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Hey, I'm in no position to turn down sex from either of this chicks, crazy or not. None of this is up to me. I'll see what happens. I'm just worried that my Kart skillz have diminished and I don't win every game.

 

Maybe this is the problem. You see, SOME of this most definitely IS up to you. Girls aren't going to strip naked and fall over with their legs in the air as an invitation to sex. You have have to put some effort into sweet talking, sexual innuendo, "accidental" hand brushing their ass/tits etc.... You know, the same shit Ronnie has been telling you for years.

 

Do work Napa! We're all rooting for you!

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There was plenty of time left to win the game. ISU fumbled a rebound out of bounds near the end. Remember that? What about when a defensive specialist drilled a game-winning three with .5 seconds left? Those two plays had more to do with the loss than that charge. It was a bad call, but it wasn't egregious.

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So, if you could sum up what you just said in four words or less, what would those words be?

 

What would Goslin do?

 

Are you Steve Jobbs?

 

Are you in a fraternity?

 

Just don't say "Those are my 408's"

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So, if you could sum up what you just said in four words or less, what would those words be?

 

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So, if you could sum up what you just said in four words or less, what would those words be?

 

Stop being a pussy

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Can you already bench 315, but not before you pound 7 Ling Islands

 

 

 

 

I dunno... chinese booze is pretty stout. Made from rice or something.... sake? I drink domestic myself, crown excluded

 

 

 

 

Strangely to some, I regularly come home to random beer left here. Well, at the shop. Most come from salesmen and vendors. They know I dont like eating lunch and stuff so they use their expense accounts to keep my business that way. Several years back I was in good with a Vegas booze distributor. Had a giant mansion just feet off the strip. Enzos, lambos, you name it. All crumbled down since his fortune was made shady in other ways but until then our shop was in a constant state of inebriation while it lasted. Ill never forget the day a forty two foot beer truck pulled in the parking lot and started off-loading barrels of beer. Hundreds and hundreds of random singles of dented cans. At the time the wife spent quite a bit of time there doing bookwork. Wasnt happy at all. Said I had a problem. Uh, yeah, I do. I prefer bottles.

 

 

 

 

Anyhoo, today was a box of redds apple ale. Not my thing but the first four or five went down fast. Used a few more as a mai-tai mixing in some rum. Pretty good stuff... although keep in mind that at that point I was already tongue numb from earlier drinks in the day. Went to sleep around four if that tells ya anything...

 

 

 

I cant recommend it. Heartburn like hell when I woke up

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There was plenty of time left to win the game. ISU fumbled a rebound out of bounds near the end. Remember that? What about when a defensive specialist drilled a game-winning three with .5 seconds left? Those two plays had more to do with the loss than that charge. It was a bad call, but it wasn't egregious.

 

Haha.

 

Did you even watch the game? Iowa State had all the momentum at that point. They had just erased a 13 point deficit, and you dismissing the fact that the score went from 78-74 with a minute 40 left, to 75-75, is laughable. Of course that decided the game. Then immediately after that play, OSU had another blatant moving screen not called, which could have easily given us a 6 point lead with 60 seconds left.

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Yes, I watched the game. You're being irrational. There was no free throw after the foul, so you're also being inaccurate. While we're at it, you're also being emotional, amplifying your irrational inaccuracy.

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god damn it, this is why I don't go out on work nights. I'm tired as shit. went over to my friend's house last night and drank a few beers and played spades because it was snowing. and because his wife called me and said one of her friends was over there. pretty cute girl with a fantastic ass. but regardless I'm tired as balls now and I hate it. I wish I didn't have to work. that would be cool.

 

 

I love butts.

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Beans. That sounds awful. Both the heartburn and what you had to get it.

 

 

 

Completely agree now. Unlike peppermint and coconut, at least I didnt go too far and add the ole apple to the list of items that trigger a gag reflex when got a whiff of....

 

 

 

I have a Shane moment every once in a while

 

 

 

his wife called me and said one of her friends was over there pretty cute girl with a fantastic ass.

 

 

 

 

First off...did the saw continue running? Still think the vent is plugged and you allowed air in when you took off the cap

 

 

 

Speaking off fine pooters, I staggered around walmart with the ole lady yesterday. Covered probably thirteen statute miles following around college gals stocking up following spring break...

 

 

 

Wife came up to the cart several times griping that I wasnt stopping and leaving her behind. Caught me once with an armful of milk and eggs in the makeup section. Blamed it on the booze

 

 

 

Which was a contributing factor... along with high testosterone and the above mentioned students...

 

 

 

Just belched up some more acidic apple taste. Im going to go siphon some gas or something. Damn these tums and rolaids

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no! damn it.

 

 

my friend said that she said I was hot, which I don't believe, but still. not sure though because she moved up here for a guy but they just broke up, but she''s still talking to him and being "friends." I know how that shit goes. it goes with me getting shit on.

 

 

seriously incredibly tired.

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score went from 78-74 with a minute 40 left, to 75-75

 

This is why I thought you were inferring that there was a free throw after the charge. I think ISU was up 1 after the foul and would have been up 3 or 4 if the call went the other way.

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Shake, what time did you get to bed?

 

Your friend in the relationship thinks she's hot because he has relationship cabin fever, and she very well may be hot. But fresh off of a boyfrend. That is good. She doesnt know any better because she's been having relationship sex, which is funtional and decent, but you can break out some just met ya sex, which includes thumbs in the ass, two finger fingerbangs, cumming on tits, possibly the face (hers, not yours) and even bjs. She's ripe. She talks to the boyfriend because she has no other options. Throw on a $150 shirt and your deisels and go slay you a woman. Dont wear the boots, unless she's from Texas

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Yes, I watched the game. You're being irrational. There was no free throw after the foul, so you're also being inaccurate. While we're at it, you're also being emotional, amplifying your irrational inaccuracy.

 

"The Buckeyes would tie the game on the ensuing possession"

 

I understand that the charge wasn't a shooting foul. The score was 75-74, and the basket went in on the charge call. So it would have been 77-74, with a good FT shooter on the line.

 

Instead, Ohio State got the ball at 75-74 and tied it on that possession, all while committing one of several obvious moving screens that were not called.

 

I'm not mad at you Loogie, but the refs stole the game and it's all their fault. Case closed. So it be ordered.

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