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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

and after 3 days, he is risen!

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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So you've heard?

 

Well, it's certainly not first-hand knowledge. In all the Five Boroughs I'm known. I'm known all over the world. You ask around - ask anybody about Whiskers from Mulberry Street.

 

 

Edit: lol, put wrong name first.

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You're known from coast to coast like butter and toast?

 

My line is from Scent of Woman, the aging Ferrari salesman.

 

Yours? It seems familiar

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Donnie Brasco

 

edit: I'm assuming. It sounds like Donnie Brasco, and Whiskers has an irrational liking for that movie.

 

I just happened to see it the other day and that part stuck with me.

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Nope, the salesman says it, Freddy Something

 

I'm a gray ghost too Freddy

 

I sure hope I'm right

 

Freddie Bisco.

 

Well, you know what they call me

at the home office? The gray ghost.

You know why they

still keep me around?

There's no kid here that

can move a Ferrari like I can.

I'm known from coast to coast

like butter and toast.

Ask anybody about

Freddie Bisco.

When I get a Ferrari...

out the door!

 

 

 

Didnt we have this conversation like a month ago?

 

Yeah, I saw the movie, then jammed "fugazi" into a conversation, then posted that whole conversation, then just now I posted part of it again.

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See, thats the spirit. If you made no friends in 11 years of HS and college, hang out with the ones you made on the internet.

 

Although, i live 2 hours from SpecBrad and we dont hang out. Although, he is one of the 3 members i met up with in person.

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You become friends with him and it changes everything. You'd have to dress different. You'd have to act different. You'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and you'd need a new bedspread and new curtains. You'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. You'd have to get new friends.

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If a genie offered the current regular sickies in here $1m to the first person who can have sex with ten different women, who would win?

 

Beans, he has the straight line on hookers. Hank would be a close second.

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You aren't able to use hookers, and you can't tell anyone about the contest or pay them with your winnings.

 

Beans still has a good chance. Whiskers would make a run for it. Maybe Theraflu.

 

We're going with them having Hall Passes or no wives.

 

Gimme 2 months to get into game shape, I could make a run, I think. I'd have to work hard and need my running buddies

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I'm glad you brought that up...

 

Would you try to bang ten hookers as quickly as you can for a million dollars? Would beans?

 

I would bang 10 hookers tomorrow if I was allowed and haf spare cash laying around

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