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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

and after 3 days, he is risen!

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Wait, you're basically upper management and you get one week? Awful. Shoulda negotiated that shit up

 

So, how long after was your first "real", full penetration until completion episode?

 

Right? I didn't even realize it until I got the offer letter...or maybe when I actually stared and filled out the new hire paperwork. Definitely a bad move on my part.

 

Like I said though, it's kind of a wink wink deal. Don't think I'd get away with taking multiple entire weeks off but a day here or there they (my boss) wouldn't care about. Not that I've done it yet.

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Years. Yeaaaarrrs

 

Took me a while to figure it all out.

 

 

I was mad about my promotion didnt give me a 3rd week, I gotta wait till 2014, which technically is the 5th year with the company. Not 5 years, just in my 5th year. So that works out. If you start December 30th, that counts as your first year.

 

Edit: Crap, I hope that's it. I hope it isn't years 1-5 is 2 weeks, then 6-whatever is 3 weeks

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If a genie offered the current regular sickies in here $1m to the first person who can have sex with ten different women, who would win?

 

Not I. Not even for a 100 million.

 

Infidelity is no joke right brvy?

 

^^^

 

Where the hell is Shake? I dont like this one bit

 

Thanks for caring about me!

 

Someone leaked photos, me.

 

Oh my goodness, that was a funny line.

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Haha oh Ronnie. To be fair though they're not technically 2 week vacations. They're 5 days but with the 4 day on both sides of the swing of shifts it turns into 13 days. And only 2 of the 3 are vacation. The other one is paid holiday since we obviously don't get holidays off. I work Easter, Memorial Day, thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's Eve this year.

 

And Napa_Don how could you possibly wonder how you're gonna use 4 weeks of vacation? I spend all my time wondering how I can't wait to use all my vacation.

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Speaking of vacations, Ive been busy this week in preparation for a trip out west. Just a random call or two from Shane and the gang until tonight

 

 

 

First thing I do whenever hitting Vegas is eat at my favorite restaurant, so hopefully it will still be there on Saturday...

 

 

 

"Guess you heard about Egg and I?"

 

 

 

"What?"

 

 

 

"Some druggie crashed into it a couple days ago...hurt like a dozen people"

 

 

 

"How the hell.... floored it from a parking spot like at docs office?"

 

 

 

"Nah...bastard left Sahara and tried to make his own drive thru"

 

 

 

"Bastard.... Lou or anyone hurt?"

 

 

 

"Nah, not from what Ive heard, although Ren was waiting tables on that side Im sure"

 

 

 

"Was the Godfather in there?"

 

 

 

"Thats the first thing I thought of.... he likes to sit right where the car came in"

 

 

 

"Ill scan the poker forum in a minute... should be big news that Brunson keeled over"

 

 

 

"He still owes me an omelet for drinking that glass of orange juice up my nose"

 

 

 

"Buzzards like him dont get run over by cars in restaurants"

 

 

 

"Nah....but I figure one more trick like I did and a massive stroke from laughing will....remember...his ole gut was pulsating the table so much the ketchup and shit fell over"

 

 

 

 

"Car still in the hangar?"

 

 

 

"Uh.... I think so"

 

 

 

"Oh boy"

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Years. Yeaaaarrrs

 

Took me a while to figure it all out.

 

 

I was mad about my promotion didnt give me a 3rd week, I gotta wait till 2014, which technically is the 5th year with the company. Not 5 years, just in my 5th year. So that works out. If you start December 30th, that counts as your first year.

 

Edit: Crap, I hope that's it. I hope it isn't years 1-5 is 2 weeks, then 6-whatever is 3 weeks

 

Do you get your vacation on your anniversary date or earn it each pay period? At the last gig we earned 3.something hours per pay period which added up to how every many weeks per year you got based on service time. Once you entered the year of your 5th anniversary you started earning vacation at the higher, 3 week per year, rate so we didn't have to wait for our actual anniversary date. 2 weeks vacation, 3 personal days plus 6 paid holidays a year after first 6 months employment too. Pretty good gig. If you're not Beans I mean.

 

I get 3-2 week vacations to start. Bad part is I have to wait til I got 7 years on the job til I get a 4th 2 week vacation.

 

Like Ronnie said, you earn every day of that time off in your job though.

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That's not what I said, I wished him death for all the bangin and time off. I mean, not really, but maybe a beam can fall on him or something. Much love to my TG

 

It refreshes every year. Use it or lose it. We can borrow in to it. Take all 80 hours by June if we want. If you quit while owing, they dock last paycheck, I suppose. I wonder what happens if I quit in October while not having taken any vacay. Probably a tough shit situation.

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Not I. Not even for a 100 million.

 

But what about all the poor, lost souls you could help with 100 million. Why can't you care about anyone other than yourself and not using your penis?

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Thanks for caring about me!

 

You're always gone for stretches and then come back.

 

 

this is that trailer i was talking about earlier. the gos is taking his talents to the next level.

 

So is Refn:Gosling going to be the new Scorsese:DiCaprio? Or new Burton:Depp? What other directors have a propensity to use the same lead actor?

 

 

But what about all the poor, lost souls you could help with 100 million. Why can't you care about anyone other than yourself and not using your penis?

 

Would brv's wife allow it for $100m? You know, because of all the good they could do with that money.

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This mortal world is nothing to Brvy, so some money here is meaningless when considering an eternity with The Lord. And money for the poor isn't as important as hearing the Truth. The Teuth will save you Ronny.

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That's not what I said, I wished him death for all the bangin and time off. I mean, not really, but maybe a beam can fall on him or something. Much love to my TG

 

It refreshes every year. Use it or lose it. We can borrow in to it. Take all 80 hours by June if we want. If you quit while owing, they dock last paycheck, I suppose. I wonder what happens if I quit in October while not having taken any vacay. Probably a tough shit situation.

 

My wifes anniversary at her old job was towards the end of August and she got 3 weeks vacation on her anniversary date. She quit at the end of September so she could start packing for our move and she got paid for all three weeks on her last check.

 

Moral of the story is, always wait until just after your anniversary date to put in your notice.

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So, talking to my senior today and he said that he and boss man had another convo about me and he said he was really happy with my work and he thinks i have the skill set and sees me progressing quickly to the top of the other junior accountants.

 

And not even making this up, he just wishes I would show more confidence.

 

So, I'm boned.

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So, talking to my senior today and he said that he and boss man had another convo about me and he said he was really happy with my work and he thinks i have the skill set and sees me progressing quickly to the top of the other junior accountants.

 

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So my cousin, who is in jail, escaped last week. She had only 4 months left and she escapes. Caught 2 days later and got an additional 2 years. What a moron.

 

That would be pretty cool to be able to say you escaped from prison though.

 

Ok, let's get down to it:

 

1. How old is she?

2. Is she hot?

3. Why is she in prison?

4. Is she hot?

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She's a year younger than me, so 26. She's fat and ugly and retarded (just like her idiot father) and she's in jail for forging prescriptions of a stolen pad from her therapist and getting high and going into my aunts school and stealing from teachers purses. She's a petty thief loser.

 

She also got pregnant right before they caught her and had the baby while in jail. My aunt has custody.

 

Her father is a god damn loser too. Was in jail back in the 80s for cocaine right after she was born. Luckily he isn't a blood relative of mine.

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