SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 GUY HAS RED PEPPER FLAKES UP HIS ASS. This fake girlfriend story is so great. I wish he'd won the heisman, just to make it better. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Someone should make a gif of him whiffing on a tackle and add a caption of something along the lines of Fake Girlfriend Tackle The gif-maker I use doesn't allow adding text. You have to pay a membership fee or something to get all the bells and whistles. Don't think I haven't thought about it. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Him saying he met her is easily explained. Those are white lies. He was embarrassed that his girlfriend was an "online" relationship with someone he's never met, so he fibbed, and things snowballed. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Wait, she snowballed him? Does she have a sister? Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Does she have a sister? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I have to explain that joke too? Fake gf maybe has a fake sister, maybe she does snowballing as well I dont really want to be snowballed. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Went to makers mark for lunch. 5 dollar steak sandwich Thursday. HELL OF A DEAL. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I have to explain that joke too? Fake gf maybe has a fake sister, maybe she does snowballing as well I dont really want to be snowballed. HA 1 Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 well, I think I have to read more about this story now. Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Mmmmm.... Makers Mark. Can't wait to crack a bottle of that on Feb 1st when I my hiatus from drinking ends. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Fake gf maybe has a fake sister Fake gf can have as many fake sisters as you want. Go crazy. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 v important to observe those ny resolutions Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 v important to observe those ny resolutions That certainly is an economy of letters Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I will not accept Loogie's courtesy/mockery laugh Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 You tell em Ronny. Anyone have big Thursday night plans. I'm going to target to buy a new beard trimmer. Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Grocery shopping and 7 miles on the treadmill. Suk that NY res Strat! Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Mmmmm.... Makers Mark. Can't wait to crack a bottle of that on Feb 1st when I my hiatus from drinking ends. Staring at one right now, 8 feet from me on my bar. Though my hiatus doesn't end until March 15th. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Going out for a drink or two with my frats graduate chapter. Not thrilled about it, but you gotta do these things. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Do you? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Thats why you dont join a frat and buy friends. Cultivate a bad ass personality and they'll pay you 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I no longer have New Years Resolutions. I have wittled it down to New Day's Resolutions. I'm a small picture guy. 42 minutes of cardio and some abs, done. No lifting today Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Getting paid to sit at my desk and listen to this manti teo stuff from yesterday's lebatard show is one of the best things to ever happen to me. Which i guess is a little sad, but bleep it, I got what I got. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 my soon-to-graduate gaming friend in Richmond accepted a job with a financial planning software maker for $78k. works just down the street from shake. he's 23. participates in bodybuilding competitions. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I didn't pay for shit, Tubby. But I do need to make an appearance. Do some glad handing, see some friends I haven't seen in awhile and peace out home where I will have some quality time with my commode. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 my soon-to-graduate gaming friend in Richmond accepted a job with a financial planning software maker for $78k. works just down the street from shake. he's 23. participates in bodybuilding competitions. sounds like a real douche Link to post Share on other sites
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