Whiskers 680 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Let's do this. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 god damn it that's too difficult. they need a more moderately priced girl. bet strat goes for the 40 points Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 TV, fast food (assuming that I have to choose that or I'll starve) and hot 18 year old. If food is already there, I'll take movies and TV show instead. Edit: guess ill push to 35 points. Go with girl for 18, TV for 7, unlimited food in kitchen for 6 and movies and TV shows for 4. Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 They should have given the option for an average looking woman who will bag you for 5 points. That choice would have been tough. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Girl, kitchen, gym, library, doctor. Half the money. Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Kitchen for 6 TV for 7 Booze 5 Phone for 3 Hygene 3 Workout Room 5 Doctor 3 Skylight 2 Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 even as antisocial as I am I honestly don't think I could spend ten years in a basement, even with all of that stuff. that would be horrible. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 oh wait, it says forced. in that case, half the money: kitchen, tv, skylight, music, gym, hygiene, mayo doctor, workshop. don't forget that if you choose the broad then you have to spend ten years with some dumb broad. Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 You can't seriously not choose the woman? 10 years of sex with a hot chick. She has to do it too. Even I could close that. Plus you can't spend 10 years alone. But I would volunteer for this. No work. Sex. TV. Food. Sounds like the perfect life to me. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 yeah you have to spend ten years alone with the same dumbass woman who's constantly blaming you for forcing her to spend ten years in a basement. plus it doesn't say anything about her not being able to get pregnant. screw that, I'm already used to not getting laid. no big loss. plus the doctor's enough company for me. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Quoting this so it's easier to refer to. Let's do this. I don't see how you can not pick the girl. 10 years alone would be terrible. She has the bonus of being "stunningly attractive" and she'll have sex with you. If the girl wasn't an option, I'd go kitchen, computer, internet, gym, skylight. I have no idea why Barry Bonds is an option. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 yeah you have to spend ten years alone with the same dumbass woman who's constantly blaming you for forcing her to spend ten years in a basement. plus it doesn't say anything about her not being able to get pregnant. screw that, I'm already used to not getting laid. no big loss. plus the doctor's enough company for me. I don't think the doctor lives with you. He just makes house calls when necessary. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 You can't seriously not choose the woman? 10 years of sex with a hot chick. She has to do it too. Even I could close that. Yeah, but it would take you 9 yrs. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 I don't think the doctor lives with you. He just makes house calls when necessary. exactly. he'll leave you the hell alone for the rest of the time. it's really more a factor of cost though. give me a moderately cute intelligent girl for like 10 points and I'll change my list. current options I'll just spend my time getting ripped and building stuff. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Kitchen with ingredients. 6ptd Tv - 7pts Gym - 5pts Movies & shows - 4pts Mayo Doctor - 3pts Hygiene jacuzzi -3pts Skylight - 2pts 30 on the nose Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 I need to know if the girl will fit in the trash chute. And this isn't just the bottom end of the trash chute, right? It takes trash away? Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Yeah, but it would take you 9 yrs. I lol'd Kitchen 6 Girl 18 TV 7 Hygene/jacuzzi tub 3 Total 34 pts Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 GOOD ONE RON. I guess I'd replace movies with hygiene. Gotta have some toothpaste and shampoo. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 So many variables. Without the trash chute, will there be no garbage removal? That seems impossible. If I'm working out, I'll want showers and laundry. What is the age for this? I can't think of a good 10 year span that would work. Maybe 15-25. Go in a boy, come out a rich, ripped man. You still get some of your 20's. Maybe 18-28, sort of like the army. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 You can make soap out of stuff in the kitchen and also brush your teeth with baking soda. I think the hygene products is a waste of points. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 I think 18-28 is probably the best. The shower is free, but you have to drop a few points for the soap. Adam Carolla says you can get by on just hot water though... Edit: Also what the Ocho said. Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 if the girl isn't an option. i think you go: tv for 7, food for 6, dvds for 4, gym for 5, books for 4, hygiene for 3, and pool table for exactly 30. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 I think computer/internet > almost everything on that list. I think my rankings would be: 1. Full kitchen 2. 18 year old 3. Computer/internet But it's impossible to have all three, so that's why I didn't get internet. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Gotta have some toothpaste and shampoo. You wouldn't need shampoo. I'm not convinced shampoo is necessary even in non-confined-to-basement existence. Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 I'm not going to shave with a butcher knife, so I'm springing for the hygiene. Link to post Share on other sites
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