces water. IF you have some crusty cum on your ****, it would be useful getting it off. But it won't lubricate shit. Hank - Grith issues? Good for you. i'm sure it was less about me than the chinese manufacturer having a wildly different concept of "average" but we'll compare sometime just increase our sample size of size You realize he was paraphrasing an Aerosmith video, right? I would have followed up with nervous chatter, maybe even sang the referenced song "Love in an elevator" and nobody wants that. From http://wd40.com/abou...ends-fun-facts/ Myth: WD-40 Multi-Use Product is not really a lubricant. Fact: While the “W-D” in WD-40 stands for Water Displacement, WD-40 Multi-Use Product is a unique, special blend of lubricants. The product’s formulation also contains anti-corrosion agents and ingredients for penetration, water displacement and soil removal. what the word of some internet dude with a large cranium isn't good enough for you mr. fact checker? Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 You'll like Orphan Black. Especially season 1, mostly for Tatianna. She's amazing. Second season has been okay, but unfortunately the novelty of how amazing she is in all those roles has worn off a little bit, and the story has become more important, which isn't its strong suit, but she does continue to look/act amazing. I recently got the wife a Galaxy Tab 3. It's our first tablet, and I've yet to give Apple a dime of money in my lifetime, so I wasn't going to get an ipad. However, I've also never harbored any illusions that the ipad is the best tablet out there. Most of my Apple hate stems from itunes. Anyways, the Tab 3 is fine, but it's definitely slower than other stuff out there. I don't know the specs on the 4, but if they made it faster, I've always liked the Android phones I've had, minus all the pre-loaded shit. You should probably get an ipad, but if you're up for messing around a bit, you could probably get 2 or 3 similar sized tablets for the same price and see which you one you liked the best, and then pretend you didn't suck. Sorry, kinda lost it there. I've been thinking of a tablet for a while and when I was in Northern CA I was chatting with one of my best friends from there when he mentioned he had recently bought the Tab 3. He absolutely loves it but he's also not a techy guy (neither am I truth be told but but he's really not a techy). I looked at the Tab 3 online and was scared off by the 7 inch display. My wife has the kindle fire with the 7 inch display and it's a pain in the ass to read online articles (sports and such) so want something larger. I have never owned an Apple product myself but my wife and kids use ipods exclusively. On the ipad issue, I'm not disputing that it very well may be the best out there, what I'm disputing is that it's worth twice the cost. I've said before, I'm pretty much a cheap SOB when it comes to buying something for myself. If my wife said she really wanted an Ipad for some reason I wouldn't blink at buying it for her. Also, there's a strong possibility that if I get the promotion the company will give me an ipad. I would probably still buy a tablet for my own (porn) use. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 napa: id glide sklansky: i've been pretty content with the fleshlight. your endorsement of the flip has me intrigued but i'm concerned b/c i've had girth issues with sleeves before. shake: ask this clueless twit of a manager what skills you need to be working on now to be considered for the next open slot at the level of the current one. it would signify your intent and put them on the spot as to why they aren't considering you now. frau: don't let strat freak out you enough to stop posting. he's not going to lower you a basket of lotion or anything. I-D Glide is good, as long as it's not too thin, gel, or oil based, should be good to go. You'd have girth problems. I actually don't have a recent or mean figure, but I'd guess I'm something like 6"x6", maybe a hair longer and a hair thinner on a good day, and when I force myself in, the sides of the sleeve jut out the sides of the case like it's going to pop, and I bottom out easily. This thing was made for Japanese penises, which I think is why someone with a smallish-average dick like mine appreciates it. The other colors aren't as Japanese, though, so you might have better luck with the white or silver or w/e. Which fleshlight do you have? I'm going to try the Flight with the tighter version of the Stoya Destroya in it. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 what the word of some internet dude with a large cranium isn't good enough for you mr. fact checker? When the door squeaks and I apply WD 40 the squeak stops. It doesn't stop squeaking because there was water in the hinge, it stops squeaking because the hinge is now lubricated. But I didn't figure the large cranium guy would be satisified with that reply. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 When my door squeaks, I apply cannabutter. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 I am the one who squeaks. 5 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 I'm something like 6"x6", does that mean if you put a string around your dick and then measured that string it would be six inches long? because i think i'm like 4. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 I-D Glide is good, as long as it's not too thin, gel, or oil based, should be good to go. You'd have girth problems. I actually don't have a recent or mean figure, but I'd guess I'm something like 6"x6", maybe a hair longer and a hair thinner on a good day, and when I force myself in, the sides of the sleeve jut out the sides of the case like it's going to pop, and I bottom out easily. This thing was made for Japanese penises, which I think is why someone with a smallish-average dick like mine appreciates it. The other colors aren't as Japanese, though, so you might have better luck with the white or silver or w/e. Which fleshlight do you have? I'm going to try the Flight with the tighter version of the Stoya Destroya in it. the clear one...I can't really remember what it was called. the woman i was fbuddies with bought it for me and i bought her a rabbit. ice maybe? I am the one who squeaks. i imagined walter saying this in his creepy yet earnest voice and had crazy giggling fit. thank you. Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 I have no idea how big I am. But I finish EVERY time so it's a moo point. iPads are awesome. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
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