Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 I'm glad that didn't happen. Would have been embarrassing for you. There's a word I never spell right. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 I'd sure hate to be whoever this Jokey McJokerson person is. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 683 Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Hey guys, thanks for the concern. I totally didn't get paralyzed with fear at the top and need to have the fire department come out and bring a ladder up and then carry me down. Nope, didn't happen. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Case just came across my desk where a client wants to know if they can take a charitable donation deduction for donating BREAST MILK. I shit you not. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,281 Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 I said it totally didn't happen! Only had to physically climb one bin with a ladder. The other one had a lift and then the other bins all had flights of stairs. Did have to walk across one catwalk that was about 150 yds 100 some odd feet in the air, so that was fun. Wind didn't really become bad until the last place which was two 90ish feet bins with a long catwalk to another storage building. There was one moment climbing the ladder on the very first bin which was about 60-70 feet where I thought "OMG I'm going to die. I can't do this" but then I told myself to quit being a pussy and got over it. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 683 Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Case just came across my desk where a client wants to know if they can take a charitable donation deduction for donating BREAST MILK. Well? Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Yes if I'm your lawyer, probably no if you want to avoid an audit. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 683 Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Then what the hell am I supposed to do with all this breast milk? Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Invite Ron and a lady over and get freaky. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,236 Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 I'm just tired of being disrespected. I was passed over. That's the way pop wanted it? Well that ain't the way I wanted it. I'm smart, not like they say. I'M SMAHT, NOT LIKE EVERYBODY SAYS i favorited that clip on youtube I dont like fluid sex. No pee, breastmilk or fecal matter. I'd like to make a girl squirt. One girl before moved totally wet my sheets. I was pleased with me. Also, hank woulda been a better choice than I Good job on the not dying Napa Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Yeah napa way to go bro you are flying high like Han Solo. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 Yeah, but not as much as I used to... this is all extremely good information and now I'm afraid I have another expensive and weird hobby. damn it beans you shouldn't have answered my question. but yeah, sabots, I've been wondering what that was. I keep seeing "sabot slugs" listed under shotgun shells and I just assumed it was some type of slug. but I have been saving some brass and I'll be saving it all from now on so I think this might be something good for me to do. hell I think my dad actually has a reloading thing. might ask him if he wants to bequeath it to me now. Little hand says it's time to rock and roll. YES IT DOES so a girl texted me this evening. now I'm going over to her house and she's making me dinner. so that's something. I'll probably get more play on this first date than suited will in his entire relationship. BOOM SUITED YOU'RE MOVE. and finally: squirters. yeah, had one of those before. inopportune time. 69. she was on top. didn't know what hit me. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 683 Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 and finally: squirters. yeah, had one of those before. inopportune time. 69. she was on top. didn't know what hit me. Haha. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,959 Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 so a girl texted me this evening. now I'm going over to her house and she's making me dinner. so that's something. I'll probably get more play on this first date than suited will in his entire relationship. BOOM SUITED YOU'RE MOVE. So you're going to hold her hand? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,959 Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 Haha. Brv, you're really embarrassingly bad at this. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,959 Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 1 Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 Is that supposed to be Shake 69ing? I like it. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 and finally: squirters. yeah, had one of those before. inopportune time. 69. she was on top. didn't know what hit me. I know someone who almost drowned from this scenario. Two weeks later he was at it again and she crapped his forehead, and he just thought she was squirting again. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 dynamite drop in monty. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 977 Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 That wasn't really directed at you. More Ron when he reads it. You? I like you. These other bleepers can bite me. Not napa though. Or shake. Or jubi. Or guapy. Or brvy. Or stratty. Mainly Ronny and tilty and jokey mcjokerson up there. Aww, we only tease because we care. And because we're bored. But mostly because we want you to get laid. I know someone who almost drowned from this scenario. Two weeks later he was at it again and she crapped his forehead, and he just thought she was squirting again. I call BS Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,236 Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 I take full credit for whiskey's drop in Did I ever tell you guys that whiskey and I met in real life. We played poker at the Hard Rock. Two points. I may have effer him out of some cash. We both played a couple of $140 one table sngs. We may have had a split the winnings type thing. I didnt split my money with him. I can't remember. 2nd thing was when we were eating, these girls hit on us. They were either hookers or homeless and just wanted our pizza. Coulda got blown but Whiskey had "standards" and shit Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,236 Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 http://youtu.be/UQw3DyYZ-8o This was the Daily Show moment of zen. I watched it 20 times in a row. The goat's action and the noise she makes had us both crying laughing after 10 views in a row. (Directv remote viewing, which has a button that lets you rewind 7 seconds or so) So good Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,281 Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 I just got goosebumps thinking about "clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose" so, ya, I'd say I'm drunk. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 not a damn thing wrong with either of those things nappy. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 Beans, tell us more about guns Oteedoke.... Shane has a younger brother that is really eat up with weapons. Im talkin eats, breathes, shits the things. Back in our younger years we spent many hours modifying the things and making all sorts of weird projects One idea he had was an exploding bullet. That came right after my exploding arrow project, which if I do say so myself was a great way to impress friends and neighbors. The problem with the arrows was they had to hit a solid target to go off. In simple terms they were filled with black powder and a thirty cal shell casing was epoxyed to the end. A firing pin was fitted to the end of the primer so when it struck something, the powder was ignited and kabloom. Trees around the area are just now regrowing bark these days... Now a bullet was a different story. I was afraid that the force of the bullet accelerating down the barrel would trip the ignition system before it left the barrel. Further experiments proved this fact was indeed possible So not ones to be hampered, we did come up with an idea that to this day is probably the most deadly round that can be fired.... What it amounted to was a hollowed out hollowpoint forty five auto bullet....it was placed on a drill press to enlarge it to the exact size of a steel ball bearing. Behind this bearing was a cavity large enough to hold a substantial amount of mercury. It was sealed up with heavy grease or glue to prevent leakage Once this was fired and hit a target, the ball bearing was forced back inside the bullet, pressurizing the mercury to unbelievable forces that could take down small to medium sized trees. For a self defense round, tested on bags of sand, we determined that a shot to the abdomen would basically leave nothing but a humans scalp and toenails intact... Parents quickly got wind of the goings on and turned the damper off on those. They thought so, anyway this is all extremely good information and now I'm afraid I have another expensive and weird hobby. damn it beans you shouldn't have answered my question. but yeah, sabots, I've been wondering what that was. I keep seeing "sabot slugs" listed under shotgun shells and I just assumed it was some type of slug. and finally: squirters. yeah, had one of those before. inopportune time. 69. she was on top. didn't know what hit me. Shanes brother also experimented haevily on those.... placing everything from broken glass to arrows inside the shells. In fact, if youve ever heard of a "duplex" load, which contains different sizes of shot in the same load....he invented those as well. He always shot more squirrels that the rest of us on hunting trips. The problem was, ours still had meat on the carcass. His was mainly skin and hair left. Its bad enough biting into a number seven and a half lead shot once in a while. Broken glass and rusty nails was quite another.... My first experience with a squirt was in a mini pickup truck in high school. None of the mens mags that I reviewed at the time covered such material. I thought she was pissing on me.... Needless to say, she didnt enjoy the same treatment 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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