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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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The DM I was training the last 3 days is from Arkansas. Big ole' farm grown boy. Bordered on inappropriateness multiple times a day. Today we were going to lunch and he mentioned a girls ass, mentioned in front of employees about how many asians were around the hotel/golf course he was staying at and followed it up with a "Tiger woods got all the asians to want to come to the US and play golf" "joke", started to say something about mexicans today....to a store full of mexicans....before I stopped him. Who hires these people?

 

The good news is he's off to Texas tomorrow.

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Not likely.

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Two things. One, if i call you, about s professional matter and you dont call me bwvk within 24 hours i should get to murder you. I wouldnt have called if i didnt need that info ASAP.

 

Two, my assistant just leaves papers on my desk with no note or email explaining them. S client calls and is like whats up with this, im like i havent seen it. And its buried under other papers and this moron didnt even tell me youd faxed it in. Bitch step into my offie cause youre motherfvcking fired.

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Basically she is my assistant, although i cannot fire her and im not listed as her suoervisor. But shr supports me and does thr tasks i assign her or that need to be done so i can make my approvals and such. But i guess technically she is not.

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my dad told me when he first started he had to fire his secretary. so he goes to the HR guy and is like i'm firing this lady, she's incompetent. HR guy tells him that she has never had a negative review in 15 years. she has now.

 

guy kept arguing. pops told him that they could keep paying her if they wanted too, but after friday she wouldn't be here anymore.

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Your pops had it going on. Cut to the chase, no BS, why prolong the situation if it's obvious it's not going to work? HR people are the antithesis of this.

 

 

Boss called today and said my raise had been adjusted up to 5.25%. Pro-ration since I hadn't had a raise since I started in October 2012, just before the previous review period. So that was kind of nice. Still about $1,500 less than I really wanted but I'll take it.

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Word.

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I'm going to see them dye the river green with the kids on Saturday. Other than that, nothing is happening.

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I'm thinking poker Saturday night. Sunday is supposed to be 90 degrees so I'm thinking I'll take the girls to the beach since the wife has to work.

 

One more day.

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god damn it these fucks and their lollygagging on sending me my 1099s. deadline was late february and here I sit with nothing. can't do my damn taxes because of approximately 20 dollars in taxable interest. lazy ass bitches.

 

so anyways, who files their taxes online? any site out there the best or just pick a random one?

 

 

 

I might go fishing tomorrow. haven't been in years other than the yearly camping trip. place I'm going is right down the road from that awesome bbq joint and the gas station with the great beer selection so that's part of what's encouraging me. though I really don't need to be spending that money. shit I need a better job.

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I have the business environment and concepts from 2012, wonder if that's held up? There's not a whole lot to it. I've seen those quiz apps on my iphone, I'll have to get them.

 

got a haircut today, girl that cut my hair looks exactly like bonnie rotten. i need a shower.

 

As long as you're not an inbred hillbilly from Virginia (sorry Sal) you'll be fine on BEC.

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