The Ocho 970 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 What about the 50's? The 50's might be pretty cool. We ruled the world, country was booming, growing. Cool cars were being developed. There was TV and somewhat modern medicine. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 leaching is still used in modern medicine FYI maggots are as well yeah, the dental thing, I was thinking about that last night actually. diet probably didn't include as much sugar but you are still losing your teeth by age 30. and boy will it hurt. my friend who cleared like $200k in online poker and now attends Columbia full-ride+stipend for a PhD in finance once got to the point with pain from a cavity to where he could not fall asleep and had to go get emergency treatment. I mean, what the ****? he had his poker money back then. straight-up chose to go through that. I don't think it was a fear thing. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 I fear the unknown and like internet porn so I'm staying right here. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 I fear the unknown and like internet porn so I'm staying right here. Would you give up porn for one year if at the end of the year you could have sex with the woman of your dreams for one night? (For the purposes of this hypothetical, you can assume that this woman of your dreams would deeply crave your affections. For one night.) Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 any scenario that involves shake eventually getting what he desires is too unrealistic to consider. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Ron's not gonna be happy he missed this hypothetical. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 also the latest beans vid might be my favorite ever. Hmmm...I need to watch it as well Was I fully dressed? Got a $1,000 check Disneyland, Universal Studios etc.... go play poker Make sure to tank up the car...and yourself...before going. You'll be broke at the exit Avoid Flynts joint. Last summer I staggered in there, hit the toilet, and found someone had shit all over the floor. Big piles. Started laughing and pulled out the ole phone for a twit vid and was immediately stopped by a bunch of linebacker thugs he calls security. Went to the car with one of them following me, and drove around the lot taking pics as they tried to catch me on foot... What about the 50's? The 50's might be pretty cool. We ruled the world, country was booming, growing. Cool cars were being developed. There was TV and somewhat modern medicine. Yeah....Id like to go back to old Vegas during the rat pack days. Pretty sure I couldve squeezed in as an honorary member That or Id be in a hole somewhere in the desert. More likely Id also like to have the knowledge I have now of this era.... imagine a Countach rolling around back then Get more ass than a toilet seat, I tell ya 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Went to the car with one of them following me, and drove around the lot taking pics as they tried to catch me on foot... Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 My feelings for her are way out of line. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Young girl, get out of my mind My love for you is way out of line Better run, girl You're much too young, girl With all the charms of a woman You've kept the secret of your youth You led me to believe You're old enough to give me Love And now it hurts to know the truth, oh Young girl, get out of my mind My love for you is way out of line Better run, girl You're much too young, girl Beneath your perfume and make-up You're just a baby in disguise And though you know That it is wrong to be alone with me That come on look is in your eyes, oh Young girl, get out of my mind My love for you is way out of line Better run, girl You're much too young, girl So hurry home to your mama I'm sure she wonders where you are Get out of here before I have the time To change my mind 'Cause I'm afraid we'll go too far, oh Young girl, get out of my mind My love for you is way out of line Better run, girl You're much too young, girl Young girl, get out of my mind My love for you is way out of line Better run, girl You're much too young, girl Young girl, get out of my mind Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Correct, I was referencing that song. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 YOU'RE MUCH TOO YOUNG, GIRL Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Had lunch with the lady. It went well. I really like her when I'm around her. Just not around her enough. Need to push for that and if she resists then there you go. No more excuses, date like a champion. This ones for you napa. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Would you give up porn for one year if at the end of the year you could have sex with the woman of your dreams for one night? (For the purposes of this hypothetical, you can assume that this woman of your dreams would deeply crave your affections. For one night.) no way Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 How do you even out the scales? Make "time without porn" = "nights of dream woman sex." Where would you put each one where it becomes a difficult choice? Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 A month. A month of no porn is worth the minute I'd get inside her. Anymore than that and I don't know. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 for me, sex with the most beautiful woman in the world one time = sex with a tubby cute chick one time. it's just a nut. now you tell me jennifer lawrence is gonna fall in love with me and shit, well hell, bye bye youporn forever. but one night? not worth it for more than a week of no porn. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 for me, sex with the most beautiful woman in the world one time = sex with a tubby cute chick one time. Get the fuck out of here with that nonsense. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 I will not. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 I guess that would make you a pretty good wing man. Except for the part about being a weirdo. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 and ugly! don't forget ugly! Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 leaching is still used in modern medicine FYI Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 You can't go to Disneyland and just buy a one-park ticket. You have to go park-hopper. CA Adventure has a ton of good stuff now. Exactly. Which is more reason why I'm not doing Disney this weekend. Wasn't casual sex kind of taboo in the '80's? Everyone scared of AIDS and all that. Not sure that's the best time. I graduated HS in 1985. Sex wasn't taboo. Sex without condoms was. Make sure to tank up the car...and yourself...before going. You'll be broke at the exit learned that years ago. The hard way. Used to live 1 1/2 hours from Reno so we'd go up there for day trips a lot. Went totally broke on one of the first trips. ATM hit it's daily limit, no gas, no credit card. Some how remembered that a guy I worked with mentioned having a buddy that was the head pit boss at the Peppermill. Great guy. Comped us a jacuzzi room, dinner, breakfast and handed me $200 to play and an extra $50 for gas. Got home and asked my buddy at work for the guys address so I could repay him the money he helped me with. Buddy says, don't worry about it. He was doing me a favor and this doesn't even scratch the surface of paying me back. I didn't ask anymore questions. Learned real quick to fill the tank as soon as we got into town though. edit: oh, if we go to the casino it will probably be Pachanga since it's only 45 mins or so away. Think the wife has other plans though... Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Exactly. Which is more reason why I'm not doing Disney this weekend. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Is the guitar solo at the end of stairway to heaven the greatest guitar solo in history? I vote yes. Def my favorite. Link to post Share on other sites
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