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Wait, who's the unlucky three? Feel like there's four of us that could be classified as the unlucky three...does that make the fourth the really unlucky one?

 

I don't think strat is counting himself in this equation. since he's gotten online girlfriends from great england and florida he thinks he's all high and mighty and stuff. well let me tell you something strat, I can get less girls than you ANY DAY OF THE WEEK! wait that's not the way it was supposed to go.

 

 

and by the way, that girl from work still messages me at work and sends me texts. I still send the minimum response and she still continues. really can't figure out if she's just retarded or if she's still trying to lead me on for fun. leaning towards retarded at this point.

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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

and after 3 days, he is risen!

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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seriously. at some point you will text her and she won't respond and you'll want to cry. it happens every time, best to ignore her and forever know you cut that bitch off.

 

also, KU is down 8 at half to chattanooga. at home. i'm scared.

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oh no I haven't been initiating any texts. only dryly responding to her questions/statements, making sure I don't respond last. remember I still work with her. can't completely ignore her.

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oh no I haven't been initiating any texts. only dryly responding to her questions/statements, making sure I don't respond last. remember I still work with her. can't completely ignore her.

 

It's probably wrong and bad advice, but I like where you're at with this. Nice job Shakey

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And always remember to do the opposite of whatever Suited suggests.

 

I have zero respect for people that need to change when they have a gf, can't talk to other girls or have friends of the opposite sex. Find someone that isnt awful. Ughhh. Jealousy or dating someone that's jealous like that sends a bad message, imo. Shows you like the crazy pants. Just stay the course.

 

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Wait...does that just make me a loser if you guys have just been unlucky and I'm at my shitty life on my own? I've got a fair amount of student loan debt that takes up a decent chunk of my paycheck. Once any of you get a real job, which will happen, you'll be miles ahead of me. Plus, SA is a licensed attorney with a soon to be tax speciality and a love interest. I think he's got the highest potential of all of us. And shake...well, he dresses nicely.

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Who's in the bottom three? Am I in the bottom three? No, no. I'm hardly considered an ancillary part of this thread.

 

Favorite podcast: Yeah, It's That Bad

Three guys from New Jersey review movies with low Rotten Tomato scores.

 

The New Jersey part isn't really important. They're educated, young adults.

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STORY OVER.

Congratulations on finding a girl willing to prostitute herself for Kinkos services.

 

and by the way, that girl from work still messages me at work and sends me texts. I still send the minimum response and she still continues. really can't figure out if she's just retarded or if she's still trying to lead me on for fun. leaning towards retarded at this point.

Have you considered buying a printer and sabotaging hers?

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I heard the latest topic was ancillary parts of this thread...B-Squad or well I guess I'd be like E-Squad or something...anyway, I'd be bottom three of that for sure. I just listened to

 

Big Pun - I don't want to be a player no more

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Mark Anthony - I need to know

 

back to back on youtube.

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been talking to LG a lot more lately. talk of job searching in London. the ease with which a fiancé visa can be obtained. I am gonna apply to this consulting firm her roommate works for just to see what they say.

 

maybe the passport I needed for the CFA will come in handy after all

 

Do it.

 

I don't know, if there's anything black guys know about it's getting out of paying for kids

 

haha

 

Oh, shit, forgot about that. Yes, move that to priority one, lawyer. Chip chop chip. Get us that deposition.

Chip chop chip? I don't even know what Chip chop chip supposed to mean.

 

Run beat me to it.

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I'm not shake, but I am awake. Been so for the past half hour. I really could go for some breakfast.

 

Woke up to see a text from my shitty roommate asking me to turn down my tv. It wasn't even loud and it couldn't have been more than 10 minutes between when he went to bed and my tv shut off from my sleep alarm, so its not like it was bothering him forever. Next time he actually wakes me up from bleeping so loud I'm going to go pound on his door. Bleep what that cow of a girl thinks of me.

 

Really hope this kid is his and he has to pay child support and ends up having to move out or work all the time. Also, I forgot that the husband of this bitch has like a twelve year vasectomy so, even more likely its my roommates.

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nah just woke up at 5:30, all late and shit. day off today. gonna hit the doctors and get some happy pills hopefully, then off to the big city for a haircut, some new tshirts maybe, and some fancy whole foods coffee. gonna make a day of it!

 

 

then come home drink bourbon by myself and watch 28 days later (got the dvd for $6 from amazon, suck it ron and suited).

