Jump to content

I Called In Sick Today


Recommended Posts

  • Replies 268k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • Ron_Mexico

    19414

  • speedz99

    16304

  • Napa Lite

    7767

  • ShakeZuma

    7517

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Posts

and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

Posted Images

hey napa, you were talking about your arms, weren't you. with that "concealed guns" post. I know that's what you meant. it was good.

 

so are you still working out? I'm assuming yes, because only losers start working out and then quit. tell him ronny.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Shake sounds drunk.

 

I've been lax on my workouts going 1-2x a week. And just awful on eating. I need a new routine or something. The 5x5 strong lifts stuff takes like 25 minutes which feels to short and I never know what other lifts to do.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Also, my shitty roommates fat ass girlfriend parked her car in my spot while I was gone even though I said "hey, i'll probably be back saturday afternoon/night" leaving me to park on the street and then when they finally get home late "oh, you told me sunday" no i didn't you *******, i spend as little as time at home as possible. and then when we get back from the casino he offers to move it but it's like, i'm the dick if i say yea, i want you to ****ing move it, i don't like parking on the street, your car window just got broken while parked on the street, why the f would i want that to happen to my car. and now they're still ****ing sleeping but i want my gd parking spot back. gdit. i hate this ******* and his stupid girlfriend.

Link to post
Share on other sites

and then when we get back from the casino he offers to move it but it's like, i'm the dick if i say yea, i want you to ****ing move it

 

Big mistake. Huge.

 

But really, big mistake (huge). That's how you make sure it doesn't happen again. Some day will get you to be ok with being the dick when a situation calls for it.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Big mistake. Huge.

 

But really, big mistake (huge). That's how you make sure it doesn't happen again. Some day will get you to be ok with being the dick when a situation calls for it.

Yep. This passive-aggressive "no it's fine, I'll just complain about it on the Internet" is 100% the opposite way you should be dealing with this. Nick sometimes forgets to flush. If I ignored it, instead of going and getting him from whereever he is and making him go to the bathroom and flush, he'd never learn.

 

Of course, it might also mean the difference between something interesting to post and talking about my son's toilet habits, but that's not the... Never mind. This thread can't handle your roommate being trained to not give you anything to talk about.

Link to post
Share on other sites

on the bright side, I drank infinite beers on wednesday and friday, and obviously did thanksgiving as well, and I gained nothing.

 

I'm a little afraid to jump on a scale. I'm pretty sure I'm right up near my upper limit, and I don't feel like going on a diet.

 

The girlfriend is going away for a week, so I'll probably eat disgustingly and then see where I'm at when she gets home.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Yeah, but you'll be able to tell stories about making your shitty roommate look like a little bitch in front of his girlfriend.

Always thinking a few steps ahead; this is why you're getting fancy letters after your name (even if you're not going to be a Real Doctor).

Link to post
Share on other sites

ugh man I was outside putting some more survivalist gear in my car and truck and some weird ass old fat guy comes up and starts talking to me about knowing my mom and uncle and the people that lived in my house before us and shit and I was like "OH MY GOD OLD WEIRDO GO AWAY" the whole time but he just kept talking.

 

 

god why are people just so freaking terrible at everything?

  • Like 1
Link to post
Share on other sites

Always thinking a few steps ahead; this is why you're getting fancy letters after your name (even if you're not going to be a Real Doctor).

 

Fuck that, I'm going to be the REALEST doctor.

 

ugh man I was outside putting some more survivalist gear in my car and truck and some weird ass old fat guy comes up and starts talking to me about knowing my mom and uncle and the people that lived in my house before us and shit and I was like "OH MY GOD OLD WEIRDO GO AWAY" the whole time but he just kept talking.

 

 

god why are people just so freaking terrible at everything?

 

Like storytelling? Who knows.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

Announcements


×
×
  • Create New...