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really making the most of that time off huh. way to go.

 

 

 

napa, you should probably have sex with another girl. show this one that you've got options. that will get her attention.

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Frau,

 

What's my next move with this girl? My text was basically saying it was good seeing you lsat night and thanking her for driving me home. No response. Do I just let this one go? Can I send a second text without having a response from her? Do i ask her girlfriend whom i'm friends with if she knows anything?

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They made us baked potatoes at work today and we all ate together in the conference room. I was late to the party and ended up sitting next to boss man. I just sat there the whole time worried that I reek of booze because I didn't shower and am wearing the same clothes I wore out last night. I'm so glad I turned 21 after they banned smoking in bars and never had to worry about if my clothes reeked of smoke.

Frau,

 

What's my next move with this girl? My text was basically saying it was good seeing you lsat night and thanking her for driving me home. No response. Do I just let this one go? Can I send a second text without having a response from her? Do i ask her girlfriend whom i'm friends with if she knows anything?

 

I think I'll need to know more--why did your workplace prepare baked potatoes for you all, and do you still smell like an all day drunk?

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Well, it's a small office as it is and with a lot of people on vacation there's only a handful of us so boss man thought it'd be nice to make us lunch as a Christmas gift. Today they brought us breakfast since we only have to work a halfday and won't be here for lunch.

 

Well, I have since showered since then, so doubtful. Although, I can't smell so I can't really say for certain, but I should be good.

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Yes, of course you can text this girl again. You can text her twelve more times, she's from out of town, and nothing is finer.

 

Is she staying with family? Probably--so, if you text her again today or tomorrow, it should have (as Alias would say) an end game of a Dec.26 slap and tickle sesh.

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I could not please that woman sexually.

 

doesn't matter, the female orgasm is a myth.

 

Frau,

 

What's my next move with this girl? My text was basically saying it was good seeing you lsat night and thanking her for driving me home. No response. Do I just let this one go? Can I send a second text without having a response from her? Do i ask her girlfriend whom i'm friends with if she knows anything?

 

you absolutely cannot text her again.

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honestly, no you don't. it reeks of desperation and girls have dog noses when it comes to sniffing out desperation. therefore, it will come across as 1000x more desperate to her than it does to me and, to me, it comes across pretty frickin desperate.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

desperation.

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