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Your perception of Iowa is the issue here. Iowa is far more hip than you could imagine, and I'm obviously talking about city centers here, not farmers.

 

Actually, the issue is your perception of everywhere else. Everywhere else is far more hip than you could imagine, because you're from Iowa.

 

That being said...I've been wanting to check out the museum and if it's cool I might get the pass for myself, because exposing myself to more art is something I want to do to further myself.

 

Art is a guy's name. Focus on exposing yourself to girls.

 

Ask her if she likes nirvana. If yes see how she feels about the rape me track. Make sure your tone sends the message.

 

No matter how she replies, respond enthusiastically "That's the spirit!"

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Actually, the issue is your perception of everywhere else. Everywhere else is far more hip than you could imagine, because you're from Iowa.

 

Dude. I ****ing live in Chicago.

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My day so far:

 

Pretty good morning sex. (Even I was pretty good. I guess masturbating more helps with stamina)

Stayed in bed till 10am

Hit golf balls

Jimmy John's lunch

Watched 3 episodes of Orange is the New Black. (I'm enjoying it)

Now I'm taking a bath

 

I picked up some Jack. I will enjoy a drink or three a little later. I need to rob a bank or something. This is the life. I know how, it's pretty easy

 

all i want to know is how to identify which bands have the dye packs. other than that i think i've got a solid plan.

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all i want to know is how to identify which bands have the dye packs. other than that i think i've got a solid plan.

 

I can write you 2000 words on bait money. That's the least of my worries.

 

Basically, just threaten the shit out of the tellers and say if someone gives you a dye pack, you're gonna come back and blow their fcking head off after it goes off. Tellers are instructed to only give it out if they feel comfortable about it. Strat should confirm this info

 

 

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I can write you 2000 words on bait money. That's the least of my worries.

 

Basically, just threaten the shit out of the tellers and say if someone gives you a dye pack, you're gonna come back and blow their fcking head off after it goes off. Tellers are instructed to only give it out if they feel comfortable about it. Strat should confirm this info

banks don't want to even hint that you should risk anything to protect their money. lawsuits. my bank didn't have the dye packs on their bait money but I have no doubt what you say is true. my bank's bait money had a strap from 2007 on it, meaning if you break that 20 strap and spend it, you're dumb.

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