Essay21 2,387 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 absolutely you can and you should. Link to post Share on other sites
Dawson Leery 12 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 I'm upset because I let myself feel upbeat about a situation that pretty obviously won't improve. the repeated letdowns, it's not like I haven't been here and done this several times in the last few years. hope really just needs to go **** itself. sorry, I'm done posting here today. There's a nice quote that comes to mind: "If at first you don't succeed, you're like everyone else who went on to greatness." There will always be naysayers. They don't want to see you succeed, because then they feel worse about themselves not succeeding. So they try to talk you out of trying. What's the harm in trying? Don't let them talk you out of something before you even try. Get your sht together. [/rant] Link to post Share on other sites
Dawson Leery 12 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Oh, and yes, get the member's only jacket Napa. You'll look good. Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Oh, the rules.. no smilies Tell a failed sex story where there was a woman willing to give you the vegejay and you screwed it up somehow. Tons of excellent stories back in this thread somewhere. I think I follow for the most part, though I am unsure what "vegejay" is. I'll trawl the memory banks for some kind of story about me not getting laid. I remember, once, when I was in high school, I patted a girl on the head and said, in my best Scotch brogue, "Aye, that's a good lass, eh," while I was getting a tongue bath, which, you know, in and of itself is pretty insulting, but she heard it as, "Aye, that's a good Lassie," and thought I was calling her a dog, so she removed from her mouth my penis, made a high pitched sound so as to indicate she'd taken offense, and then, I swear to God, I'm not sure if wires got crossed or she just panicked, but I swear to God she slapped my dick and told me to "**** off." It was just, "Oh my God, did this bitch just SLAP MY PENIS?!" So after the half-second of shock wore off and she's on her knees, glaring at me, my dick bobbing back and forth like a metronome, I just started laughing, these high pitched squeals of laughter. So this girl, now she's even more fired up. She's topless, on her knees, looking at me, staring at me, just ABSOLUTELY RAGING, and I can tell she's about to do something, so I start to get worried. What if she punches me in my Charlie Browns? And then she spits. On my penis. And then she spits on it again. And then she grabs my penis, and proceeds to rage-spit on it a third time. She's just so mad, and she's holding my penis in her hand, and she's glowering at me, she's furious. And, well, that's pretty much the last interesting thing that happened. After she started spitting on my dick, I used one hand to cover my delicates, and the other to point at her face, so as to punctuate my somehow even more high pitched squeals of delight. That doesn't count, I guess, because it's a story about me getting a blowjob that kind of makes me look cool, but I'll find a better one. Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 So I just started watching The Sarah Connor Chronicles. It's not bad. That Summer Glau is some kinda somethin'. Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 I can't watch this show anymore. Cersei Lannister is always Cersei Lannister, and Cersei Lannister is 100% unlikable cunthammer. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 You had a good run with the show. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 It was just, "Oh my God, did this bitch just SLAP MY PENIS?!" So after the half-second of shock wore off and she's on her knees, glaring at me, my dick bobbing back and forth like a metronome, I just started laughing, these high pitched squeals of laughter. So this girl, now she's even more fired up. She's topless, on her knees, looking at me, staring at me, just ABSOLUTELY RAGING, and I can tell she's about to do something, so I start to get worried. What if she punches me in my Charlie Browns? And then she spits. On my penis. And then she spits on it again. And then she grabs my penis, and proceeds to rage-spit on it a third time. She's just so mad, and she's holding my penis in her hand, and she's glowering at me, she's furious. And, well, that's pretty much the last interesting thing that happened. After she started spitting on my dick, I used one hand to cover my delicates, and the other to point at her face, so as to punctuate my somehow even more high pitched squeals of delight. Did the slapping and spitting on the peen parts get anyone else aroused? No? Just me? Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,279 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 I prefer: "There'll always be haters, that's the way it is... Hater ni**as marry hater bitches and have hater kids" And I will be getting that members only jacket. Because "There'll always be haters, that's the way it is... Hater ni**as marry hater bitches and have hater kids" Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 You know who I like? Bill Hader Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 He was rarely, if ever that way to me. So there Also, HUGE amounts of tooth pain today. Pushed appt up from Thursday to today at 3pm. I'm dying over here. Hey bud how's your face pain going? Hope you're feeling better, guy. Nothing worse than being in pain and thinking nobody cares. HOPE YOUR TOOTH FEELS BETTER, BRO. Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Alright, so I found my ex girlfriend's stash last night, and I'm not gonna lie, I took a few pills. She just got in the shower, so I'm going to pretend I'm not about to sleep in "her" bed, and then go sleep in her bed once she goes to work. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 When will get a pic of this members only jacket? Preferably with our beloved napster inside it. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,279 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Well, I have to order it tonight. I saw it was on sale on a website and I think they are just so ironically cool that I've always wanted one. Kinda like the sneakers I buy. Now I just need a pair of wayfarers and I could be an extra in Clueless. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Ronny how's the weight loss going? You still been getting a daily pump? Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Come on people we gotta fight through this. I need updates, I need stories, I need failures and any improbable successes would be welcome but I won't hold my breath. What's new with me you ask? Well I met with a recruiter on Monday. Job in a tax software company. I'm perfectly qualified so I feel like I should get an interview at least. And tax research and support is what I do now so I have experience. This job would be salaried with benefits, which I need because I think I had a panic attack last week and I need some Zoloft or something. An Asian dealer at the casino gave met her number. But she's 45 and not attractive so I won't be using it. Maybe I should but I can't so I won't. Won 800 at the casino last weekend though. So I'm up aound 1300 the past three weeks. Which is nice. On Saturday I left the casino and was the fifth wheel on a night out. As you probably guessed a lady was supposed to join me but she wasn't feeling well. It wasn't a great night but I made do. That's it. Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 You want updates? I'll give you updates. I've been enjoying my new leather sectional the last couple weeks. It has 2 recliners and cupholders built in. I feel like a king sitting in it which I am right now. Scantily clad I might add. I got my once a year awful, enormous pimple. I don't get it. I don't know if I like the new guy yet but he's growing on me. I had a second date with butter face on Saturday. The ass was still dyn-o-mite. Very sweet. Got a little more of an aggressive kiss good night and felt the glorious booty. It's progressing at least. Shes coming over Friday for take out food and watch the season finale of Touch which we both like. She told me shes gonna wear comfy clothes which she told me would be yoga pants and a tank top. Very excited about that. I think it's game on that night. That booty in yoga pants might give me a small stroke. Text the 45 year old dealer. She'll be easy, you'll get your rocks off and life will move on. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,279 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Tommy, I finally ordered creatine. Did you see that? I did it for you. This client sucks. Has nothing ready. We're checking into the hotel now to kill some time. We're golfing today, but idk if we're cutting off early or just going when they close, which is 4:30. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Not as of late, due to tooth pain, but i will be right back at it soon. Hopefully this wont lead to a whole thing, but I think it will Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Text the 45 year old dealer. She'll be easy, you'll get your rocks off and life will move on. He doesn't cheat on the lady. He is in a long-term monogamous relationship. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Guapy gets me. Always has really. Tommy you on a vacation or something? Why you got so much time off? Ronny always remember: pain is temporary, pride is forever. Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 My life is a vacation I only work 3 out of every 9 days Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Plenty of time for hanging and banging I guess. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 When was the last time you actively tried to break your own record for self inflicted loads in a day? Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 I never had the desire to go more than four. Just a lot of work for nothing after number three. Link to post Share on other sites
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