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my breakfast is unusually non-shitty. generally eat a sausage egg and cheese sandwich that's probably like 500-600 calories. my stomach feels like it will reject that this morning. so I went with grapefruit, pineapple, and cottage cheese from the cafeteria with skim milk.

 

honestly this probably totals like 500 calories anyway.

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Thoughts on people with advanced degrees that call themselves and wish to be addressed as Doctor? Essentially, I'm referring to scholars

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If you put in the work to get your doctorate, you'd want to be called doctor, too. It doesn't bother me. At least, not nearly as much as Halle Berry announcing that she's coming back as Storm in the new X-Men movie.

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I like the "sail a tall ship with it" line. I couldn't tell you exactly what they do, but it's generally involved in road construction. They're not just mapping stuff out. It is a good gig.

 

 

Thoughts on people with advanced degrees that call themselves and wish to be addressed as Doctor? Essentially, I'm referring to scholars

 

It's confusing, but whatever.

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I remember mk making fun of people for calling newt gingrich doctor, because his field of study was some sort of joke. which I think was rather silly. either everyone with a doctorate should be referred to as doctor, or you should use the everyday definition.

 

I am sure his being a republican had nothing to do with the judgment call mk made there

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unless I have some specific reason that I need to please a person who would like to be called doctor, I am not ever referring to anyone as doctor. in turn, I won't demand that people append "CFA" to my name on any documents if I ever become a charter holder.

 

I generally think very little of people who are wrapped up in titles/position, obv.

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I wouldnt want to be called doctor if I was just a guy that got to avoid rhe real world for a couple of years by going to school.

 

Dont get me wrong, I wish I had the parents who had money to pay for endless schooling. Wasnt my path, but I am the furthest thing from pretentious and to me, demanding to be called doctor, or worse, correcting someone when they say Mister instead, is stupid

 

My favorite was the old wives at the bank, you'd call him Mr. Greenblatt and the old hag of a wife would insta-correct you DOCTAH GREENBLATT

 

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So my bank is giving away $125 for a new checking acct, as long as its opened with $50, will have direct deposit of $500 total and 10 debit card transactions by 60 days after opening. I find most people dont care.

 

What would it take for any of you to switch accts. ia there a dollar amount? Is it just about if you're getting fees or not?

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For the record, I wasnt soliciting. I was just curious of the mindset of the non banker

 

Grandfathered is funny though. You're grandfathered in, right up until they decide to poop on that

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Tilty I hope you have no fun and have to work the whole time.

 

Take it to the bank.

 

So my bank is giving away $125 for a new checking acct, as long as its opened with $50, will have direct deposit of $500 total and 10 debit card transactions by 60 days after opening. I find most people dont care.

 

What would it take for any of you to switch accts. ia there a dollar amount? Is it just about if you're getting fees or not?

 

I have 1 checking account that I've had for somewhere around 17 - 18 years. The biggest deterrent to changing banks is the PITA of changing direct deposit, automatic payments that are set up etc.... Aside from that, don't charge me to hold onto my money for me and I don't much care who I bank with.

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Thoughts on people with advanced degrees that call themselves and wish to be addressed as Doctor? Essentially, I'm referring to scholars

 

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I have a no fee account with a regional bank that is grandfathered into all kinds of services and stuff that they now charge for. I would sooner die than switch for some one-time promotion thing.

 

me too. plus they have atm's all over the place which is a key for me. i would love to vote with my dollars by moving to a local bank or cu but i'm not driving across town in order to avoid fees for accessing my money.

 

oh yeah, i called in sick today. no pants in sight.

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What would it take for any of you to switch accts. ia there a dollar amount? Is it just about if you're getting fees or not?

 

I don't know what it would take for me to switch. I don't know if it's true, but seems like all banks are the same.

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Yeah, they pretty much are all the same. If one doesnt charge you for something the other does, I'd bet it charges for something the other one doesnt.

 

I will now show this to my higher ups and tell them to SUCK IT. We have educated, professional folk here, stating opinions

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it's super not true. the local one I worked for had a business day thing--stuff was held for 24 hours+ before getting posted to your account, which is pretty rare these days. also, $36 OD fees. literally the only people that bank with those tards are people who don't know their options.

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it's super not true. the local one I worked for had a business day thing--stuff was held for 24 hours+ before getting posted to your account, which is pretty rare these days. also, $36 OD fees. literally the only people that bank with those tards are people who don't know their options.

 

Or don't need their stuff posted immediately and aren't ever overdrawn.

 

I guess I would change banks if having an account with one gave me a significantly better home line of credit or something like that.

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