I Called In Sick Today

[iTommyGavin81 288]

Haha you da man napa. Invite her over for an after bar and a movie. Don't be weird about it just be casual. If she says no oh well. If you're casual it won't be weird. Play ball my man.

 

I have a strict 3 date rule. If nothing in 3 dates, especially real dates where we go out and I buy stuff for her she better do it or I'm done. Plenty of time to know if you want to bang and consenting adults who want to bang should just be banging. If it don't happen Wednesday with this girl ill give her the we should just be friends speech

 

Edit: it's going to happen wednssday

[brvheart 1,757]

I thought MexiMelt was the guy who worked out with a hood on and had a douchey guy tell him to stop. that's what that was all about. working out with a hood on. hoodie. I picture it with cut-off sleeves to show off the guns. sleeveless hoodie

 

 

MexiMelt almost always gets mistaken for Gosling at the gym. Good call, Run.

 

 

JJJ: correct. The Cubbies are on the road right now, and won't be back until Monday.

[Napa Lite 3,279]

Lol.

[The Ocho 970]

Naps, you chin deep in pussy yet?

[iTommyGavin81 288]

When you're eating her out, do it from behind while she's on all 4's. let me know how her ass smells. If it stinks, it's a one time thing. If there's no pungent odor, marry her. I miss skank bags ass. Sigh.

[Napa Lite 3,279]

I can't smell. Not currently eatin her out. At a different bar tho. Such a lol night so far.

[Napa Lite 3,279]

Phones dying. Farewell.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

She brought up the dude and her 30 day rule. I told her I have a 7 hour rule. That's for you Ronnie.

 

 

Nice. Thats how you do it. Always keep it on the sexual tip

 

I would've belittled her 30 day/date rule, whatever by telling her that I'm sure she'll snag lots of guys like that in 2013, namely closeted gays searching for a beard

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

I think tg's number scale is off. Not super attractge, yet she's a 7. Isnt a 7 pretty top notch? I mean, what is a 9, a 10?

 

I would say a 5 is decent to look at, banagable body. Can bump up a point for being very cool. By I dont really like or use the number system. Its very mysoginist

 

I go with:

 

Wow, super hot

Hot

Pretty cute

Decent

Dateable

Bangable

Guess I'd bang her, but wouldbt want to date

No thanks, not even the mouth (very few fall into this category)

[InternetExplorer 2,609]

my manager is trying to set me up with the girl I didn't bang in the hotel room. I don't know if the girl is aware of my manager's efforts. she hasn't given me a name, but by the description, that is who it is that she's trying to set me up with.

 

so basically my boss is actively trying to both get me promoted and laid.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Working till 12:15 on a Saturday during the summer in FL is a drag because you can set your watch to our afternoon showers.

 

Day is ruined.

 

I woke up this morning imcrediby happy that I didnt drink the night before.

 

More prejects for the house this weekend

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

I do enjoy drinking while pressure washing, and I do need to pressure wash the back deck around the pool.

[Napa Lite 3,279]

I really enjoy power washing. Did it every chance I got growing up.

[InternetExplorer 2,609]

yep that's the bit of info we were hoping for from you, napa

[Napa Lite 3,279]

Cliffs...ended back at my place. Passed out on couch while watching a movie. Woke up, a little making out, passed out in bed. Woke up, got dressed, ran into my old lady neighbor as we were leaving. Took her to her car. I went to work where I've been past 2.5 hours. No penetration. Sorry guys.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Making out. That's a victory.

 

Now, strategy (not him) sesh on how to transition from make out to tits out (hers)

 

GO:

[hank213 1,823]

Cliffs...ended back at my place. Passed out on couch while watching a movie. Woke up, a little making out, passed out in bed. Woke up, got dressed, ran into my old lady neighbor as we were leaving. Took her to her car. I went to work where I've been past 2.5 hours. No penetration. Sorry guys.

 

[iClint 61]

Honestly, I'm not sure if I'm more or less likely to make el sexo after last night. She was very hot/cold all night. Also the dude who sent roses is like a super millionaire or something I guess. Which, fine by me. I ain't trying to date. But I would like to see her naked at least once.

[SuitedAces21 2,723]

dude this a victory for all mankind.

[JubilantLankyLad 1,957]

Cliffs...ended back at my place. Passed out on couch while watching a movie. Woke up, a little making out, passed out in bed. Woke up, got dressed, ran into my old lady neighbor as we were leaving. Took her to her car. I went to work where I've been past 2.5 hours. No penetration. Sorry guys.

 

I missed the making out part in my first scan, assumed you took the old lady to her car, and then was confused because it seemed like Mexico was cheering you on for kissing your neighbour. NFYN, man.

