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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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This client was hell but we finished in time. By like two hours. I had to sit in the board meeting in case they had questions about stuff I worked on and I was shitting myself. Luckily they didn't though. We're on our way home now and boss stopped so we could get drinks for the road. Brv bless Missouri.

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maybe she's a gnome?

 

She's not a gnome. She's a teeny tiny person. She probably weighs between 80-90 lb. Her hands are so small they make me think about the Kristin Wiig SNL skit.

 

10,000 hour rule

 

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I'm doing really, really well thank you.

 

I turned a corner with the work project, and while it's not done, at least I won't have to work this weekend. That, coupled with true sleep last night was good. Waking up at 5:30 without an alarm was not as good, but okay.

 

Thursday is Friday Part One.

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otenkinder is poised to crack top three this week.

 

I debuted at #2. Cha! Cha!, I appreciate your fine work.

 

My last post may have painted my work day as too happy. This afternoon a coworker was telling me she accepts difficult office things, and doesn't waste her time wondering about them. I was nodding my head like I agreed, and then noticed I had made a fist, and was holding it up almost to shoulder level. I shook off that spasm of rage, and got on with my day. In the parking lot, though, I saw a truck with the vanity plate, "CHILAAX." hate hate hate.

 

30 Rock might be your favorite, but Simpsons changed everything, right?

 

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I'm in charge now. I speak for this thread. I mean ... I could if you wanted me to. I'd rather not, obviously. Don't know what I'd say. Why do I have to be the one? I don't need this. Why does this have to become my problem? No, I'm out. Forget it. Find somebody else. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of doing everything for this thread.

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i would contend that '30 Rock' is the greatest half-hour comedy in the history of television.

 

Oh man, I thought Strat posted this and I was so confused.

 

Frau: book, "Outliers"

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