iZuma 764 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 weird, you misspelled "best" as "14th worst.". hell of an autocorrect. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 I wasn't joking about the text from Alexis Texas. Seriously, what is the deal with that? Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 I wasn't joking about the text from Alexis Texas. Seriously, what is the deal with that? 2 Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Am I the piñata? Link to post Share on other sites
Yossarian 9 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Today I was reading in my lunch break and came to a sentence that ended "Willie fingered his sabre". Immediately I looked around for someone to tell about it, even though I already knew I was alone in the breakroom. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 am i supposed to know who the bleep you are? and before anyone says it, Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Be nice. I have a feeling I know who that is. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 i don't care who it is because they read over their lunch break and i don't respect that. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 well that's because you're an idiot. "Okay, too much testosterone around here for me." and so am I. jesus freaking christ how did I not get this? only excuse I can figure is that it was a quote from a woman and I mean who the hell listens to anything they have to say right? Link to post Share on other sites
Yossarian 9 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 i don't care who it is because they read over their lunch break and i don't respect that. Butterfly in the sky. I can fly twice as high. Take a look. Its in a book. Reading Rainbow... Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 it won't be that easy new guy. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 it won't be that easy new guy. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 i don't care who it is because they read over their lunch break and i don't respect that. All I do is read over my lunch break. And eat the Jimmy John's number 10 with a pickle and fountain soda. Seriously, 3 times a week. I need to stop. $9.25 a day. Not to mention how fattening. I used to read a book or a sports magazine. Then it was printing out articles from ESPN and Yahoo sports. Now I just read us, twitter and ESPN and Yahoo sports articles off of my phone. Twitter is great because my writer follows link their shit. Handy. To quote Mikey from Swingers while in the trailer outside of Vegas at presumably 8am to Trent, Double Down, "well, we've all got stories" We wore that out whenever one of us would tell a pointless story, which was often me. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 JJ isn't that bad. I'm too lazy to look up the #10 but they're all about 700 calories. the soda is what's bad, if it's not a diet. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 It's a Diet Coke, oddly enough. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 700 calories isn't bad? and this guy is our big weight loss leader??? Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 All I do is read over my lunch break. And eat the Jimmy John's number 10 with a pickle and fountain soda. Seriously, 3 times a week. I need to stop. $9.25 a day. Not to mention how fattening. I used to read a book or a sports magazine. Then it was printing out articles from ESPN and Yahoo sports. Now I just read us, twitter and ESPN and Yahoo sports articles off of my phone. Twitter is great because my writer follows link their shit. Handy. You should really be using Spoolios.com Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 It's a Diet Coke, oddly enough. CALLBACK An excellent one at that. I only use that at McDonalds after a unusually large order. You should really be using Spoolios.com I will look this up. I'm nervous and titilated all at once. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 700 calories isn't bad? and this guy is our big weight loss leader??? if you do two meals a day at 700 calories, you're going to lose weight. so yeah, I don't think it's bad. EDIT - STREAMING Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 bought a half a gallon of jaeger. it was like, $30 for 1L and $40 for 1.75L. the staff was like, you need to put that back and get the half gallon. I'm like, yeah ok. so I'm a little tipsy. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 http://i.imgur.com/eZLIR.jpg my range of emotions is similar 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 watermelon gif NOW THATS HOW ITS DONE NEW GUY. LEARN SOMETHING. All I do is read over my lunch break. you're insane i say. i need to relax during my lunch. i usually just sit in my car and nap. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 All I do is read over my lunch break. And eat the Jimmy John's number 10 with a pickle and fountain soda. Seriously, 3 times a week. I need to stop. $9.25 a day. Not to mention how fattening. Jimmy Johns is friggin' dangerous....so good and so convenient. #9, add bacon. No tomato. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 bought a half a gallon of jaeger. it was like, $30 for 1L and $40 for 1.75L. the staff was like, you need to put that back and get the half gallon. I'm like, yeah ok. so I'm a little tipsy. How do you drink it, straight? I have half a bottle left on top of my fridge, but no red bull to go with it. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Strat, jaeger? On a Thursday, home, alone? Everything ok? Seriously though, I guess it's straight to the point. I'm with Adam, I'd need the red bull. But his adding of bacon and no tomatoes, blasphemy. I don't like bacon on sandwiches. It takes over the sandwich. I like the meat, cheese, mayo and veggie combo with the bread. Throw in some roasted red peppers occasionally, maybe a spicy cheese: dy no mite. Spooling is interesting, good idea. Sadly I'm way too lazy to set up an account. I'll read anything interesting, but mostly MMA stuff. I never read the local news (from my hometown, not Orlando) or Dolphins/Heat/Yankees/Marlins-centric stuff. I'm weird like that. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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