Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Deuces is an offshoot of throwing up a peace sign, but since there are two fingers up, its deuces Pretty sure its of urban origin, but I've only seen fat puerto rican bitches that caused me headaches at my last job use it, and 30 something housewives trying to be cool. And now Iowa farmboys that want to be down with the bruthas Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 anyone i've seen touting "deuces" is a tool of the highest order. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Ocho, is your ass under control yet? Things calendar down, down there? Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 I'm trying to decide whether I should just go casual with a western shirt and jeans tonight ir do it up with a dress shirt and suit coat (with jeans still though). problem being is that the girlfriend is still out of town so I don't want to look TOO sexy and attract unwanted skank attention. which is still likely either way let's be honest. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 wait a minute, you have a girlfriend? thats awesome bro, welcome to the club. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 What is a "Western shirt"? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 NO. google tim riggins. that's exactly what I would look like. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 I got a question in an interview a week or two ago about a negative thing from my annual review. I blanked because the worst that was said about me in any category was "meets expectations." I think these people just don't believe me when I talk about what I have done with VBA. I have a copy of my annual review, and it absolutely talks about using VBA to eliminate work.... what if I just start bringing a copy to give to interviewers? That's what a letter of reference is for. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Isn't this just way more efficient? And more trustworthy? Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 what I mean by trustworthy is, it was vetted and signed off on by higher up people, it's an official statement by my current employer that they will have to justify raises against, etc. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Hey, at least you're not a bank teller all day, servicing the fcking dirt poor, illiterate masses of Central FL in the bank at the front of a scummy WalMart I'm about to lose my mind. People off and on vacation. Ughhhh Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Hey, at least you're not a bank teller all day, servicing the fcking dirt poor, illiterate masses of Central FL in the bank at the front of a scummy WalMart I'm about to lose my mind. People off and on vacation. Ughhhh I wasn't complaining, just brainstorming. My review is the absolute best and I can use it to differentiate myself from the tardos who lie on their resumes. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 jesus your bank is in a walmart? you better start sexually harrassing some more employees soon. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 that makes me sad ronny. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Each person is dumber than the last. Its horrifying And yes shake, the branch I manage, is an instore. Its interesting from afar but not so much when I'm on the front lines. Fortunately, i'm compensated decently. Not Tim Riggins western shirt money or anything, but still Thanks essay. You're a true braj. (Not really) i'd tell you to go out and party but I have never been a new years guy. Someone you know must be going to a party? What about your roomie? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 the roomie isn't doing anything either. the nye scene in KC is pretty weak. not worth a 100 bones to be crowded at a shitty bar. we might go see wolf of wall street actually. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Its a good movie. Long I wouldnt pay $100 to get into a bar, club or strip club. I drink them some profits Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 yeah its not worth it. the first two years of law school i went out and both times it was a nightmare. impossible to get to the bar because it was so packed and forget about a cab home. it was LITERALLY two of the worst nights of my going out life. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 I only did NYE in KC once. it was okay. so goddamn cold, bar was packed, but whatever. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Considering that its your life we're talking about, thats saying something I'm sure there are plenty of chill places to go. Maybe you should drive around at 1am offering $50 taxi rides to drunk bitches 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Considering that its your life we're talking about, thats saying something 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 I've had really good and bad NYE's. Best was by far NYC. Worst was one year in Ames. SA go get a bottle if something and get blacked out with your roommate at home. Drink the whole bite. Puke if you have to. It's good to do that every once in awhile. I've been driving in a light blizzard the past three hours. It was awful. Only one lane was really plowed. Technically went in the ditch one time when I was trying to pass a truck and they drifted into my line and I had to bail. Luckily it was a shallow ditch and I have four wheel drive. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Sometime more than 5 years ago, I drank a fifth of Jager at home on NYE while playing online poker. Had to work at 6 AM in the grocery store. Vomited once or twice. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 I've had really good and bad NYE's. Best was by far NYC. Worst was one year in Ames. Is there a gif that would say "least shocking statement ever made"? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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