 

Anyways, next time you're more likely to have El Sexo (unless you continue to refer to it as El Sexo), unless you begin to refer to her as "your lady".

[iClint 61]

Quick recap of the night.

 

-get to the bar and start drinking. Chatting up a few of the regulars, occasionally talking to her.

-she then says she's getting off work soon (11ish?) and asks if I want to go to see a band at another bar. I'm like sure, she then invites a few other people and I'm like shit

-she gets off work and i pay my tab thinking were leaving and then she asks what I'm doing and I'm like I thought we were leaving and she says something like she doesn't want to go anymore but were def gonna go hang out somewhere.

-were then talking and she brings up a few months ago and how she's still mad at me and I try reasoning with her which doesn't work

because she's a woman and she's kinda pissed so I exasperate it by looking at my phone

Her- stop that

Me-what? My phone?

Her-yes talk to me

Me-well I'm gonna try to line something else up if you're going to still be pissed about this

Her-oh is that what you think is going to happen tonight?

Me-(shitshitshit) "somehow switches topics"

-there was a regular at the bar who's been sending her gifts even though she's told him no a lot and he bought her a drink which then she immediately brought over to me to drink and that kinda pissed the dude off.

-he then came and sat next to us and she's like please make him stop and so I offer to buy hima drink ask him to leave us alone, etc. not having it. I start getting a little more demanding. Nothing. She then tells me that he will fight me if I don't stop and to just let her handle it. I say good, ill drop that ************. (I do not end up dropping said ************) and just stay out of it and after a few more interjections he stops.

-around that time I finally convince her to leave and she's set on going to this other bar to see the band so i take us there. (I had slowed the drinking and had mixed in a few waters)

-she rehashes how she was really hurt by me leaving her with her ex a few months ago. Finally get her to agree that maybe it looked different from my perspective and I didn't do it purposefully.

-get to that bar and there's a few regulars from her bar there she knows. The guitarist who s straigh out of the 80's recognizes her from playing at her bar and he comes and talks to us.

-she dances a little with one of her regulars because I wasn't about to dance there and he starts getting super aggressive and even kissing her once as the band is finishing up. So I have to try and do the hey she's not interested gig again after she gives me the "get me out of here" look. Except this dude is twice my size and I do t really hold much chance.

-the guitarist then asks me if I'm sober enough to drive her home which I think is funny.

-big dude tries to drag her to his truck to take her to a different bar. I tell him I'll drive her and well meet him there.

-we do not meet him there.

-on the way home she's saying how she's so surprised I stuck up for her and that nobody ever does that. And then kisses my cheek while I'm driving. I told her she's gonna need some mouthwash after that dude kissed her because I'm ever the romantic.

-get back to my place, have a drink...yadda yadda yadda

-she says it was good seeing you last night as she gets out of my car quickly. I didn't ask her what she's doing tonight. She mentioned she had to go buy booze for her nieces end of summer lifeguard party. I refrained from asking her where the high school girls hang out around here.

 

Something I just remembered from last night.

 

When I got home yesterday I just dumped my toiletries bag out on my counter because I needed my tooth brush. And so it was kindofa mess. When we get back i give her a tour and when were in the bathroom she grabs my beard trimmer and starts pretending to shave with it. Idk why. About 5 seconds into it I remember that it was on my counter because I decided to trim this week (which I do on the road for reasons explained awhile ago) and so she's rubbing my pube trimmer all over her face while I'm trying not to lose it.

 

 

 

[InternetExplorer 2,609]

so she's rubbing my pube trimmer all over her face while I'm trying not to lose it.

well, you pretty much already won whether or not you sleep with her, so there's that

[Theraflu 1,035]

One of my neighbors has a pool. Their house is about 30 feet from mine, and the pool is right behind their house. They're having a bunch of people over today, so I'm stuck listening to the awful sounds of children's yelling and laughter. It's not an exceptionally hot day, but it is warm, and I'd never go even if I was invited, but its times like these when it sucks the most to not have a pool.

 

My parents hang out with my son every Friday for a couple of hours. Usually it just turns into some cleaning time around the house, but managed to work in sexy time yesterday. The first of the Canadians arrived around 6, and we hung out at my in-laws house until 10 or so. Went over this morning for breakfast around 10 am, then they went to the beach with my wife. I "had" to stay home with my son, since he's still too small for that. They're on their way back now, showering and such, and then we'll go back to the in-laws for dinner tonight. Might be more of the same tomorrow. The rest of the group will probably show up around 6 tomorrow. Unsure of what the rest of the week brings.

[funyet 53]

Everything's coming up Napa!

[Napa Lite 3,279]

Unlikely.