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I watched an episode once and it was stupid. Dude was just saying the most racist/offensive stuff he could and calling it comedy. Didn't even crack a smile. Also, that link doesn't work on mobile.

 

And I'm going to feel bad if he actually did rape that chick, but to me it sounds like this chick consensually got double teamed by Palo and his friend and then regretted it and claimed rape. I'd like to think ISU isn't Notre Dame and isn't going to allow a dude who was like the 7th guy in the rotation who avgd like 4 points a game the previous season to get off on rape charges so he could come back and still not even be the 6th man.

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Well it's pretty hazy but here's what I got.

 

I feel like it must have been helpful to have her be sober...at least someone could keep the action moving. Although I think that would have made me even more paranoid about, well, everything.

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I am never touching acid. there's a dude in lawerence that just walks around all day with this big purple hat and huge beard, giving the peace sign to everyone. has done it for like 20 years. he's on some kind of perma-trip or something. **** everything about risking that. I want what is left of my brain to continue functioning.

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You don't just go from zero to purple hattedness, but obviously not doing acid is a decent life decision. The only long term positive result it can tend to bring a solid, rational human being is a moment or two of clarity in which you can have an epiphany of sorts...but, then again, that's coming from someone who did it as an 18 year old with very little self awareness in his sober mind. Thoughts like "I should stop being a dick to my parents" might not be a surprise to you, but they positively impacted my life.

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I am sure there is SOME good in trying it once. I am not DARE-brainwashed or anything retarded like that, just my experience with people who got into heavier drugs (heavier than weed/booze, I'm not comparing acid to needle play) has not generally left a positive impression.

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I'm gonna buy a lottery ticket tomorrow and if I win I'm going to pay beans whatever he wants to let me hang out with him until I die of alcohol poisoning.

 

Like a Leaving Las Vegas thing, but less depressing and less Elisabeth Shue. Equal amounts of rape though.

 

 

How long are you?

Not enough.

 

Some men are longer than others.

 

 

When did we become archnemisi?

 

Fairly recently I think.

 

I don't think we can afford a loser leaves town bet.

 

 

saw a missed call on my phone this morning. it was from 11:40 last night from a blocked number. 99% it was a wrong number but still that's the closest to action I've gotten in weeks.

 

Legit laugh out loud.

 

 

You don't just go from zero to purple hattedness...

 

Nice.

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I feel like it must have been helpful to have her be sober...at least someone could keep the action moving. Although I think that would have made me even more paranoid about, well, everything.

 

I'm sure it was. Looking back on it, she was really patient. she kept a nice mellow tone and an overall gentle manner that kept me from really going through the looking glass at the time.

 

I would say if someone wants to experiment with psychadelics to avoid acid and go with mushrooms instead. NATURE! I think, for someone in their 20s and surrounded by the right people, a few trips can have an overall beneficial impact on one's psyche.

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We definitely cannot afford a loser leaves town bet. Avatar bet is fine. Gonna look sweet with that jayhawk as nappys face for a week.

 

Casual Friday fellas. I went jeans and a sweet Omaha storm chasers shirt I bought at the game that one time. Nike dry fit. Very comfortable.

 

Never done acid. Never seriously wanted to or even had the option.

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Ron, did you say you were on the Carnival Dream? Seems like you did but I'm to lazy to go back and look. Seems you dodged a bullet. They lost a generator or something and had to skip one of their port stops and limp back home. Carnival also has another ship bobbing around the ocean with issues.

 

Preventative maintenance doesn't seem to be their strong suit.

 

Back from the windy city. Ok trip but glad to be back in the warmer climes.

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Finished at the client. Now a 6 hour drive home followed up a 4 hour drive up to Mpls for a weekend of shooting, boozing, and cruising. Preferably at the same time.

 

Dick manager lightened up after Tuesday and was actually nice and helpful. He's more bipolar than I am apparently. Was a little worrie i made a mistake because i discovered that their inventory was pretty overvalued but both managers went over my work and couldn't find anything where I went wrong. I think the clients going to pass on the adjustment though. Seeing all these rookie mistakes they make really makes me want to be in a controller type position so I can set everything up perfect.

 

Next week ill be working an hour from home, but we'll still be working long hours, so ill probably have less free time than this week but at least ill be able to sleep in my own bed. Plus ill be working with a good manager.

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ONLY THING GOING DOWN IS YOUR VALENTINE ON DREAMY CHRIS BABB AND NOTED DOUBLE TEAMER BUBU PALO AFTER THEY RAFT TO SAFETY AFTER KANSAS CITY DROWNS IN JAYHAWK TEARS AFTER SUFFERING A HUMILIATING DEFEAT AT THE HANDS OF FRED "THE MAYOR" HOIBERGS TEAM.

 

 

I'm...I'm sorry. I went too far. I didnt mean that. I just hope ISU keeps it close.

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Strat don't even joke like that.

 

Nap, you didn't go far enough. But don't you worry, billy self and the hawks are gonna go far. far into that cyclone ass tonight with all 9 feet of jayhawk masculinity. One foot for each consecutive big 12 title. ROCK CHALK BABY.

 

 

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It's even funnier to me, because the way speedzy type that last sentence, with all the words running together made the text extend beyond the forum screen on my phone so it looks like the frum messed up again. I laughed anyways.

 

When I get home from work I will put my submissions into the gif thread. Thank ya kindly whisky.

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the vix is at 10 somehow. guapo have you had to have any conversations with clients about this today?

 

my brother is putting a chunk into the market now and is antsy about it. I don't think I really want to have ledge duty for someone I am not making any money off of.

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