Quacktastic 106 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 It's easier if it's an airport or hotel bar because you can pretend like you have friends, but you're just traveling on business. So you've heard? Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 683 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 So you've heard? Well, it's certainly not first-hand knowledge. In all the Five Boroughs I'm known. I'm known all over the world. You ask around - ask anybody about Whiskers from Mulberry Street. Edit: lol, put wrong name first. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,232 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 You're known from coast to coast like butter and toast? My line is from Scent of Woman, the aging Ferrari salesman. Yours? It seems familiar Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,959 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Donnie Brasco edit: I'm assuming. It sounds like Donnie Brasco, and Whiskers has an irrational liking for that movie. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 683 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 It's the same guy! Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 683 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Donnie Brasco edit: I'm assuming. It sounds like Donnie Brasco, and Whiskers has an irrational liking for that movie. I just happened to see it the other day and that part stuck with me. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 683 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Oh wait, does Pacino not say the butter and toast line? Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 It's the same guy! Worlds are colliding!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,232 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Nope, the salesman says it, Freddy Something I'm a gray ghost too Freddy I sure hope I'm right Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Donnie Brasco is a hell of a movie, fuhgetaboutit. Didnt we have this conversation like a month ago? Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,280 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Heading to the branch of the bank that gets robbed a lot. Really need those prayers now, Brvy. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 683 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Nope, the salesman says it, Freddy Something I'm a gray ghost too Freddy I sure hope I'm right Freddie Bisco. Well, you know what they call me at the home office? The gray ghost. You know why they still keep me around? There's no kid here that can move a Ferrari like I can. I'm known from coast to coast like butter and toast. Ask anybody about Freddie Bisco. When I get a Ferrari... out the door! Didnt we have this conversation like a month ago? Yeah, I saw the movie, then jammed "fugazi" into a conversation, then posted that whole conversation, then just now I posted part of it again. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,280 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 I've never seen that movie. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 683 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 I've never seen that movie. Brasco or Scent? Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 I've never seen that movie. We can watch it when I come up and drink every time Johnny Depp looks really handsome and awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,232 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 See, thats the spirit. If you made no friends in 11 years of HS and college, hang out with the ones you made on the internet. Although, i live 2 hours from SpecBrad and we dont hang out. Although, he is one of the 3 members i met up with in person. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 683 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 You become friends with him and it changes everything. You'd have to dress different. You'd have to act different. You'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and you'd need a new bedspread and new curtains. You'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. You'd have to get new friends. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,232 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Napa is definitely an orgy guy Essay, not so much. Not even a monogamy guy. More of a solo performer Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 683 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 If a genie offered the current regular sickies in here $1m to the first person who can have sex with ten different women, who would win? Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Only the people watching us fail would win. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 972 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 If a genie offered the current regular sickies in here $1m to the first person who can have sex with ten different women, who would win? Beans, he has the straight line on hookers. Hank would be a close second. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 683 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 I'm glad you brought that up... Would you try to bang ten hookers as quickly as you can for a million dollars? Would beans? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,232 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 You aren't able to use hookers, and you can't tell anyone about the contest or pay them with your winnings. Beans still has a good chance. Whiskers would make a run for it. Maybe Theraflu. We're going with them having Hall Passes or no wives. Gimme 2 months to get into game shape, I could make a run, I think. I'd have to work hard and need my running buddies Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,232 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 I'm glad you brought that up... Would you try to bang ten hookers as quickly as you can for a million dollars? Would beans? I would bang 10 hookers tomorrow if I was allowed and haf spare cash laying around Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 683 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Our friendly lurker down below (iTG) would probably have the best chance if we took hookers out of the equation. Link to post Share on other sites
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