Cha! Cha! 628 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Do you have a post-dinner game plan? Link to post Share on other sites
funyet 53 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Do you have a post-dinner game plan? I do not. My house isn't really ready for visitors yet. I NEED MORE TIME TO PREPARE. But if she absolutely has to have it, I will give it. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Going to dinner with that girl tonight. First official date in over a year. How much are you supposed to talk about yourself? A lot, right? Definitely. Girls love hearing all about you, your interests, likes/dislikes and, especially, past relationships. Bring condoms! Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Don't forget to sprinkle in some rape jokes too. Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Just think, loog, this could be the start of a beautiful three to five year journey that ends with you inside her. Wonderful! I normally always wear a white tee under my dress shirt. I didn't today and I'm liking how crazy it feels. I'm way out there people. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 "normally always" heh I really always wear a white tee under dress shirts. Where I work now we can wear dress or polo shirts. I even wear a tee under polo shirts sometimes just to prevent arm pit sweat showing. Because I hate that. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 I'm just more wild and crazy than you tilty. I used to normally always wear an undershirt but I'm movig away from them as I get older. My style is impetuous I guess. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 I don't like using "always". "never". "ever", especially at work because they seem to come back to bite you in the ass so often so I notice when people use them in funny ways like "Normally always" or "almost always". Weird quirk I have. One of many I imagine. Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 I was reading an article about AROD and there was a picture of George Steinbrenner and I thought about how he was dead and it made me very focused on how I was going to die someday and I was having a little anxiety problem at my desk. I got a little upset and had to go sit in the bathroom stall to calm down. I cried a little. It was weird. Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 George Steinbrenner's death and the subsequent state of the Yankees is probably pretty telling for the Lakers' future in the wake of Jerry Buss's death. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Now I feel even worse. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 I sweat way too much to not wear a shirt underneath. There's probably a good argument to be made for me wearing two shirts. Sometimes, I just put the button-down on, and I can't even make it out of the room before I take it off again. Arod tonight should be fun. And for most of the appeals process. I can't imagine that a picture of a dead rich famous person who has been dead for years inflicting that kind of emotional stress on you is a good sign of things to come. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 this ******* keeps coming in at 6am to stake his claim on the easiest, most plentiful work. he will even take credit for things people in India do. he then screws around in the middle and latter part of the day, because who cares, it looks like he's middle of the pack in terms of effort. so he does less work than anyone and snags two hours of OT in the process, per day. this is the same guy that was complaining to me about not getting promoted. anyway, I had some ideas about how a manager could eliminate his bullshit scheme, and I took them to her tonight. I didn't mention his name or anything, but I was like, "Yeah, we could definitely keep people from being focused on things India has knocked out if we ran a script at the start of each day to flag those items, etc." I'm not even in the same group as him. I just saw him gaming the system and realized how much I would despise him if I were sharing a task list with him. Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Arod tonight should be fun. And for most of the appeals process. Pretty great that Pettitte is the starting pitcher tonight. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 We were finishing up at the client tonight and the manager (stay up, playa) was going over his notes and when he finished I asked him if he wanted to hear my notes. He said sure. I said "Mike likes to drink Soda...Lynn's car is blue" and then started giggling to much to continue and he said "wtf does any of that have to do with internal control". And then I updated my résumé. 5 Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Napa should totally work for me. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 but not IE. because he'd totally figure out a way to make it obvious that you spend all day on FCP. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Napa should totally work for me. but does he have the boobs? don't answer that, napa. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Sounds like he may need to. ol/dr'd but it kind of works.... Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 I'm at the bank and there are 27 people in line in front of me. This is nuts. 3 tellers. Wtf Link to post Share on other sites
iQuack 128 Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Queue everyone asking why you are physically in a bank... I got the job... 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Yeah, I'm gonna need an official letter to make sure you're not just making a late push for #1. Chachi...you know my price. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 I believe guapo is the one that originally asked why anyone would need to go into a bank, no? Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 I had to get a document printed in a specific manner not available online. Link to post Share on other sites
iQuack 128 Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Landscape? 4 Link to post Share on other sites
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