 

be a man and ignore her. if she brings it up tell her you were with another girl and didn't want any problems as the new bleep buddy gets jells.

 

won't work though because 80% of the messages are at work over the work IM system. and most of them are her whining about something to do with work. still have to maintain a cordial workplace environment with her or it could actually negatively impact my job.

 

It's probably wrong and bad advice, but I like where you're at with this. Nice job Shakey

 

thank you. and really, after that one friday night where she was a total bitch, it's been a hell of a lot easier. really knocked the luster off of her. OH, and one other thing that's been eating at me about her is two things she said: first, I remember her saying how she didn't vote, and how one of her friends was making fun of her for it but that she didn't care. then, a couple of weeks later she said something about how she wanted to move out of the country because she was "embarrassed to live here" or some dumb shit. so you're so embarrassed to be a US citizen that you're willing to pack up and move your whole life out of the country and away from everybody you've ever known but you can't be bothered to take an hour out of your day every 2 years to try to change what you're embarrassed about???? every time I think about it I want to punch her.

 

so yeah, that helps.

 

throw out some suggestions then. instead of your hurtful insults.

 

haha

 

Wait...does that just make me a loser if you guys have just been unlucky and I'm at my shitty life on my own? I've got a fair amount of student loan debt that takes up a decent chunk of my paycheck. Once any of you get a real job, which will happen, you'll be miles ahead of me. Plus, SA is a licensed attorney with a soon to be tax speciality and a love interest. I think he's got the highest potential of all of us. And shake...well, he dresses nicely.

 

no but see, you guys are all intelligent, have good degrees, and are still very early in your careers. you're already doing better than me now and I'm ten years into my career. it's a guarantee that you'll be doing better than me when you're at my age. me, I've got ten years of work experience and I'm still doing entry level college degree work and getting paid even less than that. and I may dress nicely but that just makes women think I'm gay making it even more difficult for me to get one. so THERE. I'm the worst.

 

 

yay I win!

 

Have you considered buying a printer and sabotaging hers?

 

nope. building a spreadsheet for her that's gonna break in two years.

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the husband of this bitch has like a twelve year vasectomy so, even more likely its my roommates.

 

 

 

 

If there is one perk of having a slew of...uh...no-collar workers is the great stories I hear on a regular basis....

 

 

 

Once I get wind of one of them tied up in a multi way baby pot I immediately find an excuse to get them in a rig for a long road trip to investigate the matter

 

 

 

"So I hear you have to give a DNA sample or something next week"

 

 

 

(chain smoking fellow starts shaking head and playing with goatee ponytail wrapped up in multi colored rubber bands)

 

 

 

"Yeah man...like....hell I dunno....ya know....bitch done fucked up....Milts been nailen her for like a month...well ever since she been hangin down there at Rafes place ya know....hes been givin her his mamas bility check to cash and man shes been takin it down to the fukin casino every damn month an cashin it and stickin it in that gummi bears slot....so ya know shes bad news ya know"

 

 

 

"So you know its not yours?"

 

 

 

"Man it caint be.... I made tha bitch squat over tha toilet and jump up an down last time for a looong time ya know"

 

 

 

"Was that before or after sex?"

 

 

 

"After man....an I even jerked it out bout halfway through ya know"

 

 

 

"Yeah... sounds foolproof to me"

 

 

 

"Anyway.... Slaw and Merle told me ta wask my mouth out real good with turpentine right before gettin the swab so the results would be inca....inso....ifcomclustsives"

 

 

 

"Is that why the warehouse smells like fresh paint right after someone has an accident?"

 

 

 

 

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA....MAN YA BUSTED US WE TRY EVERYTHIN TO BEAT THEM DAMN DRUG TESTS YA WONT TELL ON US WILL YA BOSS MAN"

 

 

 

 

"Nah...its too hard getting good help these days to lose any of you"

 

 

 

 

"You all rite Beans.....hey canya spot me a hundered ana half for the doctor thing?"

 

 

 

 

"I suppose.....so whats this I hear about Milt screwing his step mom?"

 

 

 

 

"OOOoooooooo Mannnnnnnn...... heres tha scoop on that shit......."

 

 

 

 

 

At least twice a year some homely critter shows up on a job site about eight and a half months preggers. All you see is hard hats flying and work trucks dusting off into the desert...